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Subprime Mortgages Screwed Me Again


what can we do for you today mr. clube
check it’s Clark okay mr. Khrushchev
just call me Frank can I make it
withdrawal should think Frank hold on
one second it says here you have
insufficient funds I didn’t even tell
you how much money I wanted to withdraw
I must have at least a thousand what are
you doing what are you doing with my
guard what kind of bank is this we had
idle bank value you as a client and
appreciate your business but adverse
conditions in the subprime mortgage
credit markets have caused our
shareholders abnormal losses as a result
the bank has lost ten billion dollars
and has been forced to lay off 10,000
employees to make up for the such losses
we’ve had to allocate funds from your
account to ours thanks for understanding
agreeing to the terms and conditions of
this contract you stole my money did you
read the Terms and Conditions sir I
never got any conditions I didn’t get
anything in the mail we at idle bank
value as a client and appreciate your
business but adverse conditions in the
subprime mortgage credit markets have
caused their shareholders abnormal
losses as a result that mangas replace
most of its non-core documents with Pam
Palace ones that we get found online at
our website the last time I went to the
site it was down we write Oh bank value
as a client let me guess sub-prime loans
this spank rock
excuse me sir turn around slowly hands
in the air I’m not a bank robber it’s
just a figure of speech we at idle Bank
appreciate your business and value you
as a client but due to adverse
conditions of the subprime mortgage
credit markets our shareholders are
suffered at a normal amount of losses as
a result the bank has slashed budgets
for security guard uniforms please take
off your pants and hand them over
you
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