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mean we take the means from the NFL
weekend and rate them joining us always
from Kansas City Missouri it is Joshua
Briscoe and the one and only pre pre and
post post hopes for the Dallas Cowboys
that is re Temkin gentlemen how are you
don’t forget the pre pre pre show also
TJ and Josh are you dressed as the
Scarecrow today yes look at the cuffs on
this man this is my this is what I’m
wearing to my audition for the Suicide
Squad – I mean just disaster that it
will be I’m trying to get that rolls of
scarecrow where the Scarecrow gas is
just LSD Suicide Squad – where they all
just commit suicide is that it’s at the
Suicide Squad where they couldn’t get
any of the original actors to sign on
for the sequel so they’re gonna hire you
to do to deploy one of the roles also I
know it’s easy to forget because you’ve
only seen it I don’t know 10 or 12 times
but there actually was no scarecrow in
the first one which I’m sure you knew
because you loved the movie I’m sure of
it
so I’m just gonna try to be the new
character that adds a little bit of life
to a add to a franchise
alright gentlemen let’s start with me
number one the Washington Redskins got
absolutely obliterated by Drew Brees and
the Saints on Monday Night Football and
after the game a perfect analogy for how
said game went a gentleman rate that
mean I love love love love that you
pointed out that the Washington racial
slurs were obliterated by the Saints on
Columbus Day that matters to me more
than this meme does the meme is also
very good though it is a good summary of
both that game and also what the white
man did to the natives which we
commemorated back on Monday
the white man re the white man well and
there’s three white people on this panel
so I mean we shall apologize for
benefiting from the discovery of
Christopher Columbus let me just save
this I couldn’t be the only one that
watched this and thought oh my god how
does Josh Norman undress himself I think
I think the answer is he does it he gets
somebody else to do it for him every
Gabe this is what Josh Norman has to go
through to get undressed and yes to be
fair to Christopher Columbus he did
advance civilization just in one of the
worst ways imaginable I didn’t say he
advanced it I just said we all benefited
from it so we shouldn’t apologize for it
now it’s true it’s sir we are all here
because of that that’s true
absolutely all right next meme up here
presidents will alert the Cowboys suck
re-rate that meme did this actually
happen like did the president actually
alert everybody that the Cowboys sucked
because I could see that happening he
did re at 4:00 a.m.
from his toilet yeah and guys I actually
got another one for my phone I love the
the presidential alert memes by the way
because it really tapped into something
I think we’re all in our heart of hearts
terrified of that we’re gonna find out
that the nukes are 20 minutes away
whatever we just look at our phones but
I ask yet another one here Jason Garrett
is the new ambassador to the UN so
that’s that’s big news I mean it’s the
perfect job for him he’d he’d fit
perfectly into it just do nothing and
clap constantly Ari I wanted to ask you
this question so we all know that Jason
Garrett is a is a a department store
mannequin Jerry Jones keep his balls
like in a satchel like in his suit
pocket where’d those things go have you
ever seen a Ken doll TJ I have yes
totally naked kind of kind of flat in
the front so so what you’re saying is
that he never had balls to begin with is
that what you’re trying to get at yeah
yeah
well I think I think not going for it on
fourth and one from your opponent’s 42
would basically confirm that theory I
wish
show talked about Jason Garrett’s
genitals more rights actually actually I
think we’re starting a podcast about it
so I’m really excited about that
Jason Gareth genitals starring TJ
carpenter Joshua Briscoe and our attempt
kid and not starring Jason Garrett
genitals because he doesn’t have any
alright next meme up here it’s not just
the Cowboys who suck it’s the entire NFC
East they’re garbage garbage Josh right
that mean it’s a pretty good meme but
it’s also pretty interchangeable at this
point there are like three definitely
good teams in football one of them has a
45 year old quarterback named Tom Brady
the other one has a 97 year old
quarterback named Drew Brees and the
other one has Patrick mahomes who has
done this for five games so I feel like
the rest of the league could rotate
through here and then maybe those three
teams by the end of the season I have no
idea
can we officially retire the let’s look
live and then in a bunch of trash cans
like I’m okay with the let’s look live
meme as a starting point but then the
trash can seems a bit overdone also is
that Carson Wentz I you’re a rational
hatred for Carson Wentz as the team that
you cover trots out dak Prescott every
week is is sadly humorous re oh yeah
yeah no I see dak in there too I see
death and Alex Smith and the Eli Manning
they’re all in there they’re all in
there some are just hiding behind
garbage garbage sighs that’s why you
can’t see them alright makes me mop here
drew brees got a certificate for some
reason I’m sure a Brooke Peyton
Manning’s record what is said
certificate look like of course a
first-grade certificate for being in
attendance for all 180 days of the
school year right Tammy Amari and why
was Babe Ruth giving him the certificate
they stopped playing for a half hour
what if that would have happened I’m
just like here we go and second and
seven and oh it’s a 14 yard pass and
everybody’s stop what you’re doing they
got lucky that happened during a
touchdown because otherwise it’s just it
is mind-boggling to me how all that
went down all the way to the certificate
but at least we got drew brees miked up
telling us kids they can do anything
they put their minds to because they are
the children of a very rich NFL
quarterback rate this mean
juju Smith Schuster gives birth to a
football on the field re-rate that mean
Vince Lombardi is rolling over in his
grave also think about this guys they
had to choreograph this like this wasn’t
an impromptu give birth type celebration
right like juju Smith Schuester had to
get together with James Conner and they
were like ripped from a bong and were
like oh I’ve got the greatest idea ever
I’m gonna score a touchdown then give
birth to the touchdown you need to be
the OBGYN you take you take the football
for me and then hand it over to me I’ll
rock the baby to sleep and Chris Myers
bless his little heart announces it like
like it was a football play two things
one I wish the Giants would have been it
so there could have been an OBGYN that
would have been way funnier second this
is the most lively thing that’s been
done by this two is offense all years so
I give it a big ol thumbs up and say
well done please never show me that
again
all right next meme up here Ryan
Fitzpatrick is having a pretty rough
month he went from being on the top of
the NFL mountain record-setting
performances from Ryan Fitzpatrick to
getting the kicked out of him and UFC
gentleman rate that meme I’m a bit
concerned TJ I think we’re running out
of bearded white people to compare Ryan
Fitzpatrick to yep this is this is
exactly my take away also the meme is
pretty good but now we’re gonna have to
wait until one of the duck dynasty guys
kill somebody before we can have another
a good Ryan Fitzpatrick means so I’m
honestly I’m a little bit worried Hey
look I I just want to see Conor McGregor
promote fights I don’t really care if he
wins or loses or if even fights I don’t
know I don’t care you could just Iike
just forfeit I just like the trash talk
that’s all like that’s all I need from
Conor McGregor
all right so and finally here Rob
Gronkowski looks like this all the time
I don’t know if this is necessarily fair
to Gronk
but when josh gordon offers you a
brownie this is
what you look like or if you just live
in Colorado this is what you look like
gentlemen right that mean this seems
like the face that Gronk would make if
you talk told him that there was no such
thing as free will or that if you
contemplated life that’s the face he’d
make yeah that’s definitely that’s
definitely resting Grunk face there’s
there’s no question about that but I do
think that it’s important to know that
since josh gordon is catching touchdowns
and Rob Gronkowski has really sort of
owned up to the whole like trained polar
bear thing that it’s okay to make fun of
both Josh Gordon’s addiction and Rob
Gronkowski’s low IQ at the same time so
congratulations everybody we found two
guys we’re allowed to make fun of by the
way did anybody else find it strange
that Rob Gronkowski said that Tom Brady
instead of being an incredible specimen
at the quarterback position he said
specie man anybody kept that and his
interview with SVP after the game he
said specie man usually that happens
when you’re reading something he’s just
talking into the camera are you sure he
wasn’t reading something oh definitely
he might even sure he can read I mean
after he what he played it in a zone so
Rob Gronkowski you should you should
hold a cute card with the word
rendezvous up and see what he says I
think you’d kick your ass sorry don’t
use big words around wrong I bet he’d
say read Des Barres
I think I think he I think it would
crush the card smush you in the face and
then steal your car I think that’s what
he would do and your wife Bronchos
stupid jokes are as low hanging fruit as
Josh Gordon weed jokes guys come on
Thank You Ari arbiter of what is funny I
really appreciate you being here you can
well as always we in our segment tonight
with the two of you yelling at one
another for absolutely no reason
thank you gentlemen as always remember
Josh it’s if I only had a brain oh wow
this whole time I was thinking about the
like the moot the superhero villains
crow this is a huge generational gap who
hasn’t seen the Wizard of Oz I’ve seen
it just not what I thought it when he
said scarecrow cuz there’s the Lord no I
thought you were talking about the
Scarecrow from The Dark Knight or from
Batman Begins are thinking of that
Scarecrow the whole time he also has a
suit jacket that has some phrase on it
but this one is just more flame blowing
it Batman Begins yes he has the gas [Music]
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watching your team fall flat on their
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Brewers nothing says we’re not supposed
to be here like getting mowed down by
six pitchers you’ve never heard of
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alright everybody it’s time to rate that
mean we take the means from the NFL
weekend and rate them joining us always
from Kansas City Missouri it is Joshua
Briscoe and the one and only pre pre and
post post hopes for the Dallas Cowboys
that is re Temkin gentlemen how are you
don’t forget the pre pre pre show also
TJ and Josh are you dressed as the
Scarecrow today yes look at the cuffs on
this man this is my this is what I’m
wearing to my audition for the Suicide
Squad – I mean just disaster that it
will be I’m trying to get that rolls of
scarecrow where the Scarecrow gas is
just LSD Suicide Squad – where they all
just commit suicide is that it’s at the
Suicide Squad where they couldn’t get
any of the original actors to sign on
for the sequel so they’re gonna hire you
to do to deploy one of the roles also I
know it’s easy to forget because you’ve
only seen it I don’t know 10 or 12 times
but there actually was no scarecrow in
the first one which I’m sure you knew
because you loved the movie I’m sure of
it
so I’m just gonna try to be the new
character that adds a little bit of life
to a add to a franchise
alright gentlemen let’s start with me
number one the Washington Redskins got
absolutely obliterated by Drew Brees and
the Saints on Monday Night Football and
after the game a perfect analogy for how
said game went a gentleman rate that
mean I love love love love that you
pointed out that the Washington racial
slurs were obliterated by the Saints on
Columbus Day that matters to me more
than this meme does the meme is also
very good though it is a good summary of
both that game and also what the white
man did to the natives which we
commemorated back on Monday
the white man re the white man well and
there’s three white people on this panel
so I mean we shall apologize for
benefiting from the discovery of
Christopher Columbus let me just save
this I couldn’t be the only one that
watched this and thought oh my god how
does Josh Norman undress himself I think
I think the answer is he does it he gets
somebody else to do it for him every
Gabe this is what Josh Norman has to go
through to get undressed and yes to be
fair to Christopher Columbus he did
advance civilization just in one of the
worst ways imaginable I didn’t say he
advanced it I just said we all benefited
from it so we shouldn’t apologize for it
now it’s true it’s sir we are all here
because of that that’s true
absolutely all right next meme up here
presidents will alert the Cowboys suck
re-rate that meme did this actually
happen like did the president actually
alert everybody that the Cowboys sucked
because I could see that happening he
did re at 4:00 a.m.
from his toilet yeah and guys I actually
got another one for my phone I love the
the presidential alert memes by the way
because it really tapped into something
I think we’re all in our heart of hearts
terrified of that we’re gonna find out
that the nukes are 20 minutes away
whatever we just look at our phones but
I ask yet another one here Jason Garrett
is the new ambassador to the UN so
that’s that’s big news I mean it’s the
perfect job for him he’d he’d fit
perfectly into it just do nothing and
clap constantly Ari I wanted to ask you
this question so we all know that Jason
Garrett is a is a a department store
mannequin Jerry Jones keep his balls
like in a satchel like in his suit
pocket where’d those things go have you
ever seen a Ken doll TJ I have yes
totally naked kind of kind of flat in
the front so so what you’re saying is
that he never had balls to begin with is
that what you’re trying to get at yeah
yeah
well I think I think not going for it on
fourth and one from your opponent’s 42
would basically confirm that theory I
wish
show talked about Jason Garrett’s
genitals more rights actually actually I
think we’re starting a podcast about it
so I’m really excited about that
Jason Gareth genitals starring TJ
carpenter Joshua Briscoe and our attempt
kid and not starring Jason Garrett
genitals because he doesn’t have any
alright next meme up here it’s not just
the Cowboys who suck it’s the entire NFC
East they’re garbage garbage Josh right
that mean it’s a pretty good meme but
it’s also pretty interchangeable at this
point there are like three definitely
good teams in football one of them has a
45 year old quarterback named Tom Brady
the other one has a 97 year old
quarterback named Drew Brees and the
other one has Patrick mahomes who has
done this for five games so I feel like
the rest of the league could rotate
through here and then maybe those three
teams by the end of the season I have no
idea
can we officially retire the let’s look
live and then in a bunch of trash cans
like I’m okay with the let’s look live
meme as a starting point but then the
trash can seems a bit overdone also is
that Carson Wentz I you’re a rational
hatred for Carson Wentz as the team that
you cover trots out dak Prescott every
week is is sadly humorous re oh yeah
yeah no I see dak in there too I see
death and Alex Smith and the Eli Manning
they’re all in there they’re all in
there some are just hiding behind
garbage garbage sighs that’s why you
can’t see them alright makes me mop here
drew brees got a certificate for some
reason I’m sure a Brooke Peyton
Manning’s record what is said
certificate look like of course a
first-grade certificate for being in
attendance for all 180 days of the
school year right Tammy Amari and why
was Babe Ruth giving him the certificate
they stopped playing for a half hour
what if that would have happened I’m
just like here we go and second and
seven and oh it’s a 14 yard pass and
everybody’s stop what you’re doing they
got lucky that happened during a
touchdown because otherwise it’s just it
is mind-boggling to me how all that
went down all the way to the certificate
but at least we got drew brees miked up
telling us kids they can do anything
they put their minds to because they are
the children of a very rich NFL
quarterback rate this mean
juju Smith Schuster gives birth to a
football on the field re-rate that mean
Vince Lombardi is rolling over in his
grave also think about this guys they
had to choreograph this like this wasn’t
an impromptu give birth type celebration
right like juju Smith Schuester had to
get together with James Conner and they
were like ripped from a bong and were
like oh I’ve got the greatest idea ever
I’m gonna score a touchdown then give
birth to the touchdown you need to be
the OBGYN you take you take the football
for me and then hand it over to me I’ll
rock the baby to sleep and Chris Myers
bless his little heart announces it like
like it was a football play two things
one I wish the Giants would have been it
so there could have been an OBGYN that
would have been way funnier second this
is the most lively thing that’s been
done by this two is offense all years so
I give it a big ol thumbs up and say
well done please never show me that
again
all right next meme up here Ryan
Fitzpatrick is having a pretty rough
month he went from being on the top of
the NFL mountain record-setting
performances from Ryan Fitzpatrick to
getting the kicked out of him and UFC
gentleman rate that meme I’m a bit
concerned TJ I think we’re running out
of bearded white people to compare Ryan
Fitzpatrick to yep this is this is
exactly my take away also the meme is
pretty good but now we’re gonna have to
wait until one of the duck dynasty guys
kill somebody before we can have another
a good Ryan Fitzpatrick means so I’m
honestly I’m a little bit worried Hey
look I I just want to see Conor McGregor
promote fights I don’t really care if he
wins or loses or if even fights I don’t
know I don’t care you could just Iike
just forfeit I just like the trash talk
that’s all like that’s all I need from
Conor McGregor
all right so and finally here Rob
Gronkowski looks like this all the time
I don’t know if this is necessarily fair
to Gronk
but when josh gordon offers you a
brownie this is
what you look like or if you just live
in Colorado this is what you look like
gentlemen right that mean this seems
like the face that Gronk would make if
you talk told him that there was no such
thing as free will or that if you
contemplated life that’s the face he’d
make yeah that’s definitely that’s
definitely resting Grunk face there’s
there’s no question about that but I do
think that it’s important to know that
since josh gordon is catching touchdowns
and Rob Gronkowski has really sort of
owned up to the whole like trained polar
bear thing that it’s okay to make fun of
both Josh Gordon’s addiction and Rob
Gronkowski’s low IQ at the same time so
congratulations everybody we found two
guys we’re allowed to make fun of by the
way did anybody else find it strange
that Rob Gronkowski said that Tom Brady
instead of being an incredible specimen
at the quarterback position he said
specie man anybody kept that and his
interview with SVP after the game he
said specie man usually that happens
when you’re reading something he’s just
talking into the camera are you sure he
wasn’t reading something oh definitely
he might even sure he can read I mean
after he what he played it in a zone so
Rob Gronkowski you should you should
hold a cute card with the word
rendezvous up and see what he says I
think you’d kick your ass sorry don’t
use big words around wrong I bet he’d
say read Des Barres
I think I think he I think it would
crush the card smush you in the face and
then steal your car I think that’s what
he would do and your wife Bronchos
stupid jokes are as low hanging fruit as
Josh Gordon weed jokes guys come on
Thank You Ari arbiter of what is funny I
really appreciate you being here you can
well as always we in our segment tonight
with the two of you yelling at one
another for absolutely no reason
thank you gentlemen as always remember
Josh it’s if I only had a brain oh wow
this whole time I was thinking about the
like the moot the superhero villains
crow this is a huge generational gap who
hasn’t seen the Wizard of Oz I’ve seen
it just not what I thought it when he
said scarecrow cuz there’s the Lord no I
thought you were talking about the
Scarecrow from The Dark Knight or from
Batman Begins are thinking of that
Scarecrow the whole time he also has a
suit jacket that has some phrase on it
but this one is just more flame blowing
it Batman Begins yes he has the gas [Music]
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