Real Life Telemarketing Comedy Skit

hello hello sir how are you today fine
thanks who’s this please sir I’m calling
to inform you of new savings on long
distance for people to call across the
west coast definitely I’m happy with my
current plan but thank you anyway but
sir are you one of the same is you’re
gonna curlies I have to go thank you for
calling hello hello sir how are you
today I did you just call so I’m calling
to inform you of you please just take me
off your list yes closer please leave me
alone hello sir how are you today sorry
do I know you actually the reason for my
approach is to inform you of savings a
long distance for people who currently
call wait a minute you just can’t stop
people on the street like this that’s
harassment please leave me alone
thank you you’re welcome sir can I help
you with your bags no thanks I’ll manage
well then perhaps I can interest you in
premium life insurance re what’s that
I’m a representative from prime
insurance and we are offering currently
a six percentage are you people there is
no commitment at the first month is
sorry perhaps I can interest you in our
international flights only take a minute
of your time whoa
wake up wake up what’s the matter my
darling it must have been a nightmare
everything’s going to be all right
what’s that oh this the doorman
downstairs gave it to me something to do
with insurance I told her it’s okay if
she comes up later you’re kidding am I
you