they are the aggressive voices of the
right welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’ll be counting down the top ten most
combative conservatives my vote is I
think the government should be spying on
all Arabs engaging in torture as a
televised spectator sport
dropping daisy cutters throughout the
Middle East and sending liberals to
Guantanamo that was one of your own
columns
well that means no explanation yes it’s
beautifully beautifully written
number ten Christine O’Donnell I’m not a
witch let’s call her the Tea Party
princess O’Donnell defeated a favorite
to win in Delaware’s Republican US
Senate primary in 2010 but that’s not
why she’s famous no what made her fodder
for comedians around the world were her
stances Bible says that lust in your
heart is committing adultery so you
can’t masturbate without lust she
proudly admits to chastity even when by
herself all the time she saves she
spends trying out witchcraft and asking
why monkeys aren’t still evolving into
humans number nine
Michelle Bachman and today America finds
herself in need of an American Iron Lady
who’s already taken on Barack Obama
right we need is a fearless conservative
to defeat Barack Obama’s failed
socialist policies this Tea Party Queen
comes by her title honestly she claims
to know more about climate change than
MIT scientists she has adopted more than
twenty foster children while she and her
husband deny it he allegedly runs a
clinic that cures homosexuality though
krazee-eyez was unable to make a dent
during the 2012 GOP nomination debates
she still has fervent fans across the
nation if I were president I would be
willing to use waterboarding I think it
was very effective
for our country number eight Donald
Trump well this is very serious I mean I
always take things seriously but I’ve
never taken it seriously like this this
is a very serious time in my life while
he isn’t officially a pundit or a
politician there’s no denying that
Donald’s presence as a Republican
personality from his money money money
mentality to his promotion of the
birther movement Trump is about as
right-wing as they come
he’s anti-abortion anti gun control and
anti gay marriage and while he
ultimately decided not to run for
president in 2012 that doesn’t mean he
won’t really der
watch it or you’re fired today I’m very
proud of myself
number seven Sarah Palin what newspapers
and magazines did you regularly read
before you were tapped for this to stay
informed and to understand I really must
of them again with a great appreciation
for the press for the media like what
Romina cific Lee I’m curious that you
all of them any of them that have been
in front of me over all these years
caribou Barbie didn’t make it to the
White House in oh wait
but this maverick came back she
resurfaced as a pundit to appeal to
Hockey Moms and Joe six-packs alike that
were also in support of capital
punishment guns and oil and against
abortion birth control and health care
reform Palin proved that sometimes going
rogue gets you places like out of Alaska
it’s funny that a comment like that was
kind of made to care it I don’t I you
know number six
Bill O’Reilly will say you’re a cocaine
dealer and you kind of look like one a
little bit as do you you barely talk
about cocaine music you are entering a
no-spin zone
O’Reilly is equipped with a
working-class background and an
in-your-face style to cut through the
intellectual clutter of the media elite
he doesn’t necessarily paint himself as
a conservative and even defends
homosexuality and some environmental
topics however he is definitely writer
center and he never backs away from a
good old-fashioned public feud you don’t
know what the hell you’re tired good
very good congratulations yeah these
Patriots and all denigrate his service
while boots you right off the set number
five Glenn Beck oh boy this might not go
well when I finish this story some may
believe were on the road to the Hitler
Youth what would conservatives do these
days without Glenn Beck he is one of the
stars of conservative media due to his
political rants he pleads with listeners
to save his country from the radical
leftists while he’s been accused by the
left of dealing in untruths
Beck’s passion is legendary but here’s a
tip Glenn
never let him see you cry I’m just a guy
who cares an awful lot about my country
and I think you do too
number four Sean Hannity the word
polarizing comes to mind when discussing
this combative
there but if you spew this line DNC
talking pointing guns at me icon up
insulting me around Milwaukee Walker
sack right go are you eyeing me every
minutes I don’t care heap it’s the good
guys against the bad guys and offers
listeners confirmation of their already
held views he’s one of the most trusted
and predictable names on the far right
and though he lacks the sharp wit of an
Ann Coulter type he sure as hell
believes in what he’s saying you know
listen you might sue me for harassment
by the time this is over that’s number
three Michael Savage like most entries
on this list
you either love Michael savage or you
hate Michael Savage he’s become one of
the most listened to radio hosts in
America through his show the savage
nation and has been accused of using
that platform to promote extremism and
hatred you’d better not admit to being a
liberal in his presence or he just might
accuse you of being mentally disturbed
and don’t even get him started on autism
now the the illness du jour is autism
you know what autism is I’ll tell you
what autism is in 99% of the cases it’s
a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the
act out that’s what autism is number two
and Coulter what do you mean knowing
that there are jailed journalists I
think there should be more jail
Coulter’s views can be summed up by one
of her book titles if Democrats had any
brains they’d be Republicans she lives
and breathes that idiom and causes mega
controversy every step of the way aside
from offending 9/11 widows and calling
John Edwards dirty names she is
constantly stirring the pot even some
conservatives equator to nails on a
chalkboard I know you’re trying to
imitate Ellen Combs but at some point he
does let me answer let’s go Michael why
don’t we talk about the things that that
okay well actually are doing him here
number one
Rush Limbaugh she doesn’t even have a
reason to boo yet but you might el Rush
beau is as conservative as you get
Limbaugh has been a leader in
conservative media for decades and has
been bringing a special brand of sarcasm
to his loyal ditto heads ever since he’s
Pro death penalty anti feminism critical
of climate change and staunchly against
illegal immigration while liberal
senator Al Franken may column a big
idiot there’s no doubt his unapologetic
yelling appeals to faithful right wares
let’s see if you can run your little TV
network for 30 days without doing a
single story on me and then let’s take a
look at your ratings during those 30
days fu
right welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’ll be counting down the top ten most
combative conservatives my vote is I
think the government should be spying on
all Arabs engaging in torture as a
televised spectator sport
dropping daisy cutters throughout the
Middle East and sending liberals to
Guantanamo that was one of your own
columns
well that means no explanation yes it’s
beautifully beautifully written
number ten Christine O’Donnell I’m not a
witch let’s call her the Tea Party
princess O’Donnell defeated a favorite
to win in Delaware’s Republican US
Senate primary in 2010 but that’s not
why she’s famous no what made her fodder
for comedians around the world were her
stances Bible says that lust in your
heart is committing adultery so you
can’t masturbate without lust she
proudly admits to chastity even when by
herself all the time she saves she
spends trying out witchcraft and asking
why monkeys aren’t still evolving into
humans number nine
Michelle Bachman and today America finds
herself in need of an American Iron Lady
who’s already taken on Barack Obama
right we need is a fearless conservative
to defeat Barack Obama’s failed
socialist policies this Tea Party Queen
comes by her title honestly she claims
to know more about climate change than
MIT scientists she has adopted more than
twenty foster children while she and her
husband deny it he allegedly runs a
clinic that cures homosexuality though
krazee-eyez was unable to make a dent
during the 2012 GOP nomination debates
she still has fervent fans across the
nation if I were president I would be
willing to use waterboarding I think it
was very effective
for our country number eight Donald
Trump well this is very serious I mean I
always take things seriously but I’ve
never taken it seriously like this this
is a very serious time in my life while
he isn’t officially a pundit or a
politician there’s no denying that
Donald’s presence as a Republican
personality from his money money money
mentality to his promotion of the
birther movement Trump is about as
right-wing as they come
he’s anti-abortion anti gun control and
anti gay marriage and while he
ultimately decided not to run for
president in 2012 that doesn’t mean he
won’t really der
watch it or you’re fired today I’m very
proud of myself
number seven Sarah Palin what newspapers
and magazines did you regularly read
before you were tapped for this to stay
informed and to understand I really must
of them again with a great appreciation
for the press for the media like what
Romina cific Lee I’m curious that you
all of them any of them that have been
in front of me over all these years
caribou Barbie didn’t make it to the
White House in oh wait
but this maverick came back she
resurfaced as a pundit to appeal to
Hockey Moms and Joe six-packs alike that
were also in support of capital
punishment guns and oil and against
abortion birth control and health care
reform Palin proved that sometimes going
rogue gets you places like out of Alaska
it’s funny that a comment like that was
kind of made to care it I don’t I you
know number six
Bill O’Reilly will say you’re a cocaine
dealer and you kind of look like one a
little bit as do you you barely talk
about cocaine music you are entering a
no-spin zone
O’Reilly is equipped with a
working-class background and an
in-your-face style to cut through the
intellectual clutter of the media elite
he doesn’t necessarily paint himself as
a conservative and even defends
homosexuality and some environmental
topics however he is definitely writer
center and he never backs away from a
good old-fashioned public feud you don’t
know what the hell you’re tired good
very good congratulations yeah these
Patriots and all denigrate his service
while boots you right off the set number
five Glenn Beck oh boy this might not go
well when I finish this story some may
believe were on the road to the Hitler
Youth what would conservatives do these
days without Glenn Beck he is one of the
stars of conservative media due to his
political rants he pleads with listeners
to save his country from the radical
leftists while he’s been accused by the
left of dealing in untruths
Beck’s passion is legendary but here’s a
tip Glenn
never let him see you cry I’m just a guy
who cares an awful lot about my country
and I think you do too
number four Sean Hannity the word
polarizing comes to mind when discussing
this combative
there but if you spew this line DNC
talking pointing guns at me icon up
insulting me around Milwaukee Walker
sack right go are you eyeing me every
minutes I don’t care heap it’s the good
guys against the bad guys and offers
listeners confirmation of their already
held views he’s one of the most trusted
and predictable names on the far right
and though he lacks the sharp wit of an
Ann Coulter type he sure as hell
believes in what he’s saying you know
listen you might sue me for harassment
by the time this is over that’s number
three Michael Savage like most entries
on this list
you either love Michael savage or you
hate Michael Savage he’s become one of
the most listened to radio hosts in
America through his show the savage
nation and has been accused of using
that platform to promote extremism and
hatred you’d better not admit to being a
liberal in his presence or he just might
accuse you of being mentally disturbed
and don’t even get him started on autism
now the the illness du jour is autism
you know what autism is I’ll tell you
what autism is in 99% of the cases it’s
a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the
act out that’s what autism is number two
and Coulter what do you mean knowing
that there are jailed journalists I
think there should be more jail
Coulter’s views can be summed up by one
of her book titles if Democrats had any
brains they’d be Republicans she lives
and breathes that idiom and causes mega
controversy every step of the way aside
from offending 9/11 widows and calling
John Edwards dirty names she is
constantly stirring the pot even some
conservatives equator to nails on a
chalkboard I know you’re trying to
imitate Ellen Combs but at some point he
does let me answer let’s go Michael why
don’t we talk about the things that that
okay well actually are doing him here
number one
Rush Limbaugh she doesn’t even have a
reason to boo yet but you might el Rush
beau is as conservative as you get
Limbaugh has been a leader in
conservative media for decades and has
been bringing a special brand of sarcasm
to his loyal ditto heads ever since he’s
Pro death penalty anti feminism critical
of climate change and staunchly against
illegal immigration while liberal
senator Al Franken may column a big
idiot there’s no doubt his unapologetic
yelling appeals to faithful right wares
let’s see if you can run your little TV
network for 30 days without doing a
single story on me and then let’s take a
look at your ratings during those 30
days fu
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