Office Mail

so anyways the latest report should give
you a better idea I put some revisions
in there for you you can fix up your pro
Sorry Sorry penis hold on a second mr.
Ronald sorry yes Samantha I’m really
sorry Sam but I was opening my mail just
now and you know how we both have the
same name Sam and Samantha nawl did you
open my mail by accident Samantha I’m so
sorry it’s just that I wasn’t thinking
and I just it’s fine it’s fine it’s just
bad anyway coupons that’s where you made
the mistake you have to fix that before
you send it off to them so the risk uh
yes Samantha yeah we both have the same
initials Samantha Huffington and Stanley
hollington uh my last name is Wellington
with it anyway I accidentally opened
some of your mail this morning look
Samantha it’s fine just let us we have
some work to do it’s a visa bill and we
both have the same kind of card you know
I was all confused i thought it was mine
and i just couldn’t figure out where
those charges two chicks with dicks comp
came from or that dirty animal love
website I don’t even like dogs it’s
probably my son’s Johnson you called you
don’t have a son Stanley Stanley that
was ready oh you know we’re both girls
yes and we both have girls names what
does that have to do with anything I
accidentally opened some of your mail
how could that happen but don’t worry
about it it says here that you don’t
have cancer but she do probably have
hepatitis it seems your um ast levels
are high I looked it up on the internet
and it says that it’s a lever protein
indicative of elevated function most
most likely due to cirrhosis or
hepatitis now I don’t know which one it
is since we both know how much you like
to drink and have unprotected sex so
could be either