what’s up 10 gifs and internet nerds
it’s Johnny Johnny Hastings here
watchmojo.com I’m going to fire up some
rant for your word holes here we go
what’s the topic it’s texting I know
right now you’re just revving up a good
old game a world of warcraft I’m
thinking I need to text read tell him to
bring over some Cheetos well guess what
buddy texting is not as fun as you think
it might be yes it’s a great way to
communicate with your thumbs and it’s a
fun way to use your phone in a way that
wasn’t built for but here is the problem
with the texting is that you learn stuff
about your friends you don’t think you
ever really wanted to know for example I
will tell you a story a couple of weeks
back I was helping a buddy move and we
pack in a box is number saying all those
are the delegates and he says I need me
to get something for me out of my garage
and so he puts the key little garage
right there in my hand go like this for
a mistake and I go and put the key in
the lock and the key doesn’t work what
it do what did he do I will go and walk
up three stairs and talk to my friend
now screw that I got facebook I don’t
need to interact in real time so what I
do is I break up my cell phone and I
send him up at e-bomb t bomb I learned
that at a high school where I was
visiting my girlfriend just kidding she
dropped out for me anyway so I thought
mighty bomb fired up real nice and I get
down there with my thumbs and I go hey
man the keys don’t work that was my
message hey man the keys don’t work but
here is the rub my friends I have a very
futuristic cell phone i actually have a
little man who lives inside my phone and
his job is to read my text messages and
decide what words would be better than
the words i have chosen and change those
words without ever letting me know so my
message magically transforms from hey
man the keys don’t work too hey man the
Jews don’t work send to which my friend
horrifyingly reply just yell at them and
they will what the is in that garage is
it bagels I hope it’s bagels
was that rant racist a little bit but
now I’m diffusing the tension bus
singing off-key cuz nothing is racist
when it’s followed by a song jazz hands
watchmojo.com John Hastings you have
yourselves a day you
it’s Johnny Johnny Hastings here
watchmojo.com I’m going to fire up some
rant for your word holes here we go
what’s the topic it’s texting I know
right now you’re just revving up a good
old game a world of warcraft I’m
thinking I need to text read tell him to
bring over some Cheetos well guess what
buddy texting is not as fun as you think
it might be yes it’s a great way to
communicate with your thumbs and it’s a
fun way to use your phone in a way that
wasn’t built for but here is the problem
with the texting is that you learn stuff
about your friends you don’t think you
ever really wanted to know for example I
will tell you a story a couple of weeks
back I was helping a buddy move and we
pack in a box is number saying all those
are the delegates and he says I need me
to get something for me out of my garage
and so he puts the key little garage
right there in my hand go like this for
a mistake and I go and put the key in
the lock and the key doesn’t work what
it do what did he do I will go and walk
up three stairs and talk to my friend
now screw that I got facebook I don’t
need to interact in real time so what I
do is I break up my cell phone and I
send him up at e-bomb t bomb I learned
that at a high school where I was
visiting my girlfriend just kidding she
dropped out for me anyway so I thought
mighty bomb fired up real nice and I get
down there with my thumbs and I go hey
man the keys don’t work that was my
message hey man the keys don’t work but
here is the rub my friends I have a very
futuristic cell phone i actually have a
little man who lives inside my phone and
his job is to read my text messages and
decide what words would be better than
the words i have chosen and change those
words without ever letting me know so my
message magically transforms from hey
man the keys don’t work too hey man the
Jews don’t work send to which my friend
horrifyingly reply just yell at them and
they will what the is in that garage is
it bagels I hope it’s bagels
was that rant racist a little bit but
now I’m diffusing the tension bus
singing off-key cuz nothing is racist
when it’s followed by a song jazz hands
watchmojo.com John Hastings you have
yourselves a day you
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