pop that coochie pop the cushy pop it
out stripper wars brain hacks and
wu-tang Wang just because you don’t need
to know about these stories doesn’t mean
they won’t interest you welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the Internet’s
weirdest and coolest news stories this
week we’re looking at sisterly stripper
Wars brainwave apps and schlong snips
yikes yep shove it deck number three
stripper Wars
according to British pop band right said
fred there’s definitely a threshold for
sexiness 64 my car my car too sexy by
far but as Deanna Miller of Springfield
Massachusetts expressed it’s possible to
be too sexy for your sister wow it
really is easy to raise money when you
sell out your gender 28 year old Miller
was watching her younger sister dance at
the center stage strip club and was
appalled at the level of sexiness her
sister was achieving on stage it is
getting Jake and mas
an expert of filled rant ensued quote
I’m gonna beat your fucking ass if you
dance like that again which escalated
into a fury of fists between the two
siblings I don’t like to be touched
after requiring police intervention the
two are scheduled to appear in court in
may to address the sexual surplus
exhibited by the younger sister but
kudos to Deanna for opening the dialogue
on hyper-sexualization in the stripping
community
perfect number two brain hacks
jellystone or your high school counselor
may have told you that money can’t buy
you happiness the well true this
statement has no bearing on chemistry
and that’s kind of the idea behind
harvard-trained neurobiologist Jamie
Tyler’s invention it’s called think and
it’s used to quote activate the natural
state of energy or calm by stimulating
the same nerves triggered by neck
massages splash of cold water on the
face or a kiss from that special someone
it’s company by an application that
allows you to select between vibes
depending on your mood
the verdict on this product is still out
two-thirds were happy with the
performance of the product while other
third reported no noticeable effects at
all but clearly the technology is
evolving I can feel that now okay
interesting it’s just like consistent
like bodies maybe one day we’ll be able
to synthesize the feeling of jumping out
of a plane for now we’ll have to stick
to more homegrown solutions you get no
rush from bowling brush you want to rush
drop a ball on your toe my friend talk
about a rush you’ll be throbbing number
one wu-tang Wang I’m calm atomically
socrates philosophies and hypotheses
can’t define a while be dropping these
mockeries lyrically perform home robbery
brace yourself for a lot of johnson in
this one so you heard that one about the
girlfriend who cut her cheating
boyfriends penis off women could cut off
your penis were you sleeping toss it out
the window of a moving car there’s
always that well how about the one where
some guy cut his own penis off and
jumped out of a window now imagine
waking up to a story reporting that you
did just that
now you see our dilemma well for a
former wu-tang clan collaborator marcus
johnson AKA andre rocks that experience
is a reality and he’s taking TMZ down
for it they called me rocks and I’m gone
two years ago the paparazzi and pop
culture purveyors that TMZ reported that
marques johnson severed his own penis
and then jumped out a second-floor
window however it was another route an
affiliate Andre Johnson who actually did
the deed when he was high on PCP Rogers
High was high as a kite you know sorry
this is mother fucker shit it was it was
a flu / like my to watch say it was more
than a mistake was a fool / a classic
Johnson switch I’m up well thats which
map could be costly as marques johnson
is suing for damages since TMZ and other
outlets have to this day failed to
correct the story wu tang liang ain’t
nothin to fuck with it ain’t gonna quit
so what have you been falsely accused of
no no do not let him pollute your brain
with this crap for your weekly dispatch
of offbeat news stories and top 10 list
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
out stripper wars brain hacks and
wu-tang Wang just because you don’t need
to know about these stories doesn’t mean
they won’t interest you welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the Internet’s
weirdest and coolest news stories this
week we’re looking at sisterly stripper
Wars brainwave apps and schlong snips
yikes yep shove it deck number three
stripper Wars
according to British pop band right said
fred there’s definitely a threshold for
sexiness 64 my car my car too sexy by
far but as Deanna Miller of Springfield
Massachusetts expressed it’s possible to
be too sexy for your sister wow it
really is easy to raise money when you
sell out your gender 28 year old Miller
was watching her younger sister dance at
the center stage strip club and was
appalled at the level of sexiness her
sister was achieving on stage it is
getting Jake and mas
an expert of filled rant ensued quote
I’m gonna beat your fucking ass if you
dance like that again which escalated
into a fury of fists between the two
siblings I don’t like to be touched
after requiring police intervention the
two are scheduled to appear in court in
may to address the sexual surplus
exhibited by the younger sister but
kudos to Deanna for opening the dialogue
on hyper-sexualization in the stripping
community
perfect number two brain hacks
jellystone or your high school counselor
may have told you that money can’t buy
you happiness the well true this
statement has no bearing on chemistry
and that’s kind of the idea behind
harvard-trained neurobiologist Jamie
Tyler’s invention it’s called think and
it’s used to quote activate the natural
state of energy or calm by stimulating
the same nerves triggered by neck
massages splash of cold water on the
face or a kiss from that special someone
it’s company by an application that
allows you to select between vibes
depending on your mood
the verdict on this product is still out
two-thirds were happy with the
performance of the product while other
third reported no noticeable effects at
all but clearly the technology is
evolving I can feel that now okay
interesting it’s just like consistent
like bodies maybe one day we’ll be able
to synthesize the feeling of jumping out
of a plane for now we’ll have to stick
to more homegrown solutions you get no
rush from bowling brush you want to rush
drop a ball on your toe my friend talk
about a rush you’ll be throbbing number
one wu-tang Wang I’m calm atomically
socrates philosophies and hypotheses
can’t define a while be dropping these
mockeries lyrically perform home robbery
brace yourself for a lot of johnson in
this one so you heard that one about the
girlfriend who cut her cheating
boyfriends penis off women could cut off
your penis were you sleeping toss it out
the window of a moving car there’s
always that well how about the one where
some guy cut his own penis off and
jumped out of a window now imagine
waking up to a story reporting that you
did just that
now you see our dilemma well for a
former wu-tang clan collaborator marcus
johnson AKA andre rocks that experience
is a reality and he’s taking TMZ down
for it they called me rocks and I’m gone
two years ago the paparazzi and pop
culture purveyors that TMZ reported that
marques johnson severed his own penis
and then jumped out a second-floor
window however it was another route an
affiliate Andre Johnson who actually did
the deed when he was high on PCP Rogers
High was high as a kite you know sorry
this is mother fucker shit it was it was
a flu / like my to watch say it was more
than a mistake was a fool / a classic
Johnson switch I’m up well thats which
map could be costly as marques johnson
is suing for damages since TMZ and other
outlets have to this day failed to
correct the story wu tang liang ain’t
nothin to fuck with it ain’t gonna quit
so what have you been falsely accused of
no no do not let him pollute your brain
with this crap for your weekly dispatch
of offbeat news stories and top 10 list
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
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