High-5 News: The Tsunami

good evening some solemn news to report
now as a tsunami has struck bandera guru
Sri Lanka the city home to over 48,000
was inundated with water after an
earthquake produced large waves off the
coast of Somalia the colossal wave
skirted India before crashing into the
south eastern shore of Sri Lanka tearing
down levees and traveling over two miles
inland Stephen do we hopefully have some
calmer weather to look forward to
locally that’s right we’ll have a ninety
percent chance of boring are you kidding
me this guy’s talking about tsunamis and
earthquakes that friggin wicked and
we’re stuck here with well Arizona we
can look forward to a high of 40 a low
of 40 it’s gonna be like that all summer
folks I want to be talking about Bandera
gedore de or whatever it is it’s friggin
awesome because there’s so much power
wrapped up and that stop that’s why I
got into whether in the first place geez
what cracking whips mother nature is
insane it’s just crazy oh man who come
on that’sthat’s you gotta agree with me
man that is wicked come on give me a
high five get it got ya tsunami lilies
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