Pappy’s Regrets

hi-yah Pappy sorry I didn’t come to see
you sooner your mother told me you were
the MVP of the tournament josh hoberman
got that I just got a sportsmanship
award that’s still pretty good you
should be proud of yourself happy do you
have any regrets yes sir anything you
wish you could do over again we all have
regrets Bobby I wish I had never hooked
up with your grandmother in the first
place I was after several other chicks
at the same time but your granny well
what’s easier and their damn turtle eggs
which led to your father I was much too
soft on that fancy and look at him now a
hairdresser looks like the Apple didn’t
fall too far off the tree mr.
sportsmanship you were to give to the
kid who can’t hurt a fly and can’t catch
a fly needs I should be the one trying
your little twerp I regret not seeing
you the drink after my clever Sushruta I
read nothing elder smoke if my lungs
collapse I’m breath not being able to
take the little blue pill after my heart
attack I regret not
going around with your grandmother
sister from from Vegas to handle it I
great deep breaths mr. dellian
grandmother to true the hairdresser is
not your father haha I regret everything
I didn’t do