to be here my name is Jeff Dunham I’m
not your typical stand-up comedian that
I have to have help
I have a friend up here I think already
does enjoy this guy because everyone
knows someone like this you know
something like this and your own family
or where you work please help me welcome
Walter
you know where we are yeah I know where
we are I don’t give a damn either want
to get the hell out of here we’re doing
to go who the hell cares I don’t but
you’ll like it here in Montreal none
but you like you do like Montreal yeah a
lot of drinking going on here yeah yeah
I was at a bar last night sitting next
to a guy he put away 15 layers before he
started acting like a jerk he didn’t try
and keep up with him did yet come on man
I’m an American I don’t need a beard act
like a jerk
shut the hell up you don’t want to stay
here do you want to go I don’t care how
don’t worry wait last weekend no I don’t
want to talk about that it’s very nice
Walter in his wife went on their second
honeymoon
yeah like eating a piece of gum he
already chewed
[Applause]
see they know what I’m talking about
Walter understand your wife’s in town
yeah she’s in town super having a good
time all she always has a good time
pisses me off
you’ve been married what 46 years that’s
right remember the happiest moment of
[Applause]
well do you seem a little extra grumpy
yeah I don’t know what it is maybe too
much bran much bran that should make you
rake in the regular hell I’m about three
come on 46 years of marriage what does
Walter you make fun of your wife a lot
you know she could be gone for good one
day stop teasing me ever cheated on her
hell no damn it you know alter marriage
is supposed to be forever well it’s
taken too damn long so I take it there’s
been a little bit of arguing little bit
what do you argue about she doesn’t like
it because I never put the toilet seat
back down what do you tell her learn to
[Music]
what else does she not like I don’t know
always pick my nose and I’m driving
that’s a man’s right dang blasted why do
you pick your nose when you’re driving
Walter Mary we’re just supposed to be an
institution yeah like Alcatraz you can’t
compare marriage to prison yeah I guess
you’re right
the warden doesn’t max out your credit
cards so that happens she thought some
of those useless crap you know what she
got me the other day what some of that
spray-on hair stuff did you use it on
our Chihuahua
Walter do you think about getting old I
don’t worry about it I think I want to
go like my uncle did how is that
peacefully and in his sleep
unlike the passengers in his car
[Applause]
[Applause]
and the union engineer 300 million sperm
that’s the one that got through right
the wheel is turning that the hamsters
dead look Walter do you have kids yeah I
got kids whether they give you for
Father’s Day card said I wasn’t really
their father
yeah my stupid son you know what he
wanted to get me what a tattoo did you
get one no what if you had oh I would
have gotten a beautiful woman’s face
where would you put it on my wife’s face
yeah my wife got me a book on
reincarnation do you believe in
reincarnation yeah I don’t think so
well if it happens who did you come back
hands what would you do I’d come back as
Walter how’s your love life meaning sex
you have none none none I thought making
love got better with age hang on to that
marina pal well do bald men make better
lovers I don’t know I never made love to
a bald man Dale is wrong with you stop
alter what’s the difference between just
look I don’t mean to get personal but
how many how many times a week you and
your wife make love times a week I
cannot use a decimal to answer this one
well do you just seem like a spry kind
of guy I mean what keeps you hopping
hemorrhoids oh so it your age
hemorrhoids are a problem no they’re a
look Walter what do you think about when
you’re making love staying awake oh look
that guy’s wife just poked them check
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not your typical stand-up comedian that
I have to have help
I have a friend up here I think already
does enjoy this guy because everyone
knows someone like this you know
something like this and your own family
or where you work please help me welcome
Walter
you know where we are yeah I know where
we are I don’t give a damn either want
to get the hell out of here we’re doing
to go who the hell cares I don’t but
you’ll like it here in Montreal none
but you like you do like Montreal yeah a
lot of drinking going on here yeah yeah
I was at a bar last night sitting next
to a guy he put away 15 layers before he
started acting like a jerk he didn’t try
and keep up with him did yet come on man
I’m an American I don’t need a beard act
like a jerk
shut the hell up you don’t want to stay
here do you want to go I don’t care how
don’t worry wait last weekend no I don’t
want to talk about that it’s very nice
Walter in his wife went on their second
honeymoon
yeah like eating a piece of gum he
already chewed
[Applause]
see they know what I’m talking about
Walter understand your wife’s in town
yeah she’s in town super having a good
time all she always has a good time
pisses me off
you’ve been married what 46 years that’s
right remember the happiest moment of
[Applause]
well do you seem a little extra grumpy
yeah I don’t know what it is maybe too
much bran much bran that should make you
rake in the regular hell I’m about three
come on 46 years of marriage what does
Walter you make fun of your wife a lot
you know she could be gone for good one
day stop teasing me ever cheated on her
hell no damn it you know alter marriage
is supposed to be forever well it’s
taken too damn long so I take it there’s
been a little bit of arguing little bit
what do you argue about she doesn’t like
it because I never put the toilet seat
back down what do you tell her learn to
[Music]
what else does she not like I don’t know
always pick my nose and I’m driving
that’s a man’s right dang blasted why do
you pick your nose when you’re driving
Walter Mary we’re just supposed to be an
institution yeah like Alcatraz you can’t
compare marriage to prison yeah I guess
you’re right
the warden doesn’t max out your credit
cards so that happens she thought some
of those useless crap you know what she
got me the other day what some of that
spray-on hair stuff did you use it on
our Chihuahua
Walter do you think about getting old I
don’t worry about it I think I want to
go like my uncle did how is that
peacefully and in his sleep
unlike the passengers in his car
[Applause]
[Applause]
and the union engineer 300 million sperm
that’s the one that got through right
the wheel is turning that the hamsters
dead look Walter do you have kids yeah I
got kids whether they give you for
Father’s Day card said I wasn’t really
their father
yeah my stupid son you know what he
wanted to get me what a tattoo did you
get one no what if you had oh I would
have gotten a beautiful woman’s face
where would you put it on my wife’s face
yeah my wife got me a book on
reincarnation do you believe in
reincarnation yeah I don’t think so
well if it happens who did you come back
hands what would you do I’d come back as
Walter how’s your love life meaning sex
you have none none none I thought making
love got better with age hang on to that
marina pal well do bald men make better
lovers I don’t know I never made love to
a bald man Dale is wrong with you stop
alter what’s the difference between just
look I don’t mean to get personal but
how many how many times a week you and
your wife make love times a week I
cannot use a decimal to answer this one
well do you just seem like a spry kind
of guy I mean what keeps you hopping
hemorrhoids oh so it your age
hemorrhoids are a problem no they’re a
look Walter what do you think about when
you’re making love staying awake oh look
that guy’s wife just poked them check
out these other great clips from
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