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Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie: Hollywood Showdown


one started out as a struggling
television actor who became everyone’s
favorite friend the other rose to
superstardom by flaunting her sexuality
and kicking ass as an action star
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we
pit Jennifer Aniston against Angelina
Jolie to see who cast the biggest shadow
in Hollywood round one box office
success when the name Jennifer Aniston
pops into your head you’ll likely think
first and foremost of Rachel Green for
character on the long-running sitcom
Friends it was that role that really put
her on the map but after that success
she kept busy with numerous comedy and
drama projects don’t get us wrong we
loved her in Along Came Polly Marley and
me and Horrible Bosses to just name a
few but Joe Lee’s projects always
register larger on Hollywood’s radar
from mr. and mrs. Smith to Tomb Raider
and salt her cinematic domination is
astounding strictly measuring success at
the box office we have to side with
Jolie winner Angelina Jolie bullshit
round two Awards they are both powerful
leading ladies in Hollywood however
Aniston’s rise to Hollywood superstardom
wasn’t created in the cinema instead she
built a dedicated television audience
that eventually followed her to film her
fairy tale marriage and shocking divorce
from Brad Pitt also fueled never-ending
media coverage but perhaps her most
significant achievement was earning her
star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
while Jolie has yet to earn her star she
has taken home countless awards these
include various Golden Globes and an
Academy Award for Best Supporting
Actress in Girl Interrupted sorry Jen we
have to give this one to Jolie thank you
so much winner Angelina Jolie round
three potential Jolie has showcased her
range by playing a real-life fashion
model who died of AIDS in Gia are
rebellious and abusive mental hospital
patient and Girl Interrupted
that’s not tip one step and I’ll Jam
this in my aorta go ahead an adventurer
in Lara Croft Tomb Raider an assassin
and mr. and mrs. Smith and a woman
fighting to find her son in changeling
did you kill my son
did you kill my Aniston has instead
spent much of her focus on the comedy
charm but has been expanding her
portfolio with more dramatic roles as
well Jolie certainly has a larger
variety of roles in the past but as of
late she seems to be increasingly
typecast as an action star or some sort
of sex object at the moment it looks as
if Angie’s career appears to be winding
down whereas jennifer aniston seems to
be picking up speed well thank you
as far as future potential goes our
money’s on Jenny winner Jennifer Aniston
round 4 personality to us this round is
a bit of a no-brainer Aniston’s
wonderful sense of humor and
girl-next-door charm beats out Joe Lee’s
wild child persona and well strangeness
Angie there’s no need to bring up your
bizarre bedroom fetishes during
interviews and what was with the vial of
blood around her neck
of course we acknowledge that Jolie has
recently transformed herself into a
humanitarian goodwill ambassador and
devoted mother but when you get right
down to it you can’t beat Jen’s bubbly
personality this point goes to America’s
Sweetheart winner Jennifer Aniston round
5 physical appearance we come into the
final round tied it to a piece and this
is the one you’ve been waiting for we
have to decide who takes home the prize
based on physical appearance at first
you would think that this would be an
easy win for Angelina Jolie she has
those luscious lips distinctive features
dodgy tattoos and has already been named
the world’s sexiest and most beautiful
woman alive sure her status as a sex
symbol is impressive but has she ever
inspired a hairstyle no she became a
poster child for lip implants and
starvation it seems to us that these two
are headed in opposite directions Jolie
is looking evermore sickly and Astin is
getting better with age you may disagree
but to us nstant has managed a major
upset in this final round winner
Jennifer Aniston what the hell is wrong
with you people by a score of three to
two we give this showdown to Jennifer
Aniston
she may not pull in the same numbers at
the box office and has not yet received
an Academy Award but she won us over
with her charm personality and looks she
didn’t win that star on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame for nothing you’ve seen our
verdict now chimed in and let us know
what you think
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