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watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our favorite 2d beat’em
ups number 10 Scott Pilgrim vs. the
world kicking off our list is the game
based on a comic book inspired by games
that spawned a movie that it’s whatever
either way it’s definitely the only game
that lets you play as a Canadian slacker
that has to defeat seven evil exes and
an army of baddies just to get your
dream girl basically just real life for
me actually
[Music]
number nine kung-fu master in this fast
paced action extravaganza players become
Thomas a kung fu expert who must battle
to reach the evil mr. X to save his
girlfriend this game has you fight
through five floors packed with the
fastest beat downs we’ve ever seen
interesting sidenote
punching a midget in the face is worth
300 points keep that in mind
number eight golden axe hulking
barbarian on Amazon in a bikini and a
dwarf with one hell of an axe take on
the evil forces of Death Adder melee
meets magic as the trio battle to rescue
the King and his hot daughter this game
lets you cast screen-clearing spells
ride dinosaurs and had a Conan the
Barbarian inspired soundtrack awesome
number 7 Batman Returns almost two
decades before he entered the asylum
Batman made clowns cry in the streets of
Gotham City hey jerkwads
you can’t fight and juggle at the same
time amateurs that man really doesn’t
like clowns
number 6 double dragon the model for all
beat’em ups to come this first outing
saw twins billy and jimmy fight their
way through the turf of the black
warriors gang to rescue their common
love interest clearing brutally
difficult stages they took on enemies
that seemed to have spawned a very
shallow gene pool cleaning up the
streets never felt so painful number 5
Castle Crashers the wicked medieval
side-scroller with serious personality
that puts the best ingredients of
traditional beat-em-ups in a blender
with RPG gameplay and comedy only to ask
the question will it blend thankfully it
does why all the violence well the
King’s four hot daughters have been
kidnapped and his best Knights have an
evil Wizards ass to kick luckily
rescuing damsels happens to be our
favorite pastime
number four alien vs. predator top
predators and cybernetically enhanced
humans team up to save the earth from a
never-ending onslaught of acid spewing
aliens fun fact
watching someone beat this game is
actually more entertaining than both AVP
movies combined and makes more sense
number three the simpsons arcade game
there may have been many Simpsons
videogames but the best one had Marge
smack Paddy’s with a vacuum cleaner
Maggie’s been inadvertently kidnapped by
Smithers causing the entire family to
race off to save her even after all
these years this game is still a
delightful romp bustling with
personality number two Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles four turtles in time
making the shortlist is the four player
beat him up starring the heroes in a
half-shell shredder and Krang have
stolen the Statue of Liberty and sent
the turtles on a time warp this sets the
stage for some nice ass-kicking in the
far past while trying to get back to the
future or was it back from the future
now whatever the soundtrack ruled number
one x-men arcade mindless six-player
mayhem and outrageous catchphrases you
knew this game was taking top honors it
may not be the longest or deepest
brawler but it certainly is the most fun
when you assemble a large team to take
on Magneto and the Brotherhood nowhere
else can you get this much music
goodness with so many great 2d beat em
ups we surely missed a few which is your
favorite
[Music]
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our favorite 2d beat’em
ups number 10 Scott Pilgrim vs. the
world kicking off our list is the game
based on a comic book inspired by games
that spawned a movie that it’s whatever
either way it’s definitely the only game
that lets you play as a Canadian slacker
that has to defeat seven evil exes and
an army of baddies just to get your
dream girl basically just real life for
me actually
[Music]
number nine kung-fu master in this fast
paced action extravaganza players become
Thomas a kung fu expert who must battle
to reach the evil mr. X to save his
girlfriend this game has you fight
through five floors packed with the
fastest beat downs we’ve ever seen
interesting sidenote
punching a midget in the face is worth
300 points keep that in mind
number eight golden axe hulking
barbarian on Amazon in a bikini and a
dwarf with one hell of an axe take on
the evil forces of Death Adder melee
meets magic as the trio battle to rescue
the King and his hot daughter this game
lets you cast screen-clearing spells
ride dinosaurs and had a Conan the
Barbarian inspired soundtrack awesome
number 7 Batman Returns almost two
decades before he entered the asylum
Batman made clowns cry in the streets of
Gotham City hey jerkwads
you can’t fight and juggle at the same
time amateurs that man really doesn’t
like clowns
number 6 double dragon the model for all
beat’em ups to come this first outing
saw twins billy and jimmy fight their
way through the turf of the black
warriors gang to rescue their common
love interest clearing brutally
difficult stages they took on enemies
that seemed to have spawned a very
shallow gene pool cleaning up the
streets never felt so painful number 5
Castle Crashers the wicked medieval
side-scroller with serious personality
that puts the best ingredients of
traditional beat-em-ups in a blender
with RPG gameplay and comedy only to ask
the question will it blend thankfully it
does why all the violence well the
King’s four hot daughters have been
kidnapped and his best Knights have an
evil Wizards ass to kick luckily
rescuing damsels happens to be our
favorite pastime
number four alien vs. predator top
predators and cybernetically enhanced
humans team up to save the earth from a
never-ending onslaught of acid spewing
aliens fun fact
watching someone beat this game is
actually more entertaining than both AVP
movies combined and makes more sense
number three the simpsons arcade game
there may have been many Simpsons
videogames but the best one had Marge
smack Paddy’s with a vacuum cleaner
Maggie’s been inadvertently kidnapped by
Smithers causing the entire family to
race off to save her even after all
these years this game is still a
delightful romp bustling with
personality number two Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles four turtles in time
making the shortlist is the four player
beat him up starring the heroes in a
half-shell shredder and Krang have
stolen the Statue of Liberty and sent
the turtles on a time warp this sets the
stage for some nice ass-kicking in the
far past while trying to get back to the
future or was it back from the future
now whatever the soundtrack ruled number
one x-men arcade mindless six-player
mayhem and outrageous catchphrases you
knew this game was taking top honors it
may not be the longest or deepest
brawler but it certainly is the most fun
when you assemble a large team to take
on Magneto and the Brotherhood nowhere
else can you get this much music
goodness with so many great 2d beat em
ups we surely missed a few which is your
favorite
[Music]
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