The Typing Test

don’t worry dad this typing test is just
a formality well good luck and I’ll come
in when you’re done yeah we’re go away
the Internet has changed the lives of
many people some use it only as a
research tool or consulted like a
newspaper that is updated in real time
just think of all the newspapers with
their own internet sites updated 24
hours a day you jus
just think of all the newspapers with
their own internet sites you do
um hello I i think this computer is
broken keep typing Joe hey you talking
to me yes Joe I’m not Jewish oh so
you’re anti-semitic why don’t you go
back to Germany
no wait um I’m not anti-semitic let me
guess some of your best friends are
Jewish you people make me sick what are
you talking about I’m talking about your
intolerance I bet you’re homophobic to
uh I’m uh I’m not homophobic oh so
you’re gay I knew it in the minute you
walked in here it’s all in the hips you
gay uhh no uhh i’m not i’m i’m not a
homosexual okay I knew it I knew you
hated gays I can tell no no you can’t
tell I don’t hate gays prove it this is
this is insane you’re crazy you’re the
one that’s talking to the computer now
prove that you don’t hate gays how touch
my hard drive oh my god do it do it do
it look at me look at me and do it no
let’s discuss through it’s so disgusting
do you want to call me disgusting
because if you do I can file a complaint
before you can finish gay bashing me I
am a computer you know fine do it do it
do it do it do it do it do it do it do
it yes yes keep typing yes oh yes yes
yes yet no no too fast slow down selfish
no no yes yes yes no yes yes oh my god
oh my god oh my god i think i’m i’m
reformatting so Dan it looks like you
did just fine
had some problems with the jew part but
you did great with a handjob great work
you’re hired you’re kidding right