sugar Sammy is just as spicy as he is
sweet you don’t know me hi I’m Veronica
the watchmojo.com and today we’re
speaking with this fearless comic about
his racy routine
do you like my hummus in your show you
speak a lot about the relationships
between men and women do use your own
dating life as your inspiration
yeah actually use every everything I
read about is comes from my life it
doesn’t give a very good outlook on the
men women thing you know can you say me
love you long time so that didn’t last
too long yeah it’s been a disaster so
far and I think that’s why people find
it funny because they can laugh at me
you know and see that their own
relationship isn’t so bad when it’s
compared to my my failures and I went
out with this Lebanese girl for a second
I want to with the French girls and I
went out with the kid Baker girls I
actually went out with an Asian girl for
a second I’m not gay I tried it it
sucked so are you always a ladies man
what sounds a ladies man Mountain most
Awkward dude every when the bill comes I
go look are we gonna sleep together do
we split this still live in my parents
house all right number one so anytime I
bring a woman over I mean it’s gotta be
she’s got to be you know in by midnight
out by 5:00 there forgets tea time at
6:00 at my house my mom and I have a
great relationship and then my sister
and I have a great relationship so I
have a sister damn mom so I think I
always knew how to be the nice guy I
think that’s what it is which sucks cuz
you always end up in that friendship
zone it’s the worst I’ll do this from
now and I’m a gentleman I’ll say look
why don’t we split the bill and if we
sleep together I’ll refund you now other
subjects that you discuss our race and
stereotypes do you think that by having
people laugh at these you’re helping
neutralize racism that’s racist that’s
racist white guys laughing that’s racist
never really gave my stand a purpose I
never thought okay I’m gonna write this
so that people can be aware of it and
there was never been a social purpose
behind it it’s always been me talking
about my life and obviously because I’m
a person you know of a certain race I’ve
I’ve experienced racism so it’s really
me just venting okay I can’t travel in
the States
I get through passport control she gets
real tense people see me they run back
hug their family one last time one of
the things I love about your show is
that you talked about how the Latins are
the Latin lovers the Italians are
Italian stallions and you guys have
Karma Sutra so you want to know do you
have mastered the moves yet if I’ve
mastered the chemistry I’ve actually my
family wrote the Kama Sutra so for all
the women listening my family wrote the
Kama Sutra I have the hidden chapters at
home nobody’s seen those so if you want
in sugar Sami calm Facebook poke me I’ll
poke you back I don’t even do the
one-night-stand thing anymore I don’t
know unless someone wants you tonight
thank you very much thank you thanks
Veronica
thank you come on man come on come on No
sweet you don’t know me hi I’m Veronica
the watchmojo.com and today we’re
speaking with this fearless comic about
his racy routine
do you like my hummus in your show you
speak a lot about the relationships
between men and women do use your own
dating life as your inspiration
yeah actually use every everything I
read about is comes from my life it
doesn’t give a very good outlook on the
men women thing you know can you say me
love you long time so that didn’t last
too long yeah it’s been a disaster so
far and I think that’s why people find
it funny because they can laugh at me
you know and see that their own
relationship isn’t so bad when it’s
compared to my my failures and I went
out with this Lebanese girl for a second
I want to with the French girls and I
went out with the kid Baker girls I
actually went out with an Asian girl for
a second I’m not gay I tried it it
sucked so are you always a ladies man
what sounds a ladies man Mountain most
Awkward dude every when the bill comes I
go look are we gonna sleep together do
we split this still live in my parents
house all right number one so anytime I
bring a woman over I mean it’s gotta be
she’s got to be you know in by midnight
out by 5:00 there forgets tea time at
6:00 at my house my mom and I have a
great relationship and then my sister
and I have a great relationship so I
have a sister damn mom so I think I
always knew how to be the nice guy I
think that’s what it is which sucks cuz
you always end up in that friendship
zone it’s the worst I’ll do this from
now and I’m a gentleman I’ll say look
why don’t we split the bill and if we
sleep together I’ll refund you now other
subjects that you discuss our race and
stereotypes do you think that by having
people laugh at these you’re helping
neutralize racism that’s racist that’s
racist white guys laughing that’s racist
never really gave my stand a purpose I
never thought okay I’m gonna write this
so that people can be aware of it and
there was never been a social purpose
behind it it’s always been me talking
about my life and obviously because I’m
a person you know of a certain race I’ve
I’ve experienced racism so it’s really
me just venting okay I can’t travel in
the States
I get through passport control she gets
real tense people see me they run back
hug their family one last time one of
the things I love about your show is
that you talked about how the Latins are
the Latin lovers the Italians are
Italian stallions and you guys have
Karma Sutra so you want to know do you
have mastered the moves yet if I’ve
mastered the chemistry I’ve actually my
family wrote the Kama Sutra so for all
the women listening my family wrote the
Kama Sutra I have the hidden chapters at
home nobody’s seen those so if you want
in sugar Sami calm Facebook poke me I’ll
poke you back I don’t even do the
one-night-stand thing anymore I don’t
know unless someone wants you tonight
thank you very much thank you thanks
Veronica
thank you come on man come on come on No
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