what did Jeffrey Owens and Le’Veon Bell
have in common other than you know
neither one of them are gonna be
starting week one for your fantasy team
also Nike is named Colin Kapernick their
spokesperson for their just do it
campaign this year also they’ve named
Jay Cutler their spokesperson for their
just don’t campaign when you think about
doing something just don’t also we’ve
got your top ten stories we’ve got your
top ten big board we got your top 10
picks we got your top 10 fantasy names
and we got your top 10 sponsors and
if you want a personalized easy way to
buy tickets on any device with internet
access download the C key gap and use
promo code WT football for $20 off your
first purchase
they’ve got awesome maps and pictures of
where you’re sitting but not of who
you’re sitting next to which is
important but impossible to provide
download the ciggy gap today and use the
promo code WT football for $20 off your
first CD purchase welcome to what the
football I’m your host TJ carpenter and
just like every week we’re going to be
providing you the exact same thing
fantasy news daily fantasy and of course
our celebrity pic segment Adam Jacoby
wits is joining us but first let’s start
with our top ten stories of the week
number 10 Le’Veon Bell has not signed
his franchise tag yet and I’m very
worried his teammates are mad at him the
Steelers fans are mad at him I don’t
know people are talking trades look
don’t look he’s probably not starting
week one at the very least that’s what I
know
Royce Freeman that’s your play just
don’t worry about the fact he doesn’t
have an offensive line or any experience
to speak of just think value that’s what
I keep telling myself number four your
must start Player of the Week in daily
fantasy Philip Rivers he’s going up
against the Kansas City defense without
Eric Berry and that means the Chiefs
secondary is basically just Ron Parker
with a cardboard cutout a Joe Montana
two Chiefs uniform start Phillip Rivers
and number one Nike has decided to name
Colin Kapernick the face of its 30th
annual just do it campaign which means
we get to start a third consecutive NFL
season talking about Colin Kaepernick
and the national anthem
yeah Nike has so far amassed a mere 36
billion dollars in revenue in 2018 and
it’s not even football season on the
other hand the NFL has an impressive
very impressive less than half of that
plus the NFL just signed a 10-year deal
with Nike
their official apparel partner and that
means that every single helmet Jersey
hat overalls those little rubber
thingies the Titans wear in their elbows
all of it it’s all Nike not a single
frame of television will omit the logo
of our future apparel overlords the
entire NFL season
so to recap an institution the NFL
blackballed an individual Colin
Kaepernick for supporting a social cause
on the field then a bigger institution
Nike came in and put the other
institution the NFL in its place
boom and look I don’t need to tell you
why that’s very important to your
fantasy football team all right it’s
time to update you on our 2018 big board
there it is up on the screen our fantasy
big board the board of integrity
it doesn’t change because of the
integrity not much has happened so far
given that no games have been played and
well we’ve already changed the big board
I said no changes
yes I understand see geek ranks every
ticket on a one to ten scale to let you
know whether you’re getting a good deal
or not that’s not the point this is
about integrity we haven’t even played
games yet and already the best running
back isn’t playing Carson Wentz is out
board is a mess it’s just a mess where
did we even get these rankings please
report what you named your fantasy team
is important if you name your team the
Geiss is right you better hope Darius
Geist makes it to the regular season and
if you name your team Hogan’s Heroes
you better be kevin Hogan’s mom here’s
our junior NFL cub reporter Joshua
Briscoe with the top ten overtly sexual
puns you’ve made out of athletes names
for your own personal use hey I’m your
one-stop-shop cocaine dealer slash the
street corner bookie slash guy who
thinks that Eminem got bodied by Machine
Gun Kelly Joshua Briscoe and speaking of
cocaine dealers I am here to give you
what you need shot into your veins it’s
a top ten list we asked you in the
WatchMojo community tab for your
favorite fantasy foot
for the 2018 season and you know I had
to put those babies into a sweet sweet
top ten list here’s the list number 10 –
girlies one cup I include this one only
because it had the most thumbs up and I
believed that somewhere in this universe
democracy deserves some small
recognition as the tenth place finisher
also don’t Google that number nine
inglorious Stafford’s there is nothing
wrong with this one
it fits the formula well-known player
well-known movie also could be the name
for the soon to be seven and nine
Detroit Lions number eight mewho Malone
– this one’s stupendous because it could
have just been my home alone no no no
hadn’t to be my home alone – why is it
because Patrick mahomes is actually
Patrick mahomes the second it’s not
patrick mahomes – it doesn’t make any
sense I don’t want it to make any sense
I love it
home alone – number seven say kwan
broccoli you don’t have to be overly
clever you can just say it out loud does
it pass the say it out loud test say
kwan broccoli yes it does number six for
Netflix and chill this one is excessive
in all the right ways and much like
Leonard fournette himself it almost
makes you forget that you’re probably
relying on a terrible quarterback to win
you games number five
screaming enchiladas I don’t know why I
don’t know if this is if this is a
reference to something I don’t get it I
don’t want to get I don’t need to get it
this is a very very good fantasy
football team name the screaming
enchiladas when I take a break from the
top ten list to give you a list within a
list wolf TK gave us guns and Rosen levy
on a prayer have a Merry Christmas
heart line bling into several other ones
that aren’t as good number four it hurts
when I firt it’s it’s unbelievably
childish and if you say it out loud and
you don’t laugh I’m going to assume
you’re cop number three public for
dedication it’s good number two please
do a video of top ten spongebob episodes
okay Matthew cute things one that’s a
bad fantasy football name and two I
can’t make that video but you and I can
do I can use your answer as a
springboard to my favorite fantasy
football name from the entire WatchMojo
community tab number one are you feeling
it now mr. Krabs
that’s so good are you feeling it now
mr. Krabs that was my favorite it’s not
oh come on England what do you want I
mean we’re basically willing to give you
Jacksonville I mean you could have it
it’s basically just a big Jimmy Buffett
concert no I’m saying
Margaritaville it’s now time for our
daily fantasy panel three questions two
men enter one man leaves victorious
joining us from an undisclosed basement
in Kansas City Missouri it is
financially insolvent Joshua Briscoe and
joining us from what looks like the set
of the pagemaster it is re Temkin
gentlemen thank you very much for
rejoining the panel Josh that shirt
looks like the background from the old
video game cruisin USA re you are so old
that I have no idea what you’re talking
about feel like you should probably just
pivot to picking out burial plots
cruisin USA brings back the memories I
add a Chucky Cheese that was last week
all right gentlemen let’s start off the
panel with the most important question
of the week Colin Kaepernick signs a
deal with Nike and everyone is enraged
will it impact daily fantasy true or
all right well I hope our audience
enjoyed that sneak preview of baskets
for this upcoming episode Josh do you
have anything to say or not say
apparently yeah I’m happy to speak and
first of all I’d like to say how excited
I am that we’re bringing this topic to
YouTube I am sure that the comments
section is going to be really simple
really kind really forgiving to one
another this is gonna go really well and
secondly it does have a huge impact on
daily fantasy I am terrified of starting
any super conservative football players
now I’m afraid they might snip their own
Achilles tendon while they’re trying to
cut the Nike logo off of their sock well
Josh I guess you won’t be drafting Tom
Brady or any of his wide receivers this
season next question running backs are
dropping like flies this preseason some
people aren’t even showing up to work
Ari what do you do about this running
back crisis in daily fantasy football
what do you do about it
you can stop spending your money on them
that’s a start I don’t get what’s so
hard about this we’re blaming the
inadequacies of the positional group
it’s the problem of the group and out of
our own idiocy for continually funneling
money into the group like it’s 2004 and
we’re sewing up our backfield with Sean
Alexander and Rudy Johnson join us in
2018 save your money all right thank you
for the 401k advice Ari what about you
Josh do you have any financially prudent
advice for our audience yeah while Ari
is enrolled in the Clay Travis School of
Economics I’m gonna take the complete
other side on that I think it’s the most
important that’s ever been to be
investing in running backs at the top of
the tier the first tier because then
you’re getting some of the guys that are
actually getting all of the work out of
their backfield those are the ones that
are giving you a return on their
investment you don’t want to be filling
out your roster with mid-level depth
guides at running back get those guys at
receiver even quarterback and tight in
you’ll be so much better off which is
why everyone should draft Royce Freeman
as much as they possibly can this season
all right gentlemen depth charts have
come out a lot
announcements out there that are going
to impact daily fantasy Nathan Peterman
is a starting quarterback for the bills
Nick Foles as a starting quarterback for
the Eagles
what announcement week one on the depth
chart has you guys changing your daily
lineups week one well first of all TJ
congratulations to the Buffalo Bills
they made the playoffs last year for the
first time in 17 seasons and this year
they’re starting with Nathan Peterman as
their quarterback great work guys with
that being said definitely the Ravens
defense against the bills in week one
but I mean quite honestly who is
thinking of starting a guy like Josh
Allen week one what kind of a moron
would think that oh should plug in Josh
Ellen here week one actually I take that
back introduced me to this moron I’d
like to be in his league well I believe
the answer to that question is Hugh
Jackson I think Hugh Jackson is the
answer you’re looking for there Ari Josh
what about you what – announcement week
one on the depth chart has you all in a
tizzy well none of the specifics have
that big of an impact but it does impact
all the guys around them and so for me
the biggest surprise was seeing that
Blake bortles is actually the
Jacksonville Jaguars starting
quarterback again this year
it’s not some giant prank being pulled
by Tom Coughlin so don’t don’t pay any
of his past catchers alright gentlemen
excellent advice is always sage sage
advice from our sage daily fantasy panel
thank you guys very much for joining us
once again Josh is your mom waiting with
juice boxes and orange slices no I
haven’t seen her in years Ari and now
it’s now time for our celebrity pic
segment which to this point has just
consisted of one old bald guy known
around these parts as five points Vince
it’s Adam Jacobo its second week in a
row sir thank you very much for joining
us a second consecutive week here thanks
for having me back I don’t know why but
I’m here so let’s do it
hey you know what I’m not complaining
nobody else is complaining the people
love you Adam they love you and you’re
beautiful bald head let’s go ahead and
get things started remember if you’re
watching at home every week we invite on
a celebrity guest and they pick games
against the spread versus me and if they
get more than me then they get to come
back for a second consecutive week or
have to depending on your perspective
let’s get things started
Falcons at Eagles Eagles are favored by
three and look Nick Foles getting the
start here week one I have a strict no
tree person policy gave me the Falcons
all day long given that Nick Foles is
basically just rout with a neckbeard
Falcons Falcons Falcons yeah I thought
about this one about 25 times and I like
the Falcons in this one and they’ll be
selling really crappy beer this weekend
count on natty ice getting it done to
cover the three Seahawks at Broncos
Broncos – two and a half at home John
Elway cut his own first-round draft pick
that he traded up to get Paxton Lynch so
that he could claimed off of waivers off
of waivers the third hand garbage of
Andy Reed Kevin Hogan and guess what
that was the right decision to make he
just did it in the worst possible way
and that has nothing to do with the game
Adam I just wanted people to know I’ve
got Seattle yeah I’m gonna have to
disagree with you on that one
I like the Broncos to go out and please
the very high faithful and case keenum
doing what Case Keenum does manage his
team
to a three-point cover I like to Bronco
to cover the two-and-a-half Case Keenum
doing what Case Keenum does managing his
team to a three-point cover that is as a
Case Keenum a statement as I have ever
heard in my life Adam next game up
Steelers at Browns Browns were getting
five at home Joe Thomas did not die in
vain all offseason has been culminating
to this moment John Dorsey mr. Magoo’s
his way into success everywhere he goes
I’ve got problems I’ve got the Browns to
beat the Steelers week one I’m gonna
have to go against you with that one I
like Big Ben to start off his last
season in the NFL that triggers Steelers
fans right there with a win and continue
the factory of sadness misery I think
five is easy for the Steelers to cover
they win by at least a touchdown bangles
at Colts Colts – three and a half in
this game and I expect absolutely
nothing productive to come from this
whatsoever although then maybe Andrew
Luck’s body hair continuing to eat him
alive I really hope he gets a chance
this season to finish his review of all
the culverts of Indianapolis before that
happens give me the Colts I’m gonna
disagree with you on this one the march
to an 11 win season and a playoff loss
starts for Marvin Lewis as Cincinnati
Bengals I like them to cover the three
five in this one and also to win all
right yeah sure we’ll see that happen
Marvin Lewis is a sham a sham of himself
and a sham de than that the the idea of
a head coach Titans at dolphins dolphins
+2 in this game and look according to
Wikipedia and I am now reading verbatim
the Miami Dolphins are a professional
American football team based in the
Miami metropolitan area the Dolphins
compete in the National Football League
is a member Club of the league’s
American football East davinci division
and other than that I can’t tell you a
single meaningful thing about the Miami
Dolphins over the last twenty years but
I know even less about the Titans is
that where Paxton Lynch went to college
give me the dolls I will agree with you
on this last one
as Ryan Tannehill stealing’s will not be
hurt as Jason Sanders kicks one through
the uprights in the last minute to cover
those two points as Brock Osweiler who
cheers on his team from the sidelines
counting all the money that Houston gave
him incidentally I think that Brock
Osweiler will be named in Colin
Kaepernick’s suit against the NFL as an
example of a quarterback that should not
have a job all right let’s go ahead and
review review our picks from last week
and it looks like well we picked the
exact same games and got the exact
opposite results of what we did last
week Adam so I just have to say job well
done thank you thank you I appreciate it
all right if Adam beats me he’ll be back
next week which would then be the third
consecutive week that our celebrity pic
segment has been an old bald guy named
Adam Jacoby wits who lives somewhere in
undisclosed location in Virginia that’s
going to do it for us you can make your
picks as well we’ve got ours up on the
screen as a show and we’ll put the cream
of the crop up on top on the screen
every week for you to review this is what the football
have in common other than you know
neither one of them are gonna be
starting week one for your fantasy team
also Nike is named Colin Kapernick their
spokesperson for their just do it
campaign this year also they’ve named
Jay Cutler their spokesperson for their
just don’t campaign when you think about
doing something just don’t also we’ve
got your top ten stories we’ve got your
top ten big board we got your top 10
picks we got your top 10 fantasy names
and we got your top 10 sponsors and
if you want a personalized easy way to
buy tickets on any device with internet
access download the C key gap and use
promo code WT football for $20 off your
first purchase
they’ve got awesome maps and pictures of
where you’re sitting but not of who
you’re sitting next to which is
important but impossible to provide
download the ciggy gap today and use the
promo code WT football for $20 off your
first CD purchase welcome to what the
football I’m your host TJ carpenter and
just like every week we’re going to be
providing you the exact same thing
fantasy news daily fantasy and of course
our celebrity pic segment Adam Jacoby
wits is joining us but first let’s start
with our top ten stories of the week
number 10 Le’Veon Bell has not signed
his franchise tag yet and I’m very
worried his teammates are mad at him the
Steelers fans are mad at him I don’t
know people are talking trades look
don’t look he’s probably not starting
week one at the very least that’s what I
know
Royce Freeman that’s your play just
don’t worry about the fact he doesn’t
have an offensive line or any experience
to speak of just think value that’s what
I keep telling myself number four your
must start Player of the Week in daily
fantasy Philip Rivers he’s going up
against the Kansas City defense without
Eric Berry and that means the Chiefs
secondary is basically just Ron Parker
with a cardboard cutout a Joe Montana
two Chiefs uniform start Phillip Rivers
and number one Nike has decided to name
Colin Kapernick the face of its 30th
annual just do it campaign which means
we get to start a third consecutive NFL
season talking about Colin Kaepernick
and the national anthem
yeah Nike has so far amassed a mere 36
billion dollars in revenue in 2018 and
it’s not even football season on the
other hand the NFL has an impressive
very impressive less than half of that
plus the NFL just signed a 10-year deal
with Nike
their official apparel partner and that
means that every single helmet Jersey
hat overalls those little rubber
thingies the Titans wear in their elbows
all of it it’s all Nike not a single
frame of television will omit the logo
of our future apparel overlords the
entire NFL season
so to recap an institution the NFL
blackballed an individual Colin
Kaepernick for supporting a social cause
on the field then a bigger institution
Nike came in and put the other
institution the NFL in its place
boom and look I don’t need to tell you
why that’s very important to your
fantasy football team all right it’s
time to update you on our 2018 big board
there it is up on the screen our fantasy
big board the board of integrity
it doesn’t change because of the
integrity not much has happened so far
given that no games have been played and
well we’ve already changed the big board
I said no changes
yes I understand see geek ranks every
ticket on a one to ten scale to let you
know whether you’re getting a good deal
or not that’s not the point this is
about integrity we haven’t even played
games yet and already the best running
back isn’t playing Carson Wentz is out
board is a mess it’s just a mess where
did we even get these rankings please
report what you named your fantasy team
is important if you name your team the
Geiss is right you better hope Darius
Geist makes it to the regular season and
if you name your team Hogan’s Heroes
you better be kevin Hogan’s mom here’s
our junior NFL cub reporter Joshua
Briscoe with the top ten overtly sexual
puns you’ve made out of athletes names
for your own personal use hey I’m your
one-stop-shop cocaine dealer slash the
street corner bookie slash guy who
thinks that Eminem got bodied by Machine
Gun Kelly Joshua Briscoe and speaking of
cocaine dealers I am here to give you
what you need shot into your veins it’s
a top ten list we asked you in the
WatchMojo community tab for your
favorite fantasy foot
for the 2018 season and you know I had
to put those babies into a sweet sweet
top ten list here’s the list number 10 –
girlies one cup I include this one only
because it had the most thumbs up and I
believed that somewhere in this universe
democracy deserves some small
recognition as the tenth place finisher
also don’t Google that number nine
inglorious Stafford’s there is nothing
wrong with this one
it fits the formula well-known player
well-known movie also could be the name
for the soon to be seven and nine
Detroit Lions number eight mewho Malone
– this one’s stupendous because it could
have just been my home alone no no no
hadn’t to be my home alone – why is it
because Patrick mahomes is actually
Patrick mahomes the second it’s not
patrick mahomes – it doesn’t make any
sense I don’t want it to make any sense
I love it
home alone – number seven say kwan
broccoli you don’t have to be overly
clever you can just say it out loud does
it pass the say it out loud test say
kwan broccoli yes it does number six for
Netflix and chill this one is excessive
in all the right ways and much like
Leonard fournette himself it almost
makes you forget that you’re probably
relying on a terrible quarterback to win
you games number five
screaming enchiladas I don’t know why I
don’t know if this is if this is a
reference to something I don’t get it I
don’t want to get I don’t need to get it
this is a very very good fantasy
football team name the screaming
enchiladas when I take a break from the
top ten list to give you a list within a
list wolf TK gave us guns and Rosen levy
on a prayer have a Merry Christmas
heart line bling into several other ones
that aren’t as good number four it hurts
when I firt it’s it’s unbelievably
childish and if you say it out loud and
you don’t laugh I’m going to assume
you’re cop number three public for
dedication it’s good number two please
do a video of top ten spongebob episodes
okay Matthew cute things one that’s a
bad fantasy football name and two I
can’t make that video but you and I can
do I can use your answer as a
springboard to my favorite fantasy
football name from the entire WatchMojo
community tab number one are you feeling
it now mr. Krabs
that’s so good are you feeling it now
mr. Krabs that was my favorite it’s not
oh come on England what do you want I
mean we’re basically willing to give you
Jacksonville I mean you could have it
it’s basically just a big Jimmy Buffett
concert no I’m saying
Margaritaville it’s now time for our
daily fantasy panel three questions two
men enter one man leaves victorious
joining us from an undisclosed basement
in Kansas City Missouri it is
financially insolvent Joshua Briscoe and
joining us from what looks like the set
of the pagemaster it is re Temkin
gentlemen thank you very much for
rejoining the panel Josh that shirt
looks like the background from the old
video game cruisin USA re you are so old
that I have no idea what you’re talking
about feel like you should probably just
pivot to picking out burial plots
cruisin USA brings back the memories I
add a Chucky Cheese that was last week
all right gentlemen let’s start off the
panel with the most important question
of the week Colin Kaepernick signs a
deal with Nike and everyone is enraged
will it impact daily fantasy true or
all right well I hope our audience
enjoyed that sneak preview of baskets
for this upcoming episode Josh do you
have anything to say or not say
apparently yeah I’m happy to speak and
first of all I’d like to say how excited
I am that we’re bringing this topic to
YouTube I am sure that the comments
section is going to be really simple
really kind really forgiving to one
another this is gonna go really well and
secondly it does have a huge impact on
daily fantasy I am terrified of starting
any super conservative football players
now I’m afraid they might snip their own
Achilles tendon while they’re trying to
cut the Nike logo off of their sock well
Josh I guess you won’t be drafting Tom
Brady or any of his wide receivers this
season next question running backs are
dropping like flies this preseason some
people aren’t even showing up to work
Ari what do you do about this running
back crisis in daily fantasy football
what do you do about it
you can stop spending your money on them
that’s a start I don’t get what’s so
hard about this we’re blaming the
inadequacies of the positional group
it’s the problem of the group and out of
our own idiocy for continually funneling
money into the group like it’s 2004 and
we’re sewing up our backfield with Sean
Alexander and Rudy Johnson join us in
2018 save your money all right thank you
for the 401k advice Ari what about you
Josh do you have any financially prudent
advice for our audience yeah while Ari
is enrolled in the Clay Travis School of
Economics I’m gonna take the complete
other side on that I think it’s the most
important that’s ever been to be
investing in running backs at the top of
the tier the first tier because then
you’re getting some of the guys that are
actually getting all of the work out of
their backfield those are the ones that
are giving you a return on their
investment you don’t want to be filling
out your roster with mid-level depth
guides at running back get those guys at
receiver even quarterback and tight in
you’ll be so much better off which is
why everyone should draft Royce Freeman
as much as they possibly can this season
all right gentlemen depth charts have
come out a lot
announcements out there that are going
to impact daily fantasy Nathan Peterman
is a starting quarterback for the bills
Nick Foles as a starting quarterback for
the Eagles
what announcement week one on the depth
chart has you guys changing your daily
lineups week one well first of all TJ
congratulations to the Buffalo Bills
they made the playoffs last year for the
first time in 17 seasons and this year
they’re starting with Nathan Peterman as
their quarterback great work guys with
that being said definitely the Ravens
defense against the bills in week one
but I mean quite honestly who is
thinking of starting a guy like Josh
Allen week one what kind of a moron
would think that oh should plug in Josh
Ellen here week one actually I take that
back introduced me to this moron I’d
like to be in his league well I believe
the answer to that question is Hugh
Jackson I think Hugh Jackson is the
answer you’re looking for there Ari Josh
what about you what – announcement week
one on the depth chart has you all in a
tizzy well none of the specifics have
that big of an impact but it does impact
all the guys around them and so for me
the biggest surprise was seeing that
Blake bortles is actually the
Jacksonville Jaguars starting
quarterback again this year
it’s not some giant prank being pulled
by Tom Coughlin so don’t don’t pay any
of his past catchers alright gentlemen
excellent advice is always sage sage
advice from our sage daily fantasy panel
thank you guys very much for joining us
once again Josh is your mom waiting with
juice boxes and orange slices no I
haven’t seen her in years Ari and now
it’s now time for our celebrity pic
segment which to this point has just
consisted of one old bald guy known
around these parts as five points Vince
it’s Adam Jacobo its second week in a
row sir thank you very much for joining
us a second consecutive week here thanks
for having me back I don’t know why but
I’m here so let’s do it
hey you know what I’m not complaining
nobody else is complaining the people
love you Adam they love you and you’re
beautiful bald head let’s go ahead and
get things started remember if you’re
watching at home every week we invite on
a celebrity guest and they pick games
against the spread versus me and if they
get more than me then they get to come
back for a second consecutive week or
have to depending on your perspective
let’s get things started
Falcons at Eagles Eagles are favored by
three and look Nick Foles getting the
start here week one I have a strict no
tree person policy gave me the Falcons
all day long given that Nick Foles is
basically just rout with a neckbeard
Falcons Falcons Falcons yeah I thought
about this one about 25 times and I like
the Falcons in this one and they’ll be
selling really crappy beer this weekend
count on natty ice getting it done to
cover the three Seahawks at Broncos
Broncos – two and a half at home John
Elway cut his own first-round draft pick
that he traded up to get Paxton Lynch so
that he could claimed off of waivers off
of waivers the third hand garbage of
Andy Reed Kevin Hogan and guess what
that was the right decision to make he
just did it in the worst possible way
and that has nothing to do with the game
Adam I just wanted people to know I’ve
got Seattle yeah I’m gonna have to
disagree with you on that one
I like the Broncos to go out and please
the very high faithful and case keenum
doing what Case Keenum does manage his
team
to a three-point cover I like to Bronco
to cover the two-and-a-half Case Keenum
doing what Case Keenum does managing his
team to a three-point cover that is as a
Case Keenum a statement as I have ever
heard in my life Adam next game up
Steelers at Browns Browns were getting
five at home Joe Thomas did not die in
vain all offseason has been culminating
to this moment John Dorsey mr. Magoo’s
his way into success everywhere he goes
I’ve got problems I’ve got the Browns to
beat the Steelers week one I’m gonna
have to go against you with that one I
like Big Ben to start off his last
season in the NFL that triggers Steelers
fans right there with a win and continue
the factory of sadness misery I think
five is easy for the Steelers to cover
they win by at least a touchdown bangles
at Colts Colts – three and a half in
this game and I expect absolutely
nothing productive to come from this
whatsoever although then maybe Andrew
Luck’s body hair continuing to eat him
alive I really hope he gets a chance
this season to finish his review of all
the culverts of Indianapolis before that
happens give me the Colts I’m gonna
disagree with you on this one the march
to an 11 win season and a playoff loss
starts for Marvin Lewis as Cincinnati
Bengals I like them to cover the three
five in this one and also to win all
right yeah sure we’ll see that happen
Marvin Lewis is a sham a sham of himself
and a sham de than that the the idea of
a head coach Titans at dolphins dolphins
+2 in this game and look according to
Wikipedia and I am now reading verbatim
the Miami Dolphins are a professional
American football team based in the
Miami metropolitan area the Dolphins
compete in the National Football League
is a member Club of the league’s
American football East davinci division
and other than that I can’t tell you a
single meaningful thing about the Miami
Dolphins over the last twenty years but
I know even less about the Titans is
that where Paxton Lynch went to college
give me the dolls I will agree with you
on this last one
as Ryan Tannehill stealing’s will not be
hurt as Jason Sanders kicks one through
the uprights in the last minute to cover
those two points as Brock Osweiler who
cheers on his team from the sidelines
counting all the money that Houston gave
him incidentally I think that Brock
Osweiler will be named in Colin
Kaepernick’s suit against the NFL as an
example of a quarterback that should not
have a job all right let’s go ahead and
review review our picks from last week
and it looks like well we picked the
exact same games and got the exact
opposite results of what we did last
week Adam so I just have to say job well
done thank you thank you I appreciate it
all right if Adam beats me he’ll be back
next week which would then be the third
consecutive week that our celebrity pic
segment has been an old bald guy named
Adam Jacoby wits who lives somewhere in
undisclosed location in Virginia that’s
going to do it for us you can make your
picks as well we’ve got ours up on the
screen as a show and we’ll put the cream
of the crop up on top on the screen
every week for you to review this is what the football
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