Interview with Comedian Tom Papa

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a douche bag Veronica watchmojo.com and
today we’re gonna sit down with Tom papa
and find out what he has to say here’s a
lollipop dome but not in your vagina you
don’t see your mom doing that can you
introduce yourself to our viewers I am
the President of the United States do
you do anything else besides running the
country I guess I also double as a
comedian I go into the name of Tom papa
well I inspired you to become a comedian
pretty much the lack of other skills not
wanting a job not really being good at
anything else what can people expect
from your show they can expect to laugh
their asses off I want a real school the
fat lunch lady who can’t figure out
who’s hit her in the head with tater
tots right the principles of Vietnam vet
chain smoking in the parking lot staring
at the Asian kids all weird you take a
lot about family and friends do you have
any relationship advice for us try and
stay alone as long as possible don’t
feel like you have to bring all these
people into your house like get married
and kids and it’s not all it’s cracked
up to be you referred to your wife as a
horny snowman when she was pregnant how
did she feel about being the punchline
to a joke um she’s fine with it if I was
if I was unsuccessful and i was making
jokes like that and no one was laughing
and i wasn’t getting paid she’d probably
have more to say but they bought her a
house so she’s the horny snowman biggest
thing about raising girls it seems is
smelling the whole princess Smith
everything they get it was about being a
princess crowns and jewels and scepters
she’s waiting for a prince they don’t
exist there’s no guy out there with
tights and good manners that’s gonna
come and whisk you away to happy town
and if there is he’s looking for another
guy in tights what do you love most
about your job talking to sexy
interviewers where’d you get the
starfish on your necklace so you come to
the show will you be wearing pants