who are you I’m Peter Griffin I’m the
guy who ruined television and I’m the
guy who’s gonna fix it guys I broke
television now you have to help me fix
it yeah looks like this is one we beat
you two they’re lazy angry stupid
working-class drunks no I’m just an
ordinary blue-collar slob but I know
what I like said TV welcome to
watchmojo.com and in this installment of
vs. we’re pitting Homer Simpson against
Peter Griffin to see which cartoon fatty
reigns supreme
round one personalities
Homer J simpson also known as max power
got it off a hairdryer The pieman
Colonel Homer etc hmm likes rock and
roll Duff Beer and misfortune of others
doughnuts purple dislikes Flanders
what’s with the lead pipe are you gonna
get my noggin a flogging oh yeah work
not having TV and beer no TV and no beer
make home or something something Oh
crazy don’t mind if I do
Springfield USA wouldn’t be the same
without homers work at the local nuclear
plant saying he’s prone to anger is an
understatement and he’s also known for a
slothfulness selfishness and
beer-guzzling but he’s definitely not
all bad everyone is stupid except me
Peter Lowenbrau Griffin senior also
known as fat men likes kiss TV boobies
that turn yawn well it shouldn’t
cuz yet my shag boo the song surfin
bird’ no but a bird bird bird well a
bird is a word dislikes his daughter you
know Meg being captured by evil men
reminds me of another story it’s
distracting um Chris Martin the
Godfather did not care for the Godfather
how can you even say that and like
didn’t like it living and working a
string of odd jobs in Quahog Rhode
Island is devout Irish Catholic Peter
he’s ruder cruder and looter than his
yellow counterpart basically will spend
the day crapping off things that others
have dared us to cramp
off but you can’t deny he’s a Homer
Simpson ripoff and that’s why homie
takes round one winner Homer Simpson
wait a minute are you humoring me yes
okay wait a minute that’s bad
round two families they’ve got hot wives
a son daughter baby and dog but that’s
where the similarities between the
Simpsons and Griffins
and Homer and his high school sweetheart
Marge Bouvier live at 742 Evergreen
Terrace with their kids troublemaking
Bart bookworm II Lisa and baby Maggie
Bart don’t feed your sister Hotel Cherie
mom there’s tons of these things there
dogs Santa’s Little Helper and whichever
cat is alive this week homers mostly a
loving father and husband who will do
anything for his family but sometimes he
takes parenting too far choke on your
candor Peter married up when he weds
Lois Pewterschmidt and now they live at
31 Spooner Street with their idiot son
Chris awkward daughter Meg genius
sociopath baby Stewie and alcoholic
talking dog Brian I’m just a bit testy
stop staring at my tail Peter has had
his moments as a dad and spouse but
mostly he’s a buffoon don’t say retard
Chris we prefer to be called little
people since we actually believe Homer
loves all his kids we’re giving him
round two winner Homer Simpson hi I’m
smart
hi I’m smart I am smart hey damn Archie
I mean Smar Archie round three friends
and enemies alongside Homer at Moe’s
Tavern almost every evening are his
co-workers Lenny and Carl and the
belching Barney Gumble hi this is
Richard Nixon’s enemies list you just
crossed out his name and put yours okay
give me that give me back Bonnie
gumbo Oh considering all his stupid
stunts homer has surprisingly few
enemies it boggles the mind it’s best
not to think about it but his forgetful
boss C Montgomery burns and his faithful
sidekick Waylon Smithers are often on
his case um he’s Homer Simpson’s are one
of your drones from sector 7g excellent
while one-time co-worker Frank Grimes
was definitely not a fan God but homers
religious neighbor is his true nemesis I
can’t let the boy see me with you what
Hey Hey look homeless got one of those
robot cars when it was American robot
cause Peter frequents the drunken clam
with his group of buddies including
horndog Glenn quagmire paraplegic Joe
Swanson and token black eye Cleveland
Brown
you know they got seats for children now
you put them right in your car supposed
to make them safer only problem is you
can’t lean your seat all the way back oh
we’re pretty sure half of Quahog would
hate Griffin if they got to know him but
his most persistent enemy is Ernie the
giant chicken
check it gave me a bed Cooper since
Peters supporting cast checks all the
boxes on the diversity and hilarity
scales will award him this round winner
Peter Griffin how do you respond to that
bubble movie about the movie Howard
Stern’s penis preparatory about going
round for stupidity level smart guys
don’t sell their souls for a donut or
half a mallomar okay they’re both it is
who’s that goat leg Phil oh I like the
cut of his jib uh Prince of Darkness sir
easier 11 o’clock to put it the PC way
Peters illogical and inconsistent
behavior can be traced to his below
average intelligence so as you can see
you are just over the line of mental
retardation don’t you mean just under
the line the day I’m corrected by a
region I’m sorry I’m sorry
just please trust the analysis so while
he thinks he’s Jesus kneel before Christ
doesn’t know what to call people in
wheelchairs what are all these
parallelograms doing here and puts his
manhood in places he shouldn’t at least
his actions are explainable ish on the
other hand
Homer may have been to space but he was
upstaged by a stick hey
that it’s an inanimate carbon rod he
puts his health in jeopardy out of sheer
laziness is pretty oblivious and doesn’t
catch on quickly
hello mr. Thompson I think he’s talking
to you
but we blame homers stupidity on the
fact that he’s been hit on the head too
many times and because of his near
constant exposure to nuclear waste and
all that beer and the Simpson gene um I
shoot birds at the airport and the
crayon in his brain
actually Homer wins cuz he chooses to
remain a moron extended warranty how
could I lose winner
Homer Simpson good fine I’ll never ever
do another stupid thing good night round
five cultural impact from bowling a
perfect game to winning a Grammy
Springfield wouldn’t be the same without
Homer hello MA I’m George Harrison oh my
god oh my god where did you get that
brownie but his real impact is in the
real world he’s one of the most
identifiable TV characters in history
and one of the most iconic
representations of American comedy the
befit by bottom no my bottom big hey his
catchphrase is even in the dictionary
scope sure the show’s gotten lame over
the years but you’ve got to give weight
to its influence change the channel
Marge
by arriving ten years later Peter pushed
the boundaries Homer couldn’t but other
than his subway commercials he’s yet to
pack a pop culture punch as significant
as his bald equal oh that’s just great
Lois thanks to you I missed a moment of
television history
simply put everyone knows that without
Homer there’d be no Peter well Homer I
guess you’re the winner by default
default mo winner Homer Simpson
hey Bo d fuck you where’d you get that
anyway sent away verdict it didn’t
explain anything by a score of four to
one fish bulb takes the prize cuz
nothing beats the original do you agree
with our judgment or do you think Peter
takes the taco be sure to let us know by
subscribing to watchmojo.com
guy who ruined television and I’m the
guy who’s gonna fix it guys I broke
television now you have to help me fix
it yeah looks like this is one we beat
you two they’re lazy angry stupid
working-class drunks no I’m just an
ordinary blue-collar slob but I know
what I like said TV welcome to
watchmojo.com and in this installment of
vs. we’re pitting Homer Simpson against
Peter Griffin to see which cartoon fatty
reigns supreme
round one personalities
Homer J simpson also known as max power
got it off a hairdryer The pieman
Colonel Homer etc hmm likes rock and
roll Duff Beer and misfortune of others
doughnuts purple dislikes Flanders
what’s with the lead pipe are you gonna
get my noggin a flogging oh yeah work
not having TV and beer no TV and no beer
make home or something something Oh
crazy don’t mind if I do
Springfield USA wouldn’t be the same
without homers work at the local nuclear
plant saying he’s prone to anger is an
understatement and he’s also known for a
slothfulness selfishness and
beer-guzzling but he’s definitely not
all bad everyone is stupid except me
Peter Lowenbrau Griffin senior also
known as fat men likes kiss TV boobies
that turn yawn well it shouldn’t
cuz yet my shag boo the song surfin
bird’ no but a bird bird bird well a
bird is a word dislikes his daughter you
know Meg being captured by evil men
reminds me of another story it’s
distracting um Chris Martin the
Godfather did not care for the Godfather
how can you even say that and like
didn’t like it living and working a
string of odd jobs in Quahog Rhode
Island is devout Irish Catholic Peter
he’s ruder cruder and looter than his
yellow counterpart basically will spend
the day crapping off things that others
have dared us to cramp
off but you can’t deny he’s a Homer
Simpson ripoff and that’s why homie
takes round one winner Homer Simpson
wait a minute are you humoring me yes
okay wait a minute that’s bad
round two families they’ve got hot wives
a son daughter baby and dog but that’s
where the similarities between the
Simpsons and Griffins
and Homer and his high school sweetheart
Marge Bouvier live at 742 Evergreen
Terrace with their kids troublemaking
Bart bookworm II Lisa and baby Maggie
Bart don’t feed your sister Hotel Cherie
mom there’s tons of these things there
dogs Santa’s Little Helper and whichever
cat is alive this week homers mostly a
loving father and husband who will do
anything for his family but sometimes he
takes parenting too far choke on your
candor Peter married up when he weds
Lois Pewterschmidt and now they live at
31 Spooner Street with their idiot son
Chris awkward daughter Meg genius
sociopath baby Stewie and alcoholic
talking dog Brian I’m just a bit testy
stop staring at my tail Peter has had
his moments as a dad and spouse but
mostly he’s a buffoon don’t say retard
Chris we prefer to be called little
people since we actually believe Homer
loves all his kids we’re giving him
round two winner Homer Simpson hi I’m
smart
hi I’m smart I am smart hey damn Archie
I mean Smar Archie round three friends
and enemies alongside Homer at Moe’s
Tavern almost every evening are his
co-workers Lenny and Carl and the
belching Barney Gumble hi this is
Richard Nixon’s enemies list you just
crossed out his name and put yours okay
give me that give me back Bonnie
gumbo Oh considering all his stupid
stunts homer has surprisingly few
enemies it boggles the mind it’s best
not to think about it but his forgetful
boss C Montgomery burns and his faithful
sidekick Waylon Smithers are often on
his case um he’s Homer Simpson’s are one
of your drones from sector 7g excellent
while one-time co-worker Frank Grimes
was definitely not a fan God but homers
religious neighbor is his true nemesis I
can’t let the boy see me with you what
Hey Hey look homeless got one of those
robot cars when it was American robot
cause Peter frequents the drunken clam
with his group of buddies including
horndog Glenn quagmire paraplegic Joe
Swanson and token black eye Cleveland
Brown
you know they got seats for children now
you put them right in your car supposed
to make them safer only problem is you
can’t lean your seat all the way back oh
we’re pretty sure half of Quahog would
hate Griffin if they got to know him but
his most persistent enemy is Ernie the
giant chicken
check it gave me a bed Cooper since
Peters supporting cast checks all the
boxes on the diversity and hilarity
scales will award him this round winner
Peter Griffin how do you respond to that
bubble movie about the movie Howard
Stern’s penis preparatory about going
round for stupidity level smart guys
don’t sell their souls for a donut or
half a mallomar okay they’re both it is
who’s that goat leg Phil oh I like the
cut of his jib uh Prince of Darkness sir
easier 11 o’clock to put it the PC way
Peters illogical and inconsistent
behavior can be traced to his below
average intelligence so as you can see
you are just over the line of mental
retardation don’t you mean just under
the line the day I’m corrected by a
region I’m sorry I’m sorry
just please trust the analysis so while
he thinks he’s Jesus kneel before Christ
doesn’t know what to call people in
wheelchairs what are all these
parallelograms doing here and puts his
manhood in places he shouldn’t at least
his actions are explainable ish on the
other hand
Homer may have been to space but he was
upstaged by a stick hey
that it’s an inanimate carbon rod he
puts his health in jeopardy out of sheer
laziness is pretty oblivious and doesn’t
catch on quickly
hello mr. Thompson I think he’s talking
to you
but we blame homers stupidity on the
fact that he’s been hit on the head too
many times and because of his near
constant exposure to nuclear waste and
all that beer and the Simpson gene um I
shoot birds at the airport and the
crayon in his brain
actually Homer wins cuz he chooses to
remain a moron extended warranty how
could I lose winner
Homer Simpson good fine I’ll never ever
do another stupid thing good night round
five cultural impact from bowling a
perfect game to winning a Grammy
Springfield wouldn’t be the same without
Homer hello MA I’m George Harrison oh my
god oh my god where did you get that
brownie but his real impact is in the
real world he’s one of the most
identifiable TV characters in history
and one of the most iconic
representations of American comedy the
befit by bottom no my bottom big hey his
catchphrase is even in the dictionary
scope sure the show’s gotten lame over
the years but you’ve got to give weight
to its influence change the channel
Marge
by arriving ten years later Peter pushed
the boundaries Homer couldn’t but other
than his subway commercials he’s yet to
pack a pop culture punch as significant
as his bald equal oh that’s just great
Lois thanks to you I missed a moment of
television history
simply put everyone knows that without
Homer there’d be no Peter well Homer I
guess you’re the winner by default
default mo winner Homer Simpson
hey Bo d fuck you where’d you get that
anyway sent away verdict it didn’t
explain anything by a score of four to
one fish bulb takes the prize cuz
nothing beats the original do you agree
with our judgment or do you think Peter
takes the taco be sure to let us know by
subscribing to watchmojo.com
Please follow and like us: