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jailing vegans in Italy polygamist
hypocrites and Olympic manhood betrayal
number three italiano no veggie ah no
that is not Italian if there’s one thing
Italians love more than fashion coffee
or football it has to be food when
you’re serving a pizza lasagna or
spaghetti bolognaise on the daily bush
meat and dairy products become crucial
parts of your diet and according to a
new bill put forth by the foot’s italia
political party it should stay that way
in recent response to cases of vegan
diets resulting in malnourished children
over the last 18 months parliament
member Evita Savino drafted a bill that
could put parents who impose a vegan
diet on their children behind bars the
fenders would face up to a year in jail
rising to a maximum of four years in the
case of serious illness and six years in
the case of death according to Savino
vegan diets are lacking in zinc iron
vitamin D b12 and omega-3 essential
nutrients for the developing body I wish
I could tune out that moral voice inside
me that says eating animals is murder
but I guess I’m just not as strong as
you are that’s cuz unique protein
however many doctors argue that b12 is
the only missing component so is this a
legit health concern or just anti vegan
rhetoric he’s been firm the vegan meal
okay cuz last time they actually gave it
to a vegan and they forced me to eat
this clammy warm creamy salad thing
which is hey
number two Winston the polygamist
hypocrite human beings by their nature
are polygamous is against nature to be
with one person it never works yeah or
you think it’s working and then it turns
out he’s cheating on you with a bunch of
hos and skanks the pot calls the kettle
black is a great line for roasting a
hypocrite but even that might not be
adequate enough for this next story oh
which one do you want to be today the
pot or the kettle if you don’t mind I’d
like to be the pot maybe the kettle I
don’t know it doesn’t really matter
they’re both black well speaking to an
audience in Utah earlier this month
Winston Blackmore a 59 year old leader
of a Mormon group based in British
Columbia Canada spoke out against the
legalization of polygamy who is this guy
though huh well well he’s only the most
prominent polygamous the country has
ever known as a father of a hundred and
forty five children and husband to 27
women they were polygamous in the Old
Testament so I would just say that
that’s as good a place as any to explain
the divinity of polygamy he’s also the
father of some of his children’s
children wow he sounds like a gross dude
and yet he still manages to hold the
position that the legalization of
polygamous marriage would unfairly
exploit women
the hypocrisy is strong with this one
but this is my gay sense number one
camel tail fail yeah it’s true I lost
the ability to procreate after the
accident
every big event needs to have a villain
the 2016 Rio summer olympics are dealing
with political unrest or water
conditions both in pools and bays and a
great deal of disorganization I mean the
organizers had to use bolt cutters to
get into the Olympic Stadium at one
point as someone lost the keys but
anyway one could argue that the biggest
villain has been the manhood of some
athletes how a penis was the reason for
the breakup of the Brazilian
synchronized diving do love Ingrid
Oliveira and Giovanna Pedroso Lavetta
brought back a fellow Olympian to their
shared bedroom and asked Pedrosa to
leave while they had a quote marathon
night of sex Pedrosa was pissed and they
ended their partnership the next day but
perhaps a worst act of betrayal however
was japanese pole vaulter hiroki Oh
Kita’s own manhood contributing to his
elimination you were my friend and you
betrayed we’re raising the bar with his
knee akitas penis provided the final
blow to knock the bar off and
effectively eliminate him from the
Olympic pole vaulting event sorry hiroki
so should vegan diets be closely
monitored worldwide you’re under arrest
for PG&E violation for your bi-weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories and top
10 lists published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com come on no
thanks I’m all right thank you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting we
honor the code of decency which allows
that everybody mind their own business
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at
jailing vegans in Italy polygamist
hypocrites and Olympic manhood betrayal
number three italiano no veggie ah no
that is not Italian if there’s one thing
Italians love more than fashion coffee
or football it has to be food when
you’re serving a pizza lasagna or
spaghetti bolognaise on the daily bush
meat and dairy products become crucial
parts of your diet and according to a
new bill put forth by the foot’s italia
political party it should stay that way
in recent response to cases of vegan
diets resulting in malnourished children
over the last 18 months parliament
member Evita Savino drafted a bill that
could put parents who impose a vegan
diet on their children behind bars the
fenders would face up to a year in jail
rising to a maximum of four years in the
case of serious illness and six years in
the case of death according to Savino
vegan diets are lacking in zinc iron
vitamin D b12 and omega-3 essential
nutrients for the developing body I wish
I could tune out that moral voice inside
me that says eating animals is murder
but I guess I’m just not as strong as
you are that’s cuz unique protein
however many doctors argue that b12 is
the only missing component so is this a
legit health concern or just anti vegan
rhetoric he’s been firm the vegan meal
okay cuz last time they actually gave it
to a vegan and they forced me to eat
this clammy warm creamy salad thing
which is hey
number two Winston the polygamist
hypocrite human beings by their nature
are polygamous is against nature to be
with one person it never works yeah or
you think it’s working and then it turns
out he’s cheating on you with a bunch of
hos and skanks the pot calls the kettle
black is a great line for roasting a
hypocrite but even that might not be
adequate enough for this next story oh
which one do you want to be today the
pot or the kettle if you don’t mind I’d
like to be the pot maybe the kettle I
don’t know it doesn’t really matter
they’re both black well speaking to an
audience in Utah earlier this month
Winston Blackmore a 59 year old leader
of a Mormon group based in British
Columbia Canada spoke out against the
legalization of polygamy who is this guy
though huh well well he’s only the most
prominent polygamous the country has
ever known as a father of a hundred and
forty five children and husband to 27
women they were polygamous in the Old
Testament so I would just say that
that’s as good a place as any to explain
the divinity of polygamy he’s also the
father of some of his children’s
children wow he sounds like a gross dude
and yet he still manages to hold the
position that the legalization of
polygamous marriage would unfairly
exploit women
the hypocrisy is strong with this one
but this is my gay sense number one
camel tail fail yeah it’s true I lost
the ability to procreate after the
accident
every big event needs to have a villain
the 2016 Rio summer olympics are dealing
with political unrest or water
conditions both in pools and bays and a
great deal of disorganization I mean the
organizers had to use bolt cutters to
get into the Olympic Stadium at one
point as someone lost the keys but
anyway one could argue that the biggest
villain has been the manhood of some
athletes how a penis was the reason for
the breakup of the Brazilian
synchronized diving do love Ingrid
Oliveira and Giovanna Pedroso Lavetta
brought back a fellow Olympian to their
shared bedroom and asked Pedrosa to
leave while they had a quote marathon
night of sex Pedrosa was pissed and they
ended their partnership the next day but
perhaps a worst act of betrayal however
was japanese pole vaulter hiroki Oh
Kita’s own manhood contributing to his
elimination you were my friend and you
betrayed we’re raising the bar with his
knee akitas penis provided the final
blow to knock the bar off and
effectively eliminate him from the
Olympic pole vaulting event sorry hiroki
so should vegan diets be closely
monitored worldwide you’re under arrest
for PG&E violation for your bi-weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories and top
10 lists published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com come on no
thanks I’m all right thank you
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