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minecraft pornos roadkill roasts and
modern-day chastity belts just because
you don’t need to know about these
stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest
you yeah bueno
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at a
roadkill cafe chastity belt fails and
sweet sweet minecraft porn there the
bikini again that is so funny really
stop surfing porn get back to work
number three meet me at the roadkill
cafe a mammoth casserole Badgett hey
every foodie and their dog are raving
about small-batch this and
locally-sourced that so it’s a bit
offbeat that residents of Concord North
Carolina are up in arms about a local
eatery picking up a dead deer on the
side of the road bringing it back to
their kitchen and butchering it sure
it’s a bit unconventional but it has all
the elements of a gore mom’s favorite
meal it’s fresh it’s warm still it’s
local and it’s small-batch considering
there is only one roadkill the
restaurant owner told reporters he had
no intention of serving it to his
customers and only stop to pick it up
because he had quote never eaten deer
before sorry local venison lovers the
search for the perfect roadkill
casserole continues next big heart for
respect for feeding my family I’m gonna
take a nice bite out of this I
appreciate it buddy
thank you luckily for the restaurants
owner though county health director
William Pilkington told reporters there
was no cross-contamination with the rest
of the restaurants talk meaning there is
no risk to potential customers which
gets me thinking I wonder if there’s an
uptick of speeding in the deer crossing
zone
big year
thank you dear number two Italian
chastity in capacity I forgot to tell
you about my chest to be built it’s a
never lock so a six year old woman walks
into a fire hall in Italy and asked the
firefighters that they can help her
unlock something this is sounding like
the start of a rocco siffredi porno
already so I came yet you don’t go to
the pure when the fact was the cows the
baby anyway the firefighters asked where
she lives
assuming she was locked out of her house
but to their surprise the woman lifted
her shirt yep still sounding like a
porno to reveal a chastity belt hell is
that
it’s a chastity belt put upon me by an
evil witch long ago Wow
plot twist so raise your hand if you
knew people still use this medieval form
of birth control especially considering
the validity of their use in the Middle
Ages is being called into question these
days apparently they are something
that’s used of late as our italian lady
and my own quick google search has
proven nonetheless our firefighting cast
saving chastity belt breaking heroes
came to the rescue and freed our damsel
in distress from the belts grits by the
way if you want to avoid potentially
awkward situations
don’t go researching modern chastity
belts while at work or school oh I dunno
checks for research research
number one minecraft me some porno bro
the black sheep keep checking me out and
the other guy that molested me last
night
oh the millennial generation you like
our phone smart our skateboards hovering
and our porn pixelated according to a
recent study I put that in air
quotations published by pornhub
minecraft porn is now a top search term
yes unfortunately minecraft porn exists
and yes it actually is a top search term
rising 326 percent since January of last
year so now the only video game people
are getting hot and bothered about
though Halo clash of clans and Call of
Duty are just a few of the many video
game porn vids people are hoping to find
pornhub is that a loss to explain what
this mature blocky content actually
looks like saying quote we’ll leave it
up to your imagination hey baby don’t
tell me where to sheath my diamond sword
weird visuals aside it’s good to see the
internet can make porn out of literally
anything I guess you want me to do what
spongebob
give me a sponge baby sandy well
alrighty then so are you helping
minecraft reach the top of the pornhub
ranks
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are you talking to me Punk
[Music]
minecraft pornos roadkill roasts and
modern-day chastity belts just because
you don’t need to know about these
stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest
you yeah bueno
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at a
roadkill cafe chastity belt fails and
sweet sweet minecraft porn there the
bikini again that is so funny really
stop surfing porn get back to work
number three meet me at the roadkill
cafe a mammoth casserole Badgett hey
every foodie and their dog are raving
about small-batch this and
locally-sourced that so it’s a bit
offbeat that residents of Concord North
Carolina are up in arms about a local
eatery picking up a dead deer on the
side of the road bringing it back to
their kitchen and butchering it sure
it’s a bit unconventional but it has all
the elements of a gore mom’s favorite
meal it’s fresh it’s warm still it’s
local and it’s small-batch considering
there is only one roadkill the
restaurant owner told reporters he had
no intention of serving it to his
customers and only stop to pick it up
because he had quote never eaten deer
before sorry local venison lovers the
search for the perfect roadkill
casserole continues next big heart for
respect for feeding my family I’m gonna
take a nice bite out of this I
appreciate it buddy
thank you luckily for the restaurants
owner though county health director
William Pilkington told reporters there
was no cross-contamination with the rest
of the restaurants talk meaning there is
no risk to potential customers which
gets me thinking I wonder if there’s an
uptick of speeding in the deer crossing
zone
big year
thank you dear number two Italian
chastity in capacity I forgot to tell
you about my chest to be built it’s a
never lock so a six year old woman walks
into a fire hall in Italy and asked the
firefighters that they can help her
unlock something this is sounding like
the start of a rocco siffredi porno
already so I came yet you don’t go to
the pure when the fact was the cows the
baby anyway the firefighters asked where
she lives
assuming she was locked out of her house
but to their surprise the woman lifted
her shirt yep still sounding like a
porno to reveal a chastity belt hell is
that
it’s a chastity belt put upon me by an
evil witch long ago Wow
plot twist so raise your hand if you
knew people still use this medieval form
of birth control especially considering
the validity of their use in the Middle
Ages is being called into question these
days apparently they are something
that’s used of late as our italian lady
and my own quick google search has
proven nonetheless our firefighting cast
saving chastity belt breaking heroes
came to the rescue and freed our damsel
in distress from the belts grits by the
way if you want to avoid potentially
awkward situations
don’t go researching modern chastity
belts while at work or school oh I dunno
checks for research research
number one minecraft me some porno bro
the black sheep keep checking me out and
the other guy that molested me last
night
oh the millennial generation you like
our phone smart our skateboards hovering
and our porn pixelated according to a
recent study I put that in air
quotations published by pornhub
minecraft porn is now a top search term
yes unfortunately minecraft porn exists
and yes it actually is a top search term
rising 326 percent since January of last
year so now the only video game people
are getting hot and bothered about
though Halo clash of clans and Call of
Duty are just a few of the many video
game porn vids people are hoping to find
pornhub is that a loss to explain what
this mature blocky content actually
looks like saying quote we’ll leave it
up to your imagination hey baby don’t
tell me where to sheath my diamond sword
weird visuals aside it’s good to see the
internet can make porn out of literally
anything I guess you want me to do what
spongebob
give me a sponge baby sandy well
alrighty then so are you helping
minecraft reach the top of the pornhub
ranks
[Music]
if you want to suggest a story or get
some insider info on WatchMojo get
involved by following us at the dispatch
WM and for your weekly dispatch of
offbeat news stories and top ten lists
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com either journey with
your brother and the Knights elite or
you can face banishment from the kingdom
are you talking to me Punk
[Music]
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