veronica from watchmojo hi John Doerr
from the world hi I’m Veronica and today
watchmojo.com is behind the scenes at
the just for laughs festival and we’re
about to chat with the star of the John
Doerr show John Doerr the opening joke
this uh this is important there’s the
real life John door and then there’s the
John door that we see on your show so
what’s the difference between the two
I’m not why would you make that
assumption what do you mean is there a
real John door and then the John Deere
door that we’re getting on stage hey
John Deere is a real John door and a
real John Deere yeah let me ask you a
question who are you I’m Veronica but
deep down inside who are you who are we
what are we what are we doing here I
mean we’re mere specks on this planet in
the cold bitter indifferent universe and
we all end up dead at the end of it
what’s our meaning that is a hard
question I know it’s a hard question
how do you pick who you’re gonna pick on
because you talk to the audience a lot
the thing is like you’re not creepy with
a mustache you’re not but like you would
be less creepy with that one right yeah
don’t I don’t I just kind of go with the
flow and whatever kind of happens
happens yeah like I mean I’m pretty much
gonna tell the jokes that I tell what if
I pulled out a revolver and it blew my
brains out right now feel really bad oh
it’s all about you and your feelings
what about okay if you were to kill
yourself you had to kill yourself to
save humanity well first of all would
you do that probably I would want
guillotine yeah because I would love to
know if for a just even like a tiny
nanosecond if you would still be able to
feel your head falling you know I mean
and detach from your body you can never
tell anyone if you did or not it’s not
about telling people it’s about
experiencing it for yourself why you’re
like a you couldn’t blog about it after
are you gonna be cremated or are you
gonna be in a coffin you can get
cremated that’s a good thing to do yeah
less where I was eating me you know what
worms eat your dead it doesn’t matter
you don’t have to feel anything that’s
why you’re gonna cremate Betsy it’s
selfish again it’s all band and it’s
cheaper for people varying that’s the
reason why it’s cheaper there’s no body
to dispose of yeah urn yeah but I don’t
want them to keep it I’m gonna eat
dynamite and explode all over him in a
ball in a mall are you this
inappropriate in real life I say things
in real life too and I see so give me an
example of something you’re talking
about STDs you puked right on the hub
like Erica I bar from the camera
operator yeah you don’t think that’s an
appropriate what depends on the context
no I don’t think that’s inappropriate at
all i had to throw up he happened to be
there there you know hazardous job sites
and you
you know there that’s why he signs a
waiver but I’m not inappropriate now
comedians often have the ability to take
an appropriate subjects and make them
funny is there anything that you should
avoid talking about I won’t talk about
pancakes how come you just don’t but
it’s a little tubes people aren’t ready
for it yet don’t clap don’t clap my
grandma was killed by applause thank you
I’m sensitive do you want to leave us
with any final thoughts don’t bother
come to see comedy no real point to it I
mean we’re all just it’s a distraction
from the inevitable which once again is
you know def and so I think that’s
probably why most people come to a
comedy shows is to avoid the terrifying
overwhelming horror of realizing your
own mortality and it’s motivated by fear
of Jap and that’s why people come to her
shelves but there are other things to do
I mean museums know you have a way with
words whatever
from the world hi I’m Veronica and today
watchmojo.com is behind the scenes at
the just for laughs festival and we’re
about to chat with the star of the John
Doerr show John Doerr the opening joke
this uh this is important there’s the
real life John door and then there’s the
John door that we see on your show so
what’s the difference between the two
I’m not why would you make that
assumption what do you mean is there a
real John door and then the John Deere
door that we’re getting on stage hey
John Deere is a real John door and a
real John Deere yeah let me ask you a
question who are you I’m Veronica but
deep down inside who are you who are we
what are we what are we doing here I
mean we’re mere specks on this planet in
the cold bitter indifferent universe and
we all end up dead at the end of it
what’s our meaning that is a hard
question I know it’s a hard question
how do you pick who you’re gonna pick on
because you talk to the audience a lot
the thing is like you’re not creepy with
a mustache you’re not but like you would
be less creepy with that one right yeah
don’t I don’t I just kind of go with the
flow and whatever kind of happens
happens yeah like I mean I’m pretty much
gonna tell the jokes that I tell what if
I pulled out a revolver and it blew my
brains out right now feel really bad oh
it’s all about you and your feelings
what about okay if you were to kill
yourself you had to kill yourself to
save humanity well first of all would
you do that probably I would want
guillotine yeah because I would love to
know if for a just even like a tiny
nanosecond if you would still be able to
feel your head falling you know I mean
and detach from your body you can never
tell anyone if you did or not it’s not
about telling people it’s about
experiencing it for yourself why you’re
like a you couldn’t blog about it after
are you gonna be cremated or are you
gonna be in a coffin you can get
cremated that’s a good thing to do yeah
less where I was eating me you know what
worms eat your dead it doesn’t matter
you don’t have to feel anything that’s
why you’re gonna cremate Betsy it’s
selfish again it’s all band and it’s
cheaper for people varying that’s the
reason why it’s cheaper there’s no body
to dispose of yeah urn yeah but I don’t
want them to keep it I’m gonna eat
dynamite and explode all over him in a
ball in a mall are you this
inappropriate in real life I say things
in real life too and I see so give me an
example of something you’re talking
about STDs you puked right on the hub
like Erica I bar from the camera
operator yeah you don’t think that’s an
appropriate what depends on the context
no I don’t think that’s inappropriate at
all i had to throw up he happened to be
there there you know hazardous job sites
and you
you know there that’s why he signs a
waiver but I’m not inappropriate now
comedians often have the ability to take
an appropriate subjects and make them
funny is there anything that you should
avoid talking about I won’t talk about
pancakes how come you just don’t but
it’s a little tubes people aren’t ready
for it yet don’t clap don’t clap my
grandma was killed by applause thank you
I’m sensitive do you want to leave us
with any final thoughts don’t bother
come to see comedy no real point to it I
mean we’re all just it’s a distraction
from the inevitable which once again is
you know def and so I think that’s
probably why most people come to a
comedy shows is to avoid the terrifying
overwhelming horror of realizing your
own mortality and it’s motivated by fear
of Jap and that’s why people come to her
shelves but there are other things to do
I mean museums know you have a way with
words whatever
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