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Romance Guide With Comedian Derek Seguin


oh my god do you speak to like where’s
your brainless be huge
hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today
comedian Derek’s again gives us the
French man’s guide to dating romance and
everything that comes with it
our Frenchman truly great lovers I don’t
know but I’ve never had sex with a
French man so I can’t tell you are you
flirting with me what does that mean you
have any moves that you pull on the
first date that really that you helped
used to woo her
I learned one trick this is a trick okay
when I was married and I would go out of
town I would take off the ring now that
I’m divorced
can put the ring on there’s girls like a
married man oh he must be so stable and
caring and you must have a job and it’s
good because they want to just give you
like a world they don’t want to have sex
because that would the other want you to
cheat that you yeah totally don’t you
feel attracted to me my hands are a bit
dry I need to moisturize is chivalry
dead it depends on what you want to
impress or make the person happy
sometime you want to have sex with them
there’s women that deserve that kind of
treatment like one in wheelchair you
have to open the door because they just
bang into it a lot the feminists close
the door on her face but sometimes you
see like in movies or where the guy does
the stretching and puts his arm around
the girl do you have any moves that are
very smooth like that when a girl go up
the stairs I stick my finger in the
bubbles good but she act like a tickle
but you know you give it a little and
it’s hey suddenly I feel I remember I
have a vagina and I want to do something
with it what we’ll go upstairs later
it’ll be fun hey it’s Valentine’s Day so
I’m feeling very amorous and I know that
you had a birthday recently and we’re
talking about romance and tricks away I
thought these are all for you but
yes flowers roses let’s see this trick
that’s totally stupid I don’t know why
anybody would put sour in there rather
yeah but I thought it would be funny and
it’s your birthday and it’s Valentine’s
so there you go that trick that we did
last time too because French people know
how to get double the action that’s why
they have to all do do you think that is
important for the man to pay for the
date on the first time no that’s
oh yes then of course let’s go to
Wendy’s Veronica now are there any
deal-breakers when you take a girl out
is there anything that a girl can do
that can really mess up the date
jailbreaker is your vagina that’s broken
how do you deal with the morning after
the morning after I just dig that bill I
forget they’ve ever happened do you want
to leave us with any less final thoughts
you’re very pretty Veronica thank you
you have a boyfriend
no well shut up
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