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Office Politics Skit


[Music]
good morning everybody how’s everyone
this friday morning guys i know it’s
rough to have these meetings early on
especially friday fact I know some of
you might have even locked your wits in
your cars along with your keys anyway I
know it’s early in the morning and
everybody’s feeling a bit tired and
that’s why we should be very grateful to
at least have our coffee machine right
as you guys know we’ve had to injure
some cutbacks and I know we’ve lost some
good people but we’re making do right
it’s not the end of the world in fact I
want to thank each and every one of you
guys for adopting then you bring a pen
from a home policy angus is that burnt
sienna actually it’s green I didn’t have
any pens at home way to improvise I
appreciate that guys I know we’ve had to
make some tough choices but
unfortunately there’s still some more
compromises and sacrifices to make as of
right now every day that we come to work
we lose money we lose about a buck 75
every day no laughing matter that’s why
I’m here to ask you guys to make some
tough choices you guys have to choose
between the coffee machine and Mindy
what I know I know I just have to make
some tough choices Mindy choices what
choices no no I’m a valuable employee
that thing cost maybe ten dollars we’re
not in the middle of an election there’s
no need to get hostile and take our
personal attacks okay seriously guys we
need to make a choice what’s the votes
I’m afraid I’m gonna have to go with me
and this one okay okay not a problem
guys let the record show Mindy is voting
for herself guys what would it be do we
have to vote in front of her what the
hell is wrong with you people I’ve been
with this company for seven years that’s
longer than most of you I do the payroll
all the customer accounts I’m here way
before all of you in the morning and I’m
want to leave I come on I haven’t taken
a vacation in three years I’ve organized
every Christmas party since I started
here Dwight I cover for you every Monday
when you come in too hungover to breathe
properly I I get everyone pizzas on
fridays I haven’t met the coffee machine
for chrissake what’s your with you
people uh Mindy’s since you got the
coffee machine you think you can pick up
some cream on your way back
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