and you read my mind
magnetic mind control daughters for sale
and porn star professors just because
you don’t need to know about these
stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest
you
whoop-dee-doo what does it all mean
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch oh yeah I’ve never even heard
of it.where we bring you the Internet’s
weirdest and coolest news stories this
week we’re looking at the mind control
of mice selling daughters and China and
professors who know how to porn why is
he so huge and obnoxious
number three magneto mice let’s just say
God works too slow
who knew all those Magnus you have from
pizza deliveries can make a mouse so
happy a group of researchers reported in
nature neuroscience that they have
achieved genetically targeted magnetic
control of the nervous system you can
read mind
so in short commoners like you and I are
calling it mind control as they are well
controlling the emotions of an animal as
you know your brain circuitry alters
your behavior and emotions depending on
which neurological connections are being
made which chemicals are flowing through
it etc etc the scientists created a
hybrid protein called Magneto which a
magneto inserted it into the mice then
release them into a chamber with various
magnetic fields the magneto protein
attached itself to the cells that are
responsive to dopamine within the mice
so wherever there was a magnetic field
activated in the chamber the mice would
flock to those areas pretty outstanding
stuff cue the conspiracy theorists to
start wearing anti magnetism helmets ah
government mind-control number 2 Daddy
Daughter iPhone deal with such an
enormous immigration crisis taking place
in the EU and the Middle East these days
forces us to ask the difficult questions
where should all these people go who
will pay for them how much does a human
life actually cost what’s a person worth
no no no no well it’s one worth to you
well according to a Chinese couple
around $3,500
in hopes of purchasing an iPhone and a
motorcycle why in the world would you be
buying a motorcycle that you can’t
afford a couple from the Fujian province
of southeast China decided to sell their
baby daughter online this week using the
Chinese messaging app QQ they had no
trouble finding a buyer who said he
wanted to purchase the girl for his
sister meanwhile police tracked down and
arrested the couple who are now
sentenced to face time sorry jail time
for the offense even though they quote
didn’t know it was illegal can you
really blame them I mean who’s got money
for diapers and baby food when you have
costly data overages and applications to
pay for and the reception isn’t very
shut up and take my money
number one porn star prof. we all know
that horrifying feeling when you bump it
to your teacher on the street or at the
grocery store and you’re forced to
imagine that your prof. has a private
life well this has been sufficiently
awkward so you can imagine the horror
students at Manchester University faced
upon learning that their 61 year old
professor was moonlighting as a porn
star
a respected academic and lecturer and
chemical engineering at the British
School Niklas Godard or old NIC as he’s
known as on screen is said to have taken
on the job following a divorce
an investigation is currently ongoing at
the University to determine whether the
professor is guilty of any wrongdoing it
should make for an interesting return to
the classroom we’re just hoping you
doesn’t pull an Old Nick and show up
wearing nothing but a gold watch it is
just gross so are you nervous about this
magneto mind control you have to wonder
what are they capable of today and what
are they doing today for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories and top
ten lists published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com can I somehow
charge it to my iphone for an additional
fee
[Music]
magnetic mind control daughters for sale
and porn star professors just because
you don’t need to know about these
stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest
you
whoop-dee-doo what does it all mean
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch oh yeah I’ve never even heard
of it.where we bring you the Internet’s
weirdest and coolest news stories this
week we’re looking at the mind control
of mice selling daughters and China and
professors who know how to porn why is
he so huge and obnoxious
number three magneto mice let’s just say
God works too slow
who knew all those Magnus you have from
pizza deliveries can make a mouse so
happy a group of researchers reported in
nature neuroscience that they have
achieved genetically targeted magnetic
control of the nervous system you can
read mind
so in short commoners like you and I are
calling it mind control as they are well
controlling the emotions of an animal as
you know your brain circuitry alters
your behavior and emotions depending on
which neurological connections are being
made which chemicals are flowing through
it etc etc the scientists created a
hybrid protein called Magneto which a
magneto inserted it into the mice then
release them into a chamber with various
magnetic fields the magneto protein
attached itself to the cells that are
responsive to dopamine within the mice
so wherever there was a magnetic field
activated in the chamber the mice would
flock to those areas pretty outstanding
stuff cue the conspiracy theorists to
start wearing anti magnetism helmets ah
government mind-control number 2 Daddy
Daughter iPhone deal with such an
enormous immigration crisis taking place
in the EU and the Middle East these days
forces us to ask the difficult questions
where should all these people go who
will pay for them how much does a human
life actually cost what’s a person worth
no no no no well it’s one worth to you
well according to a Chinese couple
around $3,500
in hopes of purchasing an iPhone and a
motorcycle why in the world would you be
buying a motorcycle that you can’t
afford a couple from the Fujian province
of southeast China decided to sell their
baby daughter online this week using the
Chinese messaging app QQ they had no
trouble finding a buyer who said he
wanted to purchase the girl for his
sister meanwhile police tracked down and
arrested the couple who are now
sentenced to face time sorry jail time
for the offense even though they quote
didn’t know it was illegal can you
really blame them I mean who’s got money
for diapers and baby food when you have
costly data overages and applications to
pay for and the reception isn’t very
shut up and take my money
number one porn star prof. we all know
that horrifying feeling when you bump it
to your teacher on the street or at the
grocery store and you’re forced to
imagine that your prof. has a private
life well this has been sufficiently
awkward so you can imagine the horror
students at Manchester University faced
upon learning that their 61 year old
professor was moonlighting as a porn
star
a respected academic and lecturer and
chemical engineering at the British
School Niklas Godard or old NIC as he’s
known as on screen is said to have taken
on the job following a divorce
an investigation is currently ongoing at
the University to determine whether the
professor is guilty of any wrongdoing it
should make for an interesting return to
the classroom we’re just hoping you
doesn’t pull an Old Nick and show up
wearing nothing but a gold watch it is
just gross so are you nervous about this
magneto mind control you have to wonder
what are they capable of today and what
are they doing today for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories and top
ten lists published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com can I somehow
charge it to my iphone for an additional
fee
[Music]
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