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number three chasing the scorpion for
those who like to roll up the cush on
the regular it was the annual smoke weed
today just like you did yesterday and
probably will also do so tomorrow day
aka 4/20 but neither the baseball bat
size joints or smoke-filled gas masks
could hold a candle to what people are
lighting up along the Khyber Pass
scorpions well-known are the opiate
habits of the middle east but an even
deadlier addiction to smoking dead dried
scorpion is making waves in the
northwest of Pakistan in addition to
hallucinations and physical pain over
the 10-hour high users of the arachnid
turn drug will experience long-term
memory loss
sleep and eating disorders and chronic
delusions oh shit I’m still tripping the
drug is consumed largely in secret and
there’s little research on scorpion
addiction but the government may need to
step in soon to stop the roasting of
scorpions and the users brains
number two breakfast bulge The Plough
Hotel in Rainier
New Zealand offers old-world charm
affordable pub fare and modern
hospitality with views of downtown Rangi
Ora one view they’re trying to cut back
on though is the unsightly bumps and
bulges of the human body provided by
lycra and Kove according to hotel owner
Mike Saunders the only kind of sausages
people want to see when eating breakfast
is the ones on their plate cock sausage
it doesn’t say cocks unless I say it
tastes like colors for this reason
Saunders has banned the cycling tours
from their restaurant entirely which bit
of it do you object to pork swords and
most knuckles are probably bring to the
top of the list it’s a bold move
considering his restaurant as a popular
stop for cyclists but as a former
colleague of Saunders explained quote
when cyclists come in they do stink
they are sweaty and it’s unhygenic
sitting on the furniture and the fat of
you naked is just gross some
establishments are calling it ignorant
others wishing Saunders would embrace
bodies of all shapes and sizes when I
see them all running like that with
their things bouncing around in their
shorts I always picture them naked even
if I don’t want to all I see is pork
swords ignorant or no this ban should
help reduce the sightings of the
infamous camel tale he looks like I’m
wearing nothing at all nothing at all
nothing at all stupid sexy Flanders
number one bulldozer Battle Royale
what’s going on in China these days last
week we saw two wedding parties battle
it out with knives and fireworks now two
competing construction companies
channeled their inner Robot Wars as
wheel loaders hurled themselves at each
other on the streets of northern China
just as the competition for construction
contracts in China is fierce so too was
the battle as wheel loader one managed
to get a good position on wheel loader
to shimmy him sideways and dump him on
his side the operator managed to escape
unscathed but the battle raged on for
multiple rounds leaving two dozers
flipped over on the street no details on
arrests or injuries were given due to an
ongoing investigation but hey maybe
these guys could monetize this and make
even more money battling than they could
with their construction salary so biker
ball’s rights am i right no not at all
actually came to the wrong place my
friend wrong plate for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories a top
ten list published every day be sure to
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bulldozer battles just because you don’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
mean they won’t interest you welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the internet’s
weirdest and coolest news stories this
week will be our last episode as we take
a break to improve the dispatch why do
you want to see when we return more
amazing tech stories like this
cool videogames stories like this one or
funny / weird stories like in this
episode voice your opinion and with that
being said let’s get going
number three chasing the scorpion for
those who like to roll up the cush on
the regular it was the annual smoke weed
today just like you did yesterday and
probably will also do so tomorrow day
aka 4/20 but neither the baseball bat
size joints or smoke-filled gas masks
could hold a candle to what people are
lighting up along the Khyber Pass
scorpions well-known are the opiate
habits of the middle east but an even
deadlier addiction to smoking dead dried
scorpion is making waves in the
northwest of Pakistan in addition to
hallucinations and physical pain over
the 10-hour high users of the arachnid
turn drug will experience long-term
memory loss
sleep and eating disorders and chronic
delusions oh shit I’m still tripping the
drug is consumed largely in secret and
there’s little research on scorpion
addiction but the government may need to
step in soon to stop the roasting of
scorpions and the users brains
number two breakfast bulge The Plough
Hotel in Rainier
New Zealand offers old-world charm
affordable pub fare and modern
hospitality with views of downtown Rangi
Ora one view they’re trying to cut back
on though is the unsightly bumps and
bulges of the human body provided by
lycra and Kove according to hotel owner
Mike Saunders the only kind of sausages
people want to see when eating breakfast
is the ones on their plate cock sausage
it doesn’t say cocks unless I say it
tastes like colors for this reason
Saunders has banned the cycling tours
from their restaurant entirely which bit
of it do you object to pork swords and
most knuckles are probably bring to the
top of the list it’s a bold move
considering his restaurant as a popular
stop for cyclists but as a former
colleague of Saunders explained quote
when cyclists come in they do stink
they are sweaty and it’s unhygenic
sitting on the furniture and the fat of
you naked is just gross some
establishments are calling it ignorant
others wishing Saunders would embrace
bodies of all shapes and sizes when I
see them all running like that with
their things bouncing around in their
shorts I always picture them naked even
if I don’t want to all I see is pork
swords ignorant or no this ban should
help reduce the sightings of the
infamous camel tale he looks like I’m
wearing nothing at all nothing at all
nothing at all stupid sexy Flanders
number one bulldozer Battle Royale
what’s going on in China these days last
week we saw two wedding parties battle
it out with knives and fireworks now two
competing construction companies
channeled their inner Robot Wars as
wheel loaders hurled themselves at each
other on the streets of northern China
just as the competition for construction
contracts in China is fierce so too was
the battle as wheel loader one managed
to get a good position on wheel loader
to shimmy him sideways and dump him on
his side the operator managed to escape
unscathed but the battle raged on for
multiple rounds leaving two dozers
flipped over on the street no details on
arrests or injuries were given due to an
ongoing investigation but hey maybe
these guys could monetize this and make
even more money battling than they could
with their construction salary so biker
ball’s rights am i right no not at all
actually came to the wrong place my
friend wrong plate for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories a top
ten list published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
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