welcome to watchmojo.com I’m
internationally famous comedian John
Hastings and until recently I was single
but I didn’t get to enjoy my
bachelorhood like a bachelor should know
my bachelor time wasn’t filled with
circle beds lady screaming oh yes and
John via Swedish or a member of Motley
Crue telling me to get them kind of his
pool and give him back his badger no for
you see friends and my friends I mean
internet nerds at home on a Friday night
i was living with two couples do you
ever want to be reminded that you’re
single live with a couple do you ever
want to be reminded how much you suck
for being single live with two couples
this is how it plays out there in the
living room they’re cuddling and
snuggling and they’re in pjs and Coco is
out and it smells like love and they’re
going honey do you love rainbows yes
honey i love rainbows they look over to
the other couple of nature man not only
do we love rainbows we love to hear the
babies laugh and they’ll high five and i
die inside yes so i broke down I found
me a hot mama a hoochie baby and I
brought her over I brought her to meet
my roommates and my roommates reacted
strangely i’m sure you’ve gotten this to
one guy who has a girlfriend and a
computer they are like oh she’s
beautiful she’s great she’s wonderful
she’s amazing what was I dating before
some sort of bridge troll like hey guys
this is my new girlfriend I couldn’t
answer any of her questions so now we’re
dating haha I look at her she’s eating
the sconces up don’t eat those fake
flowers they’ll give you gas but here’s
the worst part I used to be fat like you
internet nerd or you guy who knows too
much about Babylon 5 yes I could see
only stomach and no PP it was bizarre
but one day I decided that’s enough I’m
getting fit I’m going to exercise that
became a vegetarian and in that time
I’ve lost about 120 pounds but my
girlfriend
he’s a chef it’s like a recovering
alcoholic dating a keg what do you mean
you can put fried cheese on pancakes you
can dip them in chocolate oh my god no
one don’t even need to do it I’m done
for the internet and my soul I’m John
Hastings have a good day
internationally famous comedian John
Hastings and until recently I was single
but I didn’t get to enjoy my
bachelorhood like a bachelor should know
my bachelor time wasn’t filled with
circle beds lady screaming oh yes and
John via Swedish or a member of Motley
Crue telling me to get them kind of his
pool and give him back his badger no for
you see friends and my friends I mean
internet nerds at home on a Friday night
i was living with two couples do you
ever want to be reminded that you’re
single live with a couple do you ever
want to be reminded how much you suck
for being single live with two couples
this is how it plays out there in the
living room they’re cuddling and
snuggling and they’re in pjs and Coco is
out and it smells like love and they’re
going honey do you love rainbows yes
honey i love rainbows they look over to
the other couple of nature man not only
do we love rainbows we love to hear the
babies laugh and they’ll high five and i
die inside yes so i broke down I found
me a hot mama a hoochie baby and I
brought her over I brought her to meet
my roommates and my roommates reacted
strangely i’m sure you’ve gotten this to
one guy who has a girlfriend and a
computer they are like oh she’s
beautiful she’s great she’s wonderful
she’s amazing what was I dating before
some sort of bridge troll like hey guys
this is my new girlfriend I couldn’t
answer any of her questions so now we’re
dating haha I look at her she’s eating
the sconces up don’t eat those fake
flowers they’ll give you gas but here’s
the worst part I used to be fat like you
internet nerd or you guy who knows too
much about Babylon 5 yes I could see
only stomach and no PP it was bizarre
but one day I decided that’s enough I’m
getting fit I’m going to exercise that
became a vegetarian and in that time
I’ve lost about 120 pounds but my
girlfriend
he’s a chef it’s like a recovering
alcoholic dating a keg what do you mean
you can put fried cheese on pancakes you
can dip them in chocolate oh my god no
one don’t even need to do it I’m done
for the internet and my soul I’m John
Hastings have a good day
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