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ladies and gentleman welcome to
watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous
comedian Johnny J balls Hastings and
welcome to rants with John Hastings
we’re talking about something near and
dear to my heart is it puppies is it the
smile of a young lady no it is booze it
is alcohol old Johnny truth serum old
lady pant remover mr. alcohol and I’m
talking about it because someone needs
to get behind alcohol there’s a group
right now going to various governments
around the world saying alcohol should
be made illegal alcohol is bad for you
and has killed more people than cocaine
heroin and marijuana combined well I’ve
got some news for you ladies and
gentlemen I wouldn’t did some research
on this subject and I found that their
research to be flawed let’s walk through
together I got some marijuana I’ve
shoved it in a ball I call my bong to
squid because it’s actually a squid and
I smoked it and then I stared up at a
water tower in front oh man will be
lovely to take a nap up there then I
just ate a pizza and fell asleep my own
drool no death for John John John and
then for two and a half years in the
previous time in my life I would do a
line or two of cocaine every four
minutes for an entire span of a night
and every once in a while you just end
up staring in a glass coffee table
thinking home man I’d like to use that
as a trampoline but you don’t you just
talk about it for 17 hours only to
realize hey there’s no coffee table in
this room whose apartment is this anyway
and yes every once in a while me and
producer Veronica Delfino go and get
some Jack Daniels shots and try and pick
up some cuzos and at that bar I might
spot FL and think hey Veronica I’m gonna
go tell that guy he’s a faggot for no
reason and just a good idea good idea
and when I walk over and say hey faggot
and he’s too drunk to respond well
ladies and gentlemen you have never felt
more alive in your life which is where
the argument falls apart for my liver
that is bloated and watchmojo.com whose
ego is bloated I’m internationally
famous comedian John Hastings drink
let’s do it
you
ladies and gentleman welcome to
watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous
comedian Johnny J balls Hastings and
welcome to rants with John Hastings
we’re talking about something near and
dear to my heart is it puppies is it the
smile of a young lady no it is booze it
is alcohol old Johnny truth serum old
lady pant remover mr. alcohol and I’m
talking about it because someone needs
to get behind alcohol there’s a group
right now going to various governments
around the world saying alcohol should
be made illegal alcohol is bad for you
and has killed more people than cocaine
heroin and marijuana combined well I’ve
got some news for you ladies and
gentlemen I wouldn’t did some research
on this subject and I found that their
research to be flawed let’s walk through
together I got some marijuana I’ve
shoved it in a ball I call my bong to
squid because it’s actually a squid and
I smoked it and then I stared up at a
water tower in front oh man will be
lovely to take a nap up there then I
just ate a pizza and fell asleep my own
drool no death for John John John and
then for two and a half years in the
previous time in my life I would do a
line or two of cocaine every four
minutes for an entire span of a night
and every once in a while you just end
up staring in a glass coffee table
thinking home man I’d like to use that
as a trampoline but you don’t you just
talk about it for 17 hours only to
realize hey there’s no coffee table in
this room whose apartment is this anyway
and yes every once in a while me and
producer Veronica Delfino go and get
some Jack Daniels shots and try and pick
up some cuzos and at that bar I might
spot FL and think hey Veronica I’m gonna
go tell that guy he’s a faggot for no
reason and just a good idea good idea
and when I walk over and say hey faggot
and he’s too drunk to respond well
ladies and gentlemen you have never felt
more alive in your life which is where
the argument falls apart for my liver
that is bloated and watchmojo.com whose
ego is bloated I’m internationally
famous comedian John Hastings drink
let’s do it
you
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