Have A Very Jewish Christmas!

another Christmas what to get the kids
say next really got his work cut out oh
I don’t know about that David Santa gift
giving feeling like a burden you don’t
have to carry that cross all alone well
what do you suggest this Christmas give
the gift of Judaism trails to get them
spinning with excitement matzah to keep
them Finn yarmulkes this thing’s our
keeper this is just a baseball hat with
no brim sell circumcision kits so the
boys Olaf it in is that my cigar cutter
maybe this will raise your spirit
Rudovsky the red-nosed rabbi oh how
about this a volley Jewish Christmas
don’t be another boy I don’t know if
they’ll be snow but light the big monoi
rah my kids were really bent on Star
Wars toys how does Sansa Luca jewbacca
and Rabbi the hot action figure sound
well that’s amazing but how do I sign up
matzah to keep them fed you can do some
of that yourself there Santa