rule number one no touching of the hair
or face welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 actors we want to see fight
each other I thought you were here to
kill me what’d you do what do you need
to know Hobie for this list we’ve
considered multiple combinations of
actors getting together for a good
old-fashioned scrap imagine the amazing
possibilities and determined which
fights we’d like to see the most we’re
looking at fights that have never
happened before as far as we know but it
is we who have found you just as we
intended to do I understand so even
though we’d be happy to watch Arnold and
Stallone go at it again they will not be
on this list
number 10 Eric Bana vs. Edward Norton
vs. Mark Ruffalo
Hulk smash
then Hulk smash again and how about one
more time
for years
Marvel has struggled to solidify the
green Goliath on the silver screen it
was been is boring Hulk in 2003 Norton’s
slightly more exciting The Incredible
Hulk in 2008 and since then they’ve kind
of just let Mark Ruffalo run around and
smash things in The Avengers movies this
fight between all three major studio
Hulk’s could finally give us the
destructive movie we’ve all been waiting
for
think of the chaos and carnage one
banner not enough number 9 jean-claude
van damme vs. Steven Seagal please God
let me run into this guy someday we
should really be mad at Hollywood for
not making this movie already seriously
what are they doing two of the most
well-known ass kickers in film history
and we haven’t seen them square off
against one another
shame on you Hollywood so that means you
can’t touch me that’s right I forgot
these two would provide a technically
brilliant fight as both are experts in
different forms of martial arts it’s
only for you guys and
you only have one shot left in here yeah
they’d also divide audiences as each has
their own fan base we just like to see
these guys return to a bit of stardom
they’re too good to be doing Volvo
commercials and getting ripped apart on
South Park I’m a big action movie star
number eight Leonardo DiCaprio versus
Matthew McConaughey with a common
denominator all right all right all
right here’s a fight that breaks the
mold hey you fellas come from Providence
Dissidia business where we come from is
in our whatever in cannolis
these guys meet to uncommon categories
for fighters first they’re both method
actors or at least they’ve used the
technique before past rom-coms aside
McConaughey now like leo goes for the
Oscar bait it’s Muslim country we know
they’d invest their entire being into
the role we’re giving them now producing
an incredibly realistic and brutal fight
second they’re both smooth eloquent
talkers gifted at delivering captivating
monologues that’s the factor that has us
most excited you see under the laws
Chickasaw County boom hill dia is my
property and I can choose to do with my
property whatever I so desire imagine
the verbal sparring these two would
engage in just before they turn to
violence I think human consciousness was
a tragic misstep in evolution we became
too self-aware nature created an aspect
of nature separate from itself we are
creatures that should not exist by
natural law the increasing tension would
be palpable as each disarms the other
with brutal intellectual wordplay
I want to that’s not why I do it I do
because I need to number seven Milla
Jovovich vs. Charlize Theron Hey I was
just gonna time in 2006 vh1 kindly
awarded Milla Jovovich the title of
reigning queen of kick but it’s easy to
see why considering her badass roles as
Alice in the Resident Evil franchise and
violet in ultraviolet
but there may be a new queen in
Hollywood Charlize Theron certainly
demonstrated her kick-ass abilities as
the titular character in Aeon Flux and
as a super-powered human in Hancock
but it was her unexpectedly brilliant
performance as furiosa in Mad Max fury
road that amazed audiences you’ve done
this before
many times these two fought
we’d be guaranteed and intelligent and
intense yet gritty battle what more
could we ask for
when I yell fool you drive out of here
as fast as you can
number six Gary Busey versus Nick Nolte
okay stay with us here for a minute
Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are pretty
much interchangeable you see the spirit
a newsman you see the new spirit it’s
incredibly hard to tell them apart and
that’s pretty amazing considering how
outrageous they look right now the hair
the wide mouth the crazy eyes think of
it all in a mess of fists kicks tackles
and fury
imagine all the gifs that would come
from this outrageous fight there’s also
the insanity factor these two
doppelgangers pose viable threats for
their reps as being or at least playing
total nut jobs in the past at least we
hope they bring that fervor to a fight
if they do not even a coin toss could
call this one number five Daniel Craig
versus Matt Damon James Bowman James
Bowman from the madness of Busey we’re
now on to the suave sophisticated
fighters Jason Bourne is dead you hear
me he drank two weeks ago you’re gonna
go tell him that Jason Bourne is dead
Daniel Craig’s modern interpretation of
James Bond it’s one of the best versions
audiences have ever been treated to and
then are coming to kill us we’re gonna
kill him first
similarly Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne
instantly cemented himself in film war
for being beyond cool and completely
badass
they’re both intellectual fighters who
take advantage of their environments
bond is a little scrappier while Bourne
is 100 percent calculating both always
find a way to win and both can be brutal
when the situation proves necessary
they’re also master escape artists
guaranteeing several late changes in
fate but in the end there can only be
one winner number 4 Nicolas Cage versus
himself that way we can all agree Nic
Cage is probably the best actor in the
world right well at least he’s among the
most committed that’s why we think he
doesn’t need to fight anyone but himself
we already know that Cage is capable of
being in more than one place at one time
considering how many films he releases
in any given year so physically playing
multiple roles is a non-issue I couldn’t
think of a more horrible job if I wanted
to we also know his supreme dedication
as an actor guarantees total investment
into his characters seriously who needs
other actors when you have the Nic Cage
number three Ryan Gosling versus Ryan
Reynolds wanna fight the ultimate
showdown of male Beauty Gosling v
Reynolds would pose one major dilemma
and a few twists I’d say that you sound
like an infomercial but not a good one
like Slap Chop the elephant in the room
these are two of the most beautiful men
crafted since Michelangelo’s David
Lean’s that way the world would be
devastated if either of these men
suffered even a scratch – they’re
perfect faces crazy kids with their
crazy baby looks aside the fight is
interesting both are tough and a rugged
roll-up-your-sleeves hair on the arms
kind of way are you stalking me because
that would be super Reynolds would talk
a lot of trash as he does best
well Gosling would silently brood as he
does best ultimately we see this one as
a street fight for the title of world’s
sexiest man that’d be okay yeah sure
number two Tom Cruise versus John
Travolta we’re going to do it no sense
dancing around this one we’re here for a
Scientology showdown nothing at a
certain point both of these actors
dominated Hollywood now neither is the
heavyweight he once was and there’s no
doubt their love for Scientology had a
little something to do with it is that a
fact
throughout the years Travolta and Cruz
have become poster boys for the Church
of Scientology can I at least come in
and talk to you Wow
okay but no tricks no tricks
hey we’d love to see these to battle in
a secret church arena with an audience
of fellow Hollywood Scientologists
assuming anything goes this would be a
ruthless brawl to determine top dog Oh
Plan B let’s just kill each other before
we unveil our number one pick here are
some honorable mentions to show you that
it’s full of people ready to believe in
God the instant I let it go I swear to
you I’m gonna cry
somebody came and got me on the track
here’s how this happened we were sitting
around having a meeting and we said
let’s have a Bieber week an entire
Bieber week and we’re like who would do
it and they were like well what about
Justin Bieber but still the place you
live in is that much more drab and
emigrate if they’re gone I guess I just
miss my friend some men aren’t looking
for anything logical like money they
can’t be bought bullied reasoned or
negotiated with number one Michael Cera
versus Jesse Eisenberg okay so what
they’re gonna be there are a few reasons
to watch a fight many times it’s about
the passion of the fighters or the
talent on display yeah let me rephrase
this other times you just want to see
someone get what he or she deserves a
nice punch to the face you have part of
my attention you have the minimal amount
the rest of my attention is back at the
offices of Facebook where my colleagues
and I are doing things that no one in
this room including and especially your
clients are intellectually or creatively
capable of doing Michael Cera and Jesse
Eisenberg are both good character actors
but we can’t stand a lot of the
characters they portray my theory is if
you can’t just avoid everybody you screw
up we both have perfected playing
annoying Tweedy characters that either
talk fast or silently stew and are
always supremely awkward you’re a virgin
I can tell kiss me you meanie movies are
usually better without these irritating
character types let’s have them fight to
the death instead and let’s make it
painful it’s the least we deserve I
don’t really miss dad do you agree with
our list which actors would you like to
see in a fight it’s not my fault you’re
like in love with me or something
what oh no she did not for more unique
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
you
or face welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 actors we want to see fight
each other I thought you were here to
kill me what’d you do what do you need
to know Hobie for this list we’ve
considered multiple combinations of
actors getting together for a good
old-fashioned scrap imagine the amazing
possibilities and determined which
fights we’d like to see the most we’re
looking at fights that have never
happened before as far as we know but it
is we who have found you just as we
intended to do I understand so even
though we’d be happy to watch Arnold and
Stallone go at it again they will not be
on this list
number 10 Eric Bana vs. Edward Norton
vs. Mark Ruffalo
Hulk smash
then Hulk smash again and how about one
more time
for years
Marvel has struggled to solidify the
green Goliath on the silver screen it
was been is boring Hulk in 2003 Norton’s
slightly more exciting The Incredible
Hulk in 2008 and since then they’ve kind
of just let Mark Ruffalo run around and
smash things in The Avengers movies this
fight between all three major studio
Hulk’s could finally give us the
destructive movie we’ve all been waiting
for
think of the chaos and carnage one
banner not enough number 9 jean-claude
van damme vs. Steven Seagal please God
let me run into this guy someday we
should really be mad at Hollywood for
not making this movie already seriously
what are they doing two of the most
well-known ass kickers in film history
and we haven’t seen them square off
against one another
shame on you Hollywood so that means you
can’t touch me that’s right I forgot
these two would provide a technically
brilliant fight as both are experts in
different forms of martial arts it’s
only for you guys and
you only have one shot left in here yeah
they’d also divide audiences as each has
their own fan base we just like to see
these guys return to a bit of stardom
they’re too good to be doing Volvo
commercials and getting ripped apart on
South Park I’m a big action movie star
number eight Leonardo DiCaprio versus
Matthew McConaughey with a common
denominator all right all right all
right here’s a fight that breaks the
mold hey you fellas come from Providence
Dissidia business where we come from is
in our whatever in cannolis
these guys meet to uncommon categories
for fighters first they’re both method
actors or at least they’ve used the
technique before past rom-coms aside
McConaughey now like leo goes for the
Oscar bait it’s Muslim country we know
they’d invest their entire being into
the role we’re giving them now producing
an incredibly realistic and brutal fight
second they’re both smooth eloquent
talkers gifted at delivering captivating
monologues that’s the factor that has us
most excited you see under the laws
Chickasaw County boom hill dia is my
property and I can choose to do with my
property whatever I so desire imagine
the verbal sparring these two would
engage in just before they turn to
violence I think human consciousness was
a tragic misstep in evolution we became
too self-aware nature created an aspect
of nature separate from itself we are
creatures that should not exist by
natural law the increasing tension would
be palpable as each disarms the other
with brutal intellectual wordplay
I want to that’s not why I do it I do
because I need to number seven Milla
Jovovich vs. Charlize Theron Hey I was
just gonna time in 2006 vh1 kindly
awarded Milla Jovovich the title of
reigning queen of kick but it’s easy to
see why considering her badass roles as
Alice in the Resident Evil franchise and
violet in ultraviolet
but there may be a new queen in
Hollywood Charlize Theron certainly
demonstrated her kick-ass abilities as
the titular character in Aeon Flux and
as a super-powered human in Hancock
but it was her unexpectedly brilliant
performance as furiosa in Mad Max fury
road that amazed audiences you’ve done
this before
many times these two fought
we’d be guaranteed and intelligent and
intense yet gritty battle what more
could we ask for
when I yell fool you drive out of here
as fast as you can
number six Gary Busey versus Nick Nolte
okay stay with us here for a minute
Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are pretty
much interchangeable you see the spirit
a newsman you see the new spirit it’s
incredibly hard to tell them apart and
that’s pretty amazing considering how
outrageous they look right now the hair
the wide mouth the crazy eyes think of
it all in a mess of fists kicks tackles
and fury
imagine all the gifs that would come
from this outrageous fight there’s also
the insanity factor these two
doppelgangers pose viable threats for
their reps as being or at least playing
total nut jobs in the past at least we
hope they bring that fervor to a fight
if they do not even a coin toss could
call this one number five Daniel Craig
versus Matt Damon James Bowman James
Bowman from the madness of Busey we’re
now on to the suave sophisticated
fighters Jason Bourne is dead you hear
me he drank two weeks ago you’re gonna
go tell him that Jason Bourne is dead
Daniel Craig’s modern interpretation of
James Bond it’s one of the best versions
audiences have ever been treated to and
then are coming to kill us we’re gonna
kill him first
similarly Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne
instantly cemented himself in film war
for being beyond cool and completely
badass
they’re both intellectual fighters who
take advantage of their environments
bond is a little scrappier while Bourne
is 100 percent calculating both always
find a way to win and both can be brutal
when the situation proves necessary
they’re also master escape artists
guaranteeing several late changes in
fate but in the end there can only be
one winner number 4 Nicolas Cage versus
himself that way we can all agree Nic
Cage is probably the best actor in the
world right well at least he’s among the
most committed that’s why we think he
doesn’t need to fight anyone but himself
we already know that Cage is capable of
being in more than one place at one time
considering how many films he releases
in any given year so physically playing
multiple roles is a non-issue I couldn’t
think of a more horrible job if I wanted
to we also know his supreme dedication
as an actor guarantees total investment
into his characters seriously who needs
other actors when you have the Nic Cage
number three Ryan Gosling versus Ryan
Reynolds wanna fight the ultimate
showdown of male Beauty Gosling v
Reynolds would pose one major dilemma
and a few twists I’d say that you sound
like an infomercial but not a good one
like Slap Chop the elephant in the room
these are two of the most beautiful men
crafted since Michelangelo’s David
Lean’s that way the world would be
devastated if either of these men
suffered even a scratch – they’re
perfect faces crazy kids with their
crazy baby looks aside the fight is
interesting both are tough and a rugged
roll-up-your-sleeves hair on the arms
kind of way are you stalking me because
that would be super Reynolds would talk
a lot of trash as he does best
well Gosling would silently brood as he
does best ultimately we see this one as
a street fight for the title of world’s
sexiest man that’d be okay yeah sure
number two Tom Cruise versus John
Travolta we’re going to do it no sense
dancing around this one we’re here for a
Scientology showdown nothing at a
certain point both of these actors
dominated Hollywood now neither is the
heavyweight he once was and there’s no
doubt their love for Scientology had a
little something to do with it is that a
fact
throughout the years Travolta and Cruz
have become poster boys for the Church
of Scientology can I at least come in
and talk to you Wow
okay but no tricks no tricks
hey we’d love to see these to battle in
a secret church arena with an audience
of fellow Hollywood Scientologists
assuming anything goes this would be a
ruthless brawl to determine top dog Oh
Plan B let’s just kill each other before
we unveil our number one pick here are
some honorable mentions to show you that
it’s full of people ready to believe in
God the instant I let it go I swear to
you I’m gonna cry
somebody came and got me on the track
here’s how this happened we were sitting
around having a meeting and we said
let’s have a Bieber week an entire
Bieber week and we’re like who would do
it and they were like well what about
Justin Bieber but still the place you
live in is that much more drab and
emigrate if they’re gone I guess I just
miss my friend some men aren’t looking
for anything logical like money they
can’t be bought bullied reasoned or
negotiated with number one Michael Cera
versus Jesse Eisenberg okay so what
they’re gonna be there are a few reasons
to watch a fight many times it’s about
the passion of the fighters or the
talent on display yeah let me rephrase
this other times you just want to see
someone get what he or she deserves a
nice punch to the face you have part of
my attention you have the minimal amount
the rest of my attention is back at the
offices of Facebook where my colleagues
and I are doing things that no one in
this room including and especially your
clients are intellectually or creatively
capable of doing Michael Cera and Jesse
Eisenberg are both good character actors
but we can’t stand a lot of the
characters they portray my theory is if
you can’t just avoid everybody you screw
up we both have perfected playing
annoying Tweedy characters that either
talk fast or silently stew and are
always supremely awkward you’re a virgin
I can tell kiss me you meanie movies are
usually better without these irritating
character types let’s have them fight to
the death instead and let’s make it
painful it’s the least we deserve I
don’t really miss dad do you agree with
our list which actors would you like to
see in a fight it’s not my fault you’re
like in love with me or something
what oh no she did not for more unique
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
you
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