[Music]
thank you everybody
man I wish watching the Olympics all day
today and I am really glad they’re
almost over if I have to sit through one
more tragic profile of a courageous
athlete can’t anybody get to the
Olympics without some sort of
catastrophe along the way Joe Barnes
Canada’s greatest hope in the 400-meter
thing and then tragically two weeks
before the Olympics he had his lower
body removed what he’s out there
paddling his bloody torso for his
country I feel bad for the athletes from
countries that really suck man the
announcers just have to reach for any
sort of compliment they can give these
guys Wow hearty congratulations to the
Bulgarian runner he becomes the first of
his countrymen to complete the 100
meters without shitting himself well
done yes he can wear those shorts with
pride he’s tremendous of course in
America were a little distracted right
now by a new presidential election and
the imminent threat of war mandus George
Bush really want to bomb a country right
now he’s so low in the opinion well he
wants to bomb Iraq so bad they can just
taste it
he’s so much wanted them not to comply
with the resolution he’s searching for
any reason to bomb Iraq got a comply
donek complying with their resolutions
won’t stand for it
Saddam Hussein’s kind of comply with the
gotta shave the mustache got a facial
hair bad Hitler mustache Hussein
he’s so hyped up the last time we were
in the Persian Gulf remember that one
the world must unite to battle mighty
and powerful Iraq and the war started
and it lasted a hundred hours the ground
war lasted a hundred hours remember and
they’re afraid it was gonna be another
Vietnam wasn’t even another Woodstock it
was a hundred hours I’ve been in dance
marathons longer than that bang but
we’re so cocky about our military now
yeah we’re number one militarily number
one and fifteenth educationally smart
bombs really stupid children that’s what
we’ve got sad
it’s very sad in the next war the bombs
will probably be way too smart and
valuable we’ll just have to drop it
literate school children on the country
were fighting when that make for great
video from the war room some fat-ass
Pentagon general coming up you’ll see
the Iraqi war ministry in that little
white blip headed towards the building
let’s Jimmy Johnson from Bronx
elementary he’s nine he’s got a can of
spray paint he’s gonna vandalize the
roof here he goes it’s gonna right eat
me right in the ceiling they hate that
let’s see
eet oh my goodness they’re so cocky now
did you know that in our country gay
people aren’t allowed to fight in the
military that is the stupidest rule why
gay people can’t be proud of the country
and want to defend it
what’s your army afraid gonna happen if
gay people are in it private shoot that
man I can’t he’s adorable
I’m sorry I’d like to kill my cannot you
know what I think the Army’s really
afraid of a thousand gay guys with m16s
going who’d you call a faggot oh my god
they’ve got guns
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thank you everybody
man I wish watching the Olympics all day
today and I am really glad they’re
almost over if I have to sit through one
more tragic profile of a courageous
athlete can’t anybody get to the
Olympics without some sort of
catastrophe along the way Joe Barnes
Canada’s greatest hope in the 400-meter
thing and then tragically two weeks
before the Olympics he had his lower
body removed what he’s out there
paddling his bloody torso for his
country I feel bad for the athletes from
countries that really suck man the
announcers just have to reach for any
sort of compliment they can give these
guys Wow hearty congratulations to the
Bulgarian runner he becomes the first of
his countrymen to complete the 100
meters without shitting himself well
done yes he can wear those shorts with
pride he’s tremendous of course in
America were a little distracted right
now by a new presidential election and
the imminent threat of war mandus George
Bush really want to bomb a country right
now he’s so low in the opinion well he
wants to bomb Iraq so bad they can just
taste it
he’s so much wanted them not to comply
with the resolution he’s searching for
any reason to bomb Iraq got a comply
donek complying with their resolutions
won’t stand for it
Saddam Hussein’s kind of comply with the
gotta shave the mustache got a facial
hair bad Hitler mustache Hussein
he’s so hyped up the last time we were
in the Persian Gulf remember that one
the world must unite to battle mighty
and powerful Iraq and the war started
and it lasted a hundred hours the ground
war lasted a hundred hours remember and
they’re afraid it was gonna be another
Vietnam wasn’t even another Woodstock it
was a hundred hours I’ve been in dance
marathons longer than that bang but
we’re so cocky about our military now
yeah we’re number one militarily number
one and fifteenth educationally smart
bombs really stupid children that’s what
we’ve got sad
it’s very sad in the next war the bombs
will probably be way too smart and
valuable we’ll just have to drop it
literate school children on the country
were fighting when that make for great
video from the war room some fat-ass
Pentagon general coming up you’ll see
the Iraqi war ministry in that little
white blip headed towards the building
let’s Jimmy Johnson from Bronx
elementary he’s nine he’s got a can of
spray paint he’s gonna vandalize the
roof here he goes it’s gonna right eat
me right in the ceiling they hate that
let’s see
eet oh my goodness they’re so cocky now
did you know that in our country gay
people aren’t allowed to fight in the
military that is the stupidest rule why
gay people can’t be proud of the country
and want to defend it
what’s your army afraid gonna happen if
gay people are in it private shoot that
man I can’t he’s adorable
I’m sorry I’d like to kill my cannot you
know what I think the Army’s really
afraid of a thousand gay guys with m16s
going who’d you call a faggot oh my god
they’ve got guns
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and be sure to subscribe and
ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
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