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Sex Ed. Switch, Alien Sun Structures & Pizza Tech Tats: The Dispatch #38


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there’s probably a reason why you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re talking about
porn classes in grade school pizza tech
tattoos and studying alien
megastructures number three rethinking
sex ed first the war on drugs
next the war on porn in the united
kingdom back in May the Queen said that
pornographic sites should be forced to
verify that all of their users are over
the age of 18 now Jamie Jenny Marie from
Radio 4 claims that schools should
utilize pornography within their sexual
education practices she said quote we
give her kids Jane Austen to read and we
say okay let’s analyze it why not show
them pornography and teach them how to
analyze it we’ll take the full play as
read so her point is that sexual
education should be overhauled and
renamed gender studies and that it
should teach kids to analyze sexuality
and porn as we are taught to analyze
everything else around us raaah hard to
say whether a twelve-year-old is capable
of rationally analyzing something they
likely know next to nothing about well
hopefully they know nothing about
Gilbert are things moving too fast
between you and a girl named Stella
I wish number two Pizza ordering tattoos
from Domino’s Pizza Tracker to mobile
ordering apps and pizza
Uber’s the world of pizza delivery has
seen a lot of innovations in the digital
age but the cunning minds at Pizza Hut
may have jumped the shark with their
latest creation there was an episode of
happy days where a guy literally jumped
over a shark and it was the best one
since reaching over the bed to get your
phone and hit a few buttons was too hard
Pizza Hut UK have introduced a new tech
that allows you to order pizza by simply
touching a tattoo
stick the pizza slice tattoo on your
body like you would any normal temporary
tattoo and then tap the tattoos as you
hover over it with your smartphone so
basically you use a smartphone door to
pizza just like before with a bit of
novelty added it’s hard to believe that
this idea made it around the corporate
boardroom with nods of approval but even
harder to believe is the fact that the
human race spent time creating wearable
Pizza ordering technology you have to
use it or you admit it’s pointless but
it is pointless Quentin it’s my point
number one alien megastructures
what if instead of trying to create fuel
by harvesting oil from the ground we can
harness the energy of the Sun by
creating a superstructure around it
oh the only problem is that we are ages
away from having the tools necessary to
do this but according to some scientists
this hypothetical mega-structure
referred to as a Dyson Sphere may be
within the grasp of some highly advanced
life forms from other galaxies it’s
another Death Star I wish that were the
case major UC Berkeley has formally
started studying tabby star located in
the constellation Cygnus which has shown
a constant fluctuation in his brightness
it may seem a small detail to us but in
academic circles this is huge
drawing a wide range of hypotheses the
quote alien mega-structure is one of the
least likely however definitely the most
sexy come on people planetary debris and
clouds of disintegrating comets are
really not going to get people’s minds
racing so are you gonna ink yourself up
with a Pizza Tech tattoo for your
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