The Facebook Rap: “I’m on Facebook”

it used to be okay to sing I’m just on
Facebook that look I lost my wife and
kids disgraceful it all started with
this chick and Jenko fanpage who paid me
a full body groups and getting press
control on Facebook three singers final
close friends happy with my
notifications the boss I’m on Facebook
never was an activist for Earth but
enjoyed causes to look passionate to
curls 700 peeps saw my friends did
regality
I’m actually friendless emails of us got
me feeding always refreshed news feeds
and don’t let your ex oh you’re creeping
don’t tag pictures of you cheating
update my status wasn’t sleeping get
birthday wishes to the ceiling invite
you to avenge for no reason like a dead
guy at awake while you’re weeping I’m on
Facebook I don’t wanna mess
I’m on Facebook fighting groups and
getting Chris to show on Facebook three
singers final song friends happy where
my notifications the balls sad I’m on
Facebook everyone’s an activist for
Earth but I enjoy causes to the
passionate to girls
700 peace saw my friend made in regality
I’m Ashley friendless