arrr mateys welcome to the port of
watchmojo.com I’m of course your first
mate John Hastings and today ladies and
gentlemen we’re talking about pirates
it’s right side the motion on who cares
I’m first mate pirates ladies and
gentlemen were once the most feared
group of people in the entire world and
you want to know what their back and let
me tell you why it is one group one
diabolical group their high voiced they
wear red pants it is Walt Disney yes the
mouse is behind it more specifically
Jerry Bruckheimer productions of
subsidiary of Walt Disney more
specifically Matt in his three movies
Pirates of the Caribbean yes Tyler to
the most feared group of people in the
entire world ships from carry guns ships
would have other ships to defend them
you saw a pirate ship you know what you
didn’t you grant that’s your g I don’t
care if the British attacks just turn
around we’re back to England I do not
want a pegleg stocked up my bunghole
that’s what said so many times it’s in
Shakespeare in the back read about it
but yes are those movies about that
remote how there should be feared now
it’s a bunch of people dancing acting
like members of The Rolling Stones with
a monkey and some voodoo watch out for
me I’m just I’m Jack Sparrow it’s
terrifying in that it is now it listed
such a response from the piracy
community it’s as if pirates were
depicted in blackface that’s what’s
happened you don’t want to mean they’re
pissed they’re coming after us so ladies
and gentlemen when you see a pirate when
you see a pirate ship coming up next to
your beautiful yacht that you’ve gotten
and your family’s being murdered do not
blame the Pirates don’t blame Interpol
don’t blame the UN blame Johnny Depp
send your letters to him if you have his
address let me know for the Internet I’m
of course John Hastings
watchmojo.com I’m of course your first
mate John Hastings and today ladies and
gentlemen we’re talking about pirates
it’s right side the motion on who cares
I’m first mate pirates ladies and
gentlemen were once the most feared
group of people in the entire world and
you want to know what their back and let
me tell you why it is one group one
diabolical group their high voiced they
wear red pants it is Walt Disney yes the
mouse is behind it more specifically
Jerry Bruckheimer productions of
subsidiary of Walt Disney more
specifically Matt in his three movies
Pirates of the Caribbean yes Tyler to
the most feared group of people in the
entire world ships from carry guns ships
would have other ships to defend them
you saw a pirate ship you know what you
didn’t you grant that’s your g I don’t
care if the British attacks just turn
around we’re back to England I do not
want a pegleg stocked up my bunghole
that’s what said so many times it’s in
Shakespeare in the back read about it
but yes are those movies about that
remote how there should be feared now
it’s a bunch of people dancing acting
like members of The Rolling Stones with
a monkey and some voodoo watch out for
me I’m just I’m Jack Sparrow it’s
terrifying in that it is now it listed
such a response from the piracy
community it’s as if pirates were
depicted in blackface that’s what’s
happened you don’t want to mean they’re
pissed they’re coming after us so ladies
and gentlemen when you see a pirate when
you see a pirate ship coming up next to
your beautiful yacht that you’ve gotten
and your family’s being murdered do not
blame the Pirates don’t blame Interpol
don’t blame the UN blame Johnny Depp
send your letters to him if you have his
address let me know for the Internet I’m
of course John Hastings
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