mmm hi I’m Veronica the watchmojo.com
and today Ron jostle sits down for a
chat so I didn’t do my hair or anything
I just came up from the gym so I kind of
dirty in your comedy you describe
yourself in many different ways the
worst thing about being Filipino is
nobody knows what you are I go to Miami
think I’m CUBAN I go to LA they think
I’m Mexican son of the Samoan Islands do
you think of a newborn baby you also
said that you look like the rock off
season I have a job that described
exactly i’m talking about i had a
girlfriend that we broke up in the next
we should brought this guy in the front
row and start making out with him to
piss me off on stage right but then i
was upset that I start looking at him
and he looked like a loser version of me
it’s kind of like some girl going for me
because she got done by the rock so it’s
kind of like I’m not I’m a shitty
version of the rock but eventually I
could probably be him if they worked out
him stop talking to my ex-girlfriend and
in her first date with his new guy she
brought him to one of my shows you can’t
do that that’s my job I don’t do that to
her I’m gonna go meet a girl and rigor
nowhere and do nothing part of your
comedy involves your personal views on
life I think that’s a common thread with
communes is it is that they see life in
a different view comics have the life
schedule as a bum but an hour a day
they’re doing something more productive
than the month nearly I every weekend
I’m in a different city so from the
morning at the point the time I wake up
to the show time I go out I go grab food
I go work out I’ll go watch a movie or
whatever i’ll lock were on the streets
i’ll do some writing i’ll meet up with
people and do some meetings but i’m
walking in a paste of bum would walk
interface a comic would see if you watch
a movie and the regular people would
laugh at something a comment would
probably laugh at that plus something
else or they would throw in an idea be
even funnier if this person to this
that’s exactly what I thought when I saw
what interacts where do you say that
romance is only sweet when the girl
likes the guy that’s something muscle
that in a comic would observe right like
you know you can’t just keep you can’t
be romantic to everybody they forget
remains from
you don’t like isn’t that the most
disgusting feeling on the planet they
give you roses at work and let you know
this is gross traveling to all these
different places do you have to change
your act for the different cultures you
switch your show around there’s certain
things i just can’t open with like if i
do predominantly asian proud they want
me to talk about specific asian stuff
right and and if i don’t they kind of
get mad because it’s kind of like if
there’s an asian themed party and if i
bring macaroni and cheese but like to
what are you doing I like Japanese food
it takes you 10 years to become a
professional sushi chef 10 years that’s
a long time learning to cook something
doesn’t have to be cooked in the first
place isn’t sushi finish before you
catch it and then you go to Dubai you go
a lot of place in the Middle East they
really want cleaner stuff so you kind of
have to have a lot of material to pick
up the stuff that everybody can relate
to or understand and get my dad’s like
five feet tall keeps looking at me like
I’m a monster look how big you are look
at my creation
my sperm was big as a fist
and today Ron jostle sits down for a
chat so I didn’t do my hair or anything
I just came up from the gym so I kind of
dirty in your comedy you describe
yourself in many different ways the
worst thing about being Filipino is
nobody knows what you are I go to Miami
think I’m CUBAN I go to LA they think
I’m Mexican son of the Samoan Islands do
you think of a newborn baby you also
said that you look like the rock off
season I have a job that described
exactly i’m talking about i had a
girlfriend that we broke up in the next
we should brought this guy in the front
row and start making out with him to
piss me off on stage right but then i
was upset that I start looking at him
and he looked like a loser version of me
it’s kind of like some girl going for me
because she got done by the rock so it’s
kind of like I’m not I’m a shitty
version of the rock but eventually I
could probably be him if they worked out
him stop talking to my ex-girlfriend and
in her first date with his new guy she
brought him to one of my shows you can’t
do that that’s my job I don’t do that to
her I’m gonna go meet a girl and rigor
nowhere and do nothing part of your
comedy involves your personal views on
life I think that’s a common thread with
communes is it is that they see life in
a different view comics have the life
schedule as a bum but an hour a day
they’re doing something more productive
than the month nearly I every weekend
I’m in a different city so from the
morning at the point the time I wake up
to the show time I go out I go grab food
I go work out I’ll go watch a movie or
whatever i’ll lock were on the streets
i’ll do some writing i’ll meet up with
people and do some meetings but i’m
walking in a paste of bum would walk
interface a comic would see if you watch
a movie and the regular people would
laugh at something a comment would
probably laugh at that plus something
else or they would throw in an idea be
even funnier if this person to this
that’s exactly what I thought when I saw
what interacts where do you say that
romance is only sweet when the girl
likes the guy that’s something muscle
that in a comic would observe right like
you know you can’t just keep you can’t
be romantic to everybody they forget
remains from
you don’t like isn’t that the most
disgusting feeling on the planet they
give you roses at work and let you know
this is gross traveling to all these
different places do you have to change
your act for the different cultures you
switch your show around there’s certain
things i just can’t open with like if i
do predominantly asian proud they want
me to talk about specific asian stuff
right and and if i don’t they kind of
get mad because it’s kind of like if
there’s an asian themed party and if i
bring macaroni and cheese but like to
what are you doing I like Japanese food
it takes you 10 years to become a
professional sushi chef 10 years that’s
a long time learning to cook something
doesn’t have to be cooked in the first
place isn’t sushi finish before you
catch it and then you go to Dubai you go
a lot of place in the Middle East they
really want cleaner stuff so you kind of
have to have a lot of material to pick
up the stuff that everybody can relate
to or understand and get my dad’s like
five feet tall keeps looking at me like
I’m a monster look how big you are look
at my creation
my sperm was big as a fist
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