there’s probably a reason why you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at life
in the red light district possess school
girls and pokemon go breakups nostalgia
hits in like I’m a kid I need to play
this hit number three red light delight
Roxanne
your neighborhood got you feeling a
little unsafe lately don’t want to be
pestered by that homeless fella who
parades you for giving him anything less
than a dollar each time you pass hey
that’s my coffee your jerk tired of
having to scurry past that group of
huddled teams outside the corner store
well maybe they’re playing pokemon go
more on that later but if not move to
the safe streets of your local red-light
district according to a study conducted
by the University of Central Lancashire
in England residents of the red light
district and Blackpool actually love
where they live the red neon lights make
the streets feel safe by brightening up
the area the prostitutes clients are
much preferred to drunken mobs and
there’s also an economic contribution
via the use of taxis and other amenities
by the clients of the sex workers not
been going with the ladies they care
about plus the residents say the comings
and goings it’s coming is more
entertaining than daytime television
everybody wins look at them heading home
after their of dirty filthy hookups
number too gnarly Charlie and we were
always looking for this guy named
Charlotte watch this video would be
forever haunted by the beauty of course
we remember those email threats from the
hotmail days and we all knew they were
bogus oh so we were all shocked to hear
that 22 Colombian schoolgirls were
possessed by demons after a game of
Charlie Charlie a simplified version of
the magic 8-ball the game consists of
two pencils balanced on top of the sheet
of paper used to produce answers similar
to a Ouija board this is a joke the
children from the Chaco region of
Colombia were seen screaming
hallucinating and writhing on the ground
some even foaming at the mouth the
students were rushed to a hospital where
doctors would later declare an episode
of quote mass demonic possession after
ruling out disease intoxication or any
other morning
natural health problems well these are
going to make for some crazy entries in
their weekly school journal submissions
number one geotag heartbreak
what the hell was that Dean that was my
phone Pokemon go is the hottest app on
the map with the total user base
surpassing the twin T’s Twitter and
tinder a week after release but while
most are overjoyed with this nostalgia
inducing gameplay some users aren’t so
thrilled take Evan Scribner who told the
New York Post he got dumped after his
girlfriend checked his game history
within the app and discovered Scribner
had caught a Pokemon at his
ex-girlfriend’s house naturally his
girlfriend used breakup it was very
effective it’s not you at all of course
it’s me you can’t say that you’re
breaking up with me it’s not it’s me I
don’t like you anymore speaking of being
very effective this augmented reality
app has been great at getting people off
their butts we saw hordes of people
scouring Central Park in New York for a
Vaporeon in the UK dozens of trainers
were showing up at a sex shop with none
of them looking to do some shopping
regardless people are out and about
eager to walk around for the digital
gratification that we finally solved the
obesity epidemic in America
I’ll give it back someday so will you be
moving to your local red light district
oh no it’s got potential and for your
bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top 10 lists published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com but it’s a little weird
weird
you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at life
in the red light district possess school
girls and pokemon go breakups nostalgia
hits in like I’m a kid I need to play
this hit number three red light delight
Roxanne
your neighborhood got you feeling a
little unsafe lately don’t want to be
pestered by that homeless fella who
parades you for giving him anything less
than a dollar each time you pass hey
that’s my coffee your jerk tired of
having to scurry past that group of
huddled teams outside the corner store
well maybe they’re playing pokemon go
more on that later but if not move to
the safe streets of your local red-light
district according to a study conducted
by the University of Central Lancashire
in England residents of the red light
district and Blackpool actually love
where they live the red neon lights make
the streets feel safe by brightening up
the area the prostitutes clients are
much preferred to drunken mobs and
there’s also an economic contribution
via the use of taxis and other amenities
by the clients of the sex workers not
been going with the ladies they care
about plus the residents say the comings
and goings it’s coming is more
entertaining than daytime television
everybody wins look at them heading home
after their of dirty filthy hookups
number too gnarly Charlie and we were
always looking for this guy named
Charlotte watch this video would be
forever haunted by the beauty of course
we remember those email threats from the
hotmail days and we all knew they were
bogus oh so we were all shocked to hear
that 22 Colombian schoolgirls were
possessed by demons after a game of
Charlie Charlie a simplified version of
the magic 8-ball the game consists of
two pencils balanced on top of the sheet
of paper used to produce answers similar
to a Ouija board this is a joke the
children from the Chaco region of
Colombia were seen screaming
hallucinating and writhing on the ground
some even foaming at the mouth the
students were rushed to a hospital where
doctors would later declare an episode
of quote mass demonic possession after
ruling out disease intoxication or any
other morning
natural health problems well these are
going to make for some crazy entries in
their weekly school journal submissions
number one geotag heartbreak
what the hell was that Dean that was my
phone Pokemon go is the hottest app on
the map with the total user base
surpassing the twin T’s Twitter and
tinder a week after release but while
most are overjoyed with this nostalgia
inducing gameplay some users aren’t so
thrilled take Evan Scribner who told the
New York Post he got dumped after his
girlfriend checked his game history
within the app and discovered Scribner
had caught a Pokemon at his
ex-girlfriend’s house naturally his
girlfriend used breakup it was very
effective it’s not you at all of course
it’s me you can’t say that you’re
breaking up with me it’s not it’s me I
don’t like you anymore speaking of being
very effective this augmented reality
app has been great at getting people off
their butts we saw hordes of people
scouring Central Park in New York for a
Vaporeon in the UK dozens of trainers
were showing up at a sex shop with none
of them looking to do some shopping
regardless people are out and about
eager to walk around for the digital
gratification that we finally solved the
obesity epidemic in America
I’ll give it back someday so will you be
moving to your local red light district
oh no it’s got potential and for your
bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top 10 lists published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com but it’s a little weird
weird
you
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