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who would have thought that Jedi ISM
isn’t considered a real religion never
seen anything to make me believe there’s
one all-powerful force controlling
everything welcome to watchmojo.com and
this is the dispatch the show that
brings you the funnies weirds and cools
from across the web will be speaking on
Jedi ISM and the real-life Hunger Games
in Siberia but first let’s head to
Australia he’s right it’s a system we
cannot afford to lose number three
Heisenberg horse whether it’s at the
poker machines slots or racetrack Ozzy’s
sure do love their gambling in fact last
year alone Australians lost an average
of nine hundred and forty-nine dollars
per adult some of the highest losses in
the world kind of Irish before me but
here’s a question you never thought
you’d be asked what do you get when you
combine resources and crystal meth a big
old controversy that’s what good keep
toga such was the case for the
unfortunately named party till dawn a
five year old racehorse recently tested
positive for crystal meth after a racing
Queensland this June horses are stupid
horses agent shit that’s all they do
it’s sadly not the first case like this
either with five racehorses testing
positive for meth in Texas only a few
months ago we just have to solve the
drug crisis in America easy we’ll take
them all yes it could be coincidental
that the horses in question aren’t
hailing for places known for their
methamphetamine abuse but it’s still a
tough pill to swallow incidence I think
Matt number two real-life Hunger Games
[Applause]
if we’ve learned anything from fail
videos and dash cams it’s that Russians
go harder I killed in that is dumb so it
only makes sense that a Russian reality
show would take the survivor Amazing
Race formula that worked so well and
make it a bit spicier with the only
rules of the game being that everything
is allowed fighting alcohol murder rape
smoking anything we can be sure that the
new Siberia based TV show called game to
winter will not disappoint viewers at
this very moment 30 of the world’s
greatest assassins are preparing the
ultimate sporting event however it could
prove problematic for Russian
authorities the survival contest will be
broadcast online twenty-four-seven using
footage from 2000 fixed cameras
chronicling the journey of 30
participants besides potentially costing
you you know your life it also costs
around two hundred thousand dollars to
compete they’ll be expected to hunt and
fish for food to stay alive for nine
months with a communal prize being
shared between any and all survivors and
you can bet the haters will say it’s
fake haters gonna hate and a nurs gonna
eight number one order 66 again the time
has come execute order 66 the charity
commission that grants charitable status
of different organizations in the UK
isn’t really feeling the force these
days the Temple of the Jedi Order in
England and Wales applying for
charitable status but were rejected on
the grounds that Jedi ISM does not
promote moral or ethical improvement
geez what a bunch of Palpatine’s a the
Senate will decide your fate I am Senate
and it’s not as if Jedi ISM doesn’t have
the numbers behind you as 177,000 people
claimed that they were Jedi in the 2011
census I’m a Jedi like my father before
me that means that more people prescribe
to the teachings of the force than
rastafarianism and jainism daniel Jones
the leader of the Church of Jedi ISM
said that he and his fellow Jedi will
continue their charitable work and
believes that the force will still bring
them charitable status within the next
five years Oh your source that’s not how
the force works so do you identify as a
Jedi not yet for your bi-weekly dispatch
of offbeat news stories and top 10 lists
published daily be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com I’m too weak oh good Kimmy
yeah yeah I’m sure I would just like
anybody else from the time came
[Music]
you
who would have thought that Jedi ISM
isn’t considered a real religion never
seen anything to make me believe there’s
one all-powerful force controlling
everything welcome to watchmojo.com and
this is the dispatch the show that
brings you the funnies weirds and cools
from across the web will be speaking on
Jedi ISM and the real-life Hunger Games
in Siberia but first let’s head to
Australia he’s right it’s a system we
cannot afford to lose number three
Heisenberg horse whether it’s at the
poker machines slots or racetrack Ozzy’s
sure do love their gambling in fact last
year alone Australians lost an average
of nine hundred and forty-nine dollars
per adult some of the highest losses in
the world kind of Irish before me but
here’s a question you never thought
you’d be asked what do you get when you
combine resources and crystal meth a big
old controversy that’s what good keep
toga such was the case for the
unfortunately named party till dawn a
five year old racehorse recently tested
positive for crystal meth after a racing
Queensland this June horses are stupid
horses agent shit that’s all they do
it’s sadly not the first case like this
either with five racehorses testing
positive for meth in Texas only a few
months ago we just have to solve the
drug crisis in America easy we’ll take
them all yes it could be coincidental
that the horses in question aren’t
hailing for places known for their
methamphetamine abuse but it’s still a
tough pill to swallow incidence I think
Matt number two real-life Hunger Games
[Applause]
if we’ve learned anything from fail
videos and dash cams it’s that Russians
go harder I killed in that is dumb so it
only makes sense that a Russian reality
show would take the survivor Amazing
Race formula that worked so well and
make it a bit spicier with the only
rules of the game being that everything
is allowed fighting alcohol murder rape
smoking anything we can be sure that the
new Siberia based TV show called game to
winter will not disappoint viewers at
this very moment 30 of the world’s
greatest assassins are preparing the
ultimate sporting event however it could
prove problematic for Russian
authorities the survival contest will be
broadcast online twenty-four-seven using
footage from 2000 fixed cameras
chronicling the journey of 30
participants besides potentially costing
you you know your life it also costs
around two hundred thousand dollars to
compete they’ll be expected to hunt and
fish for food to stay alive for nine
months with a communal prize being
shared between any and all survivors and
you can bet the haters will say it’s
fake haters gonna hate and a nurs gonna
eight number one order 66 again the time
has come execute order 66 the charity
commission that grants charitable status
of different organizations in the UK
isn’t really feeling the force these
days the Temple of the Jedi Order in
England and Wales applying for
charitable status but were rejected on
the grounds that Jedi ISM does not
promote moral or ethical improvement
geez what a bunch of Palpatine’s a the
Senate will decide your fate I am Senate
and it’s not as if Jedi ISM doesn’t have
the numbers behind you as 177,000 people
claimed that they were Jedi in the 2011
census I’m a Jedi like my father before
me that means that more people prescribe
to the teachings of the force than
rastafarianism and jainism daniel Jones
the leader of the Church of Jedi ISM
said that he and his fellow Jedi will
continue their charitable work and
believes that the force will still bring
them charitable status within the next
five years Oh your source that’s not how
the force works so do you identify as a
Jedi not yet for your bi-weekly dispatch
of offbeat news stories and top 10 lists
published daily be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com I’m too weak oh good Kimmy
yeah yeah I’m sure I would just like
anybody else from the time came
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