this comedian always has something to
say hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and
today are chatting with Johnny
guardhouse who is transfixed by
Veronica’s beauty now you’ve been
touring now for 17 years doing stand-up
comedy what were you doing before you
began I was trying to be a student
uh-huh yeah I went to went to Carleton
University I took English I think and
then apparel if you don’t get a great
part average didn’t I skip back
so did being a student help your
material I was just a jackass yeah I was
just an idiot and humor kind of got me
through a lot of stuff we met this woman
on our plane she said that’s what they
you know my joke ready to start a hit a
bit of a stride and everything kind of
rocked out and then I did this thing
with a comedy show been called the
Blockheads we did Jerry Springer and
that definitely was a combination of
just kind of everything happening at
once
I mean that changed my career a couple
years ago I I slept with our babysitter
that stunt that you pulled on Jerry
Springer is actually one of your most
popular things online can you tell us
more about it you know it was I lived
with comics a muncher by the name of
instant wrote on one at four I was
married and when I was single and young
you know we’d roll out of bed at the
crack of 11:00 you know and we’d come
downstairs and have a cup of tea and
we’d watch we watch Springer and then at
2:30 in the morning it would be on again
is that usually when we were rolled in
from shows so we just kind of meet in
the living room and watch Springer again
him one night it was a plea have you
ever slept with the babies here to know
someone that has and I laughed and went
to the kitchen to get ice cream I still
remember it because we never had ice
cream
and Ian called and left my name and this
towards story about how to had a fair of
the babysitter that was Friday Monday
they called back and I said didn’t know
what you’re talking about and they just
read the whole transcript back and then
it just kind of rolled from there and by
Sunday we were in Chicago why would you
choose a television show to tell your
wife something so intimate say for me
then a reporter found out he watched it
knowing where all it was a comedy
reporter and he realized that we’re all
full of crap and he called them on it
and you know then they sued us oh yeah I
was big that what they were suing us for
a hundred and eighty thousand dollars
each and our defense was good luck you
know I combined everything I own is
maybe two grand maybe it just kinda
rolled and rolled and rolled until we
settled out of court and there was a ban
publication Menen on us that we could
talk about the settlement for three
years and i was a while ago so i used to
say it was about nine bucks and below
eleven so we settled for ten bucks
now that’s something that you did when
you were single now that you’re a
married man how has your material
changed it changed a lot every mail I
always saw these comics were married
they did jokes about their wives and
their funny stuff and I thought
literally I mean if I keep hearing am i
mister doing lots of wife jokes yes I
was a great gauge for to I write a joke
about her and I’ll be honest I tell her
every joke I write nothing is a surprise
on stage and nine times out of ten this
is the way it works if I tell her and
she goes yeah I’ll do it cuz it kills if
she goes unlike that I don’t cuz it’ll
die that is tried and tested tried and
tested he’s in jail
like she’ll say don’t you never seem to
be at a loss for words is there anything
that will actually make you speechless I
think my kid number two and half year
old and she definitely makes me
speechless this whole process of seeing
something grow and just change day by
day I’m constantly speechless by that
and the size of her dumps sometimes are
absolutely they like well thanks is
great you having you thanks for having
me I really do appreciate thanks for
coming out and I mean a lovely lovely
girl lovely they want you to wake up
say hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and
today are chatting with Johnny
guardhouse who is transfixed by
Veronica’s beauty now you’ve been
touring now for 17 years doing stand-up
comedy what were you doing before you
began I was trying to be a student
uh-huh yeah I went to went to Carleton
University I took English I think and
then apparel if you don’t get a great
part average didn’t I skip back
so did being a student help your
material I was just a jackass yeah I was
just an idiot and humor kind of got me
through a lot of stuff we met this woman
on our plane she said that’s what they
you know my joke ready to start a hit a
bit of a stride and everything kind of
rocked out and then I did this thing
with a comedy show been called the
Blockheads we did Jerry Springer and
that definitely was a combination of
just kind of everything happening at
once
I mean that changed my career a couple
years ago I I slept with our babysitter
that stunt that you pulled on Jerry
Springer is actually one of your most
popular things online can you tell us
more about it you know it was I lived
with comics a muncher by the name of
instant wrote on one at four I was
married and when I was single and young
you know we’d roll out of bed at the
crack of 11:00 you know and we’d come
downstairs and have a cup of tea and
we’d watch we watch Springer and then at
2:30 in the morning it would be on again
is that usually when we were rolled in
from shows so we just kind of meet in
the living room and watch Springer again
him one night it was a plea have you
ever slept with the babies here to know
someone that has and I laughed and went
to the kitchen to get ice cream I still
remember it because we never had ice
cream
and Ian called and left my name and this
towards story about how to had a fair of
the babysitter that was Friday Monday
they called back and I said didn’t know
what you’re talking about and they just
read the whole transcript back and then
it just kind of rolled from there and by
Sunday we were in Chicago why would you
choose a television show to tell your
wife something so intimate say for me
then a reporter found out he watched it
knowing where all it was a comedy
reporter and he realized that we’re all
full of crap and he called them on it
and you know then they sued us oh yeah I
was big that what they were suing us for
a hundred and eighty thousand dollars
each and our defense was good luck you
know I combined everything I own is
maybe two grand maybe it just kinda
rolled and rolled and rolled until we
settled out of court and there was a ban
publication Menen on us that we could
talk about the settlement for three
years and i was a while ago so i used to
say it was about nine bucks and below
eleven so we settled for ten bucks
now that’s something that you did when
you were single now that you’re a
married man how has your material
changed it changed a lot every mail I
always saw these comics were married
they did jokes about their wives and
their funny stuff and I thought
literally I mean if I keep hearing am i
mister doing lots of wife jokes yes I
was a great gauge for to I write a joke
about her and I’ll be honest I tell her
every joke I write nothing is a surprise
on stage and nine times out of ten this
is the way it works if I tell her and
she goes yeah I’ll do it cuz it kills if
she goes unlike that I don’t cuz it’ll
die that is tried and tested tried and
tested he’s in jail
like she’ll say don’t you never seem to
be at a loss for words is there anything
that will actually make you speechless I
think my kid number two and half year
old and she definitely makes me
speechless this whole process of seeing
something grow and just change day by
day I’m constantly speechless by that
and the size of her dumps sometimes are
absolutely they like well thanks is
great you having you thanks for having
me I really do appreciate thanks for
coming out and I mean a lovely lovely
girl lovely they want you to wake up
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