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John’s Rant Of The Day: Barack Obama


welcome to watchmojo.com I’m super
famous comedian John Hastings and Barack
Obama’s president of the United States
the very first black man ever elected to
that high of an office in the Democratic
world it’s amazing now I for one still a
little nervous the reason is this every
president that’s been elected in the
recent years has had a little quirk a
little huh little yeah that when he got
elected came out and became the major
problem of his presidency for example
when george w bush was getting elected
it was discussed that he may have done
so much cocaine and drank so much that
he was now a war on what’s been the
problem in that country for the last
eight years he’s stupid and he’s hitched
the economy to the back of a mustang and
he’s launching it off into the
apocalypse yeah and then Bill Clinton
when bill clinton was president what
would everyone say about Bill Clinton
well they said oh he may like to hump a
lot of girls and what was the problem
when he was president he humped
everything that moved I know what you’re
thinking they didn’t have to move or
both clever but now Barack Obama what
does Barack Obama’s little haha his
little quirk his little quirk is that he
has stated in two books that he loves LS
D can we imagine these press conferences
ladies and gentlemen ladies and
gentlemen of the United States I’m aware
the economy’s in the tank but these tiny
leprechauns have assured me that all is
well now is anyone else feel like
they’re in a union jack flag disco ball
or is that just me the rack man oh I
think I’m hearing with my eyes that’s
something to worry about ladies and
gentlemen something to worry about
indeed for the Internet I’m John
Hastings
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