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Multi-Talented Comedian Mike Paterson


this comedian does it all he’s an actor
he’s funny and he’s in the hottest
lip-sync band around sweet hi I’m
Veronica watchmojo.com and today we’re
talking with the very popular Mike
Patterson the answer is yes I am growing
a mullet how do you come up with your
set uh usually it happens to me which is
actually insane considering what I talk
about like I have a like a joke about
Freddy Krueger and meeting the actor
that played Freddy Krueger and then he
was boring to death my you have to go to
Paris wine cheese croissants the
croissants with cheese my thought is
pretty Krueger talking about the whole
joke is that I keep falling it like I’m
like alrighty so boring oh god and then
I’m like whoa don’t fall asleep cuz
Freddie / will get you like a on the
chair I think with a ball like dr.
Kruger of course that didn’t happen i
was still asleep in the makeup chair and
he was like chocolate croissants
you’ve already discussed how you
envision your wedding day and I think it
involves at UFC announcer and the final
countdown it’s not us seeks I don’t like
USC because it’s too real I like
professional wrestling which is more
like you stomp like I could punch the
camera now ah oh but you have to get the
UH lasers of my wedding oh sorry I worm
explosions going off when I celebrate my
uncle’s the joke comes from somebody to
said what’s gonna happen when she walks
down the aisle and I was like half that
I want to walk down the aisle cause
it’ll be like you walk down you’re like
yeah do you have any tips for women who
want to be as lucky as your girlfriend
and data comedian one thing that would
help if you have money we have a job
yeah if you have like a like a job and
you can pay for some and the comedian
will eventually move into your house and
eat your food all the time I do too or a
lot with good-looking comedians and
they’re always surrounded by women at
the end of the show that are just Maura
what are you doing where are we going
blah blah for me I’m surrounded by like
it all bald men guys are the mustache my
girlfriend is not worried about me
cheating on her she’s worried about me
getting into Lake like an all-night
go-karting fiasco with with with alcohol
involved
why does your boyfriend drink some on
now besides being just a funny man which
women always like you add another level
of sex appeal by being in a lip-sync
band I am in a lip-sync bandits I called
never surrender which is uh it’s on the
television channel YouTube
I play keyboards and I’m the backup lead
vocalist I actually went to theater
school so I have some dance technique
and we did all our own choreography cuz
yeah nobody wants a part of that thing
thanks it was really great having you it
was so great to be here
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