one’s a scruffy-looking nerf-herder
who’s scruffy-looking and the other one
belongs in a museum
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be pitting Han Solo against Indiana
Jones to see who’s more beloved the
space cowboy or the swashbuckling
archaeologist just to keep this battle
from going too far down the nerd hole
will be omitting their expanded universe
stories and only be focusing on their
movie portrayals well that’s the real
trick isn’t it round one motivation
let’s begin by taking a look at who
these men are and what they represent
Han Solo is a smuggler with an eye out
for money the other dr. Jones is a
professor who will risk himself in
search for answers and priceless
archaeological finds
sure Hans character motivations shift
when he decides to join up with the
rebels and stop the evil empire but
that’s certainly not what he had
originally intended that’s right yeah
and some old debts I got to pay off at
this time
even if I didn’t you don’t think I’d be
fooling them to stick around here here
when all is said and done
India’s held steadfast to stopping the
corrupt and the evil from using mystical
relics to gain power even since
childhood belong Sakura dancer oldest
grandchildren this should be in a museum
winner
Indiana Jones decision he’s got eight
round two sidekick and love interest
leave me alone
I don’t like fast women and I hate
arrogant men what’s a hero without his
entourage in Indy’s corner his only real
side kick is short round an orphan and
pickpocket that assists dr. Jones by
driving getaway cars and being able to
undo brainwashing he’s had a few love
interests but his main squeeze is surely
the hard drinking Marion Ravenwood a
bartender and nightclub owner meanwhile
Hahn refuses to ride solo tagging along
on his adventures is his huggable
Wookiee companion Chewbacca not just a
skilled pilot and mechanic he’s the
muscle of the pair carrying a bow caster
and mean temper it’s not wise I’m sort
of working but Sir nobody worries about
upsetting a droid it’s coz a droid don’t
pull people’s arms out of their sockets
when they lose
adding to that there’s only ever been
one gallon Hans heart the feisty rebel
princess with the hair buns and blaster
skills hard to top that sorry dr. Jones
but we have to give this one to Hahn
winner han Solo
afraid I was gonna leave without giving
you a goodbye kiss
I can arrange that round three weapons
and fashion sense not only are both of
these heroes the kind of guys that shoot
first but both are fond of their
sidearms hokey religions and ancient
weapons were no match for a good blaster
who said hon sports the dl-44 a
space-age version of the mauser c96 indy
has no single preferred gun and packs
everything from a 45 caliber Smith &
Weston to a Webley what gives
Indy his edge is his bullwhip which also
comes in handy for navigating obstacles
in terms of fashion sense which is key
to their identities it comes down to
solos vest and awesome boots against
Indies rugged leather jacket and Fedora
Wing what’s more practical and badass
we’ve decided to give this point to Indy
it stains in all but we’re sure that
Lando is definitely the one who’s most
disappointed by our decision seeing as
he enjoys to wear Hans clothes when he’s
borrowing his ride winner
Indiana Jones you have chosen wise round
for transportation Indy is a talented
guy he can ride almost anything from
horses to biplanes and mine cars yeah
why don’t you
No do sadly for him that’s nothing
compared to owning the Millennium Falcon
an old whitey 1300 light freighter which
Han won in a game I may not look like
much but she’s got it where it counts
kid heavily modified it has dual quad
cannons and can travel 1.5 times the
speed of light while we applaud
diversity it’s the Millennium Falcon
month winner han Solo and now sometimes
I amaze even myself round five
weaknesses going into the last round
we’re looking for a tiebreaker that
would have to be their ultimate
weaknesses for Han the only thing that
can put him on ice is Carbonite which
transforms him into a truly breathtaking
piece of hipster art yeah we’re not
surprised you don’t have an
intergalactic smuggler on your wall it’s
pretty exclusive
unfortunately for Indy he left cowering
from the mere sight of snakes due to
childhood trauma I hate snakes
Chuck I am simply put Carbonite
technically makes Han more badass
whereas snakes really put a dent in
Indies awesome status snakes why did it
have to be snakes winner han Solo
hey it’s me verdict by a score of three
to two it seems that Han is the one
getting the shiny metal agree with our
judgment or are you infuriated by our
bias towards the spacefaring version of
Harrison Ford I ought to kill you right
now be sure to comment subscribe and
visit us at watchmojo.com you lost today
that doesn’t mean you have to like
who’s scruffy-looking and the other one
belongs in a museum
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be pitting Han Solo against Indiana
Jones to see who’s more beloved the
space cowboy or the swashbuckling
archaeologist just to keep this battle
from going too far down the nerd hole
will be omitting their expanded universe
stories and only be focusing on their
movie portrayals well that’s the real
trick isn’t it round one motivation
let’s begin by taking a look at who
these men are and what they represent
Han Solo is a smuggler with an eye out
for money the other dr. Jones is a
professor who will risk himself in
search for answers and priceless
archaeological finds
sure Hans character motivations shift
when he decides to join up with the
rebels and stop the evil empire but
that’s certainly not what he had
originally intended that’s right yeah
and some old debts I got to pay off at
this time
even if I didn’t you don’t think I’d be
fooling them to stick around here here
when all is said and done
India’s held steadfast to stopping the
corrupt and the evil from using mystical
relics to gain power even since
childhood belong Sakura dancer oldest
grandchildren this should be in a museum
winner
Indiana Jones decision he’s got eight
round two sidekick and love interest
leave me alone
I don’t like fast women and I hate
arrogant men what’s a hero without his
entourage in Indy’s corner his only real
side kick is short round an orphan and
pickpocket that assists dr. Jones by
driving getaway cars and being able to
undo brainwashing he’s had a few love
interests but his main squeeze is surely
the hard drinking Marion Ravenwood a
bartender and nightclub owner meanwhile
Hahn refuses to ride solo tagging along
on his adventures is his huggable
Wookiee companion Chewbacca not just a
skilled pilot and mechanic he’s the
muscle of the pair carrying a bow caster
and mean temper it’s not wise I’m sort
of working but Sir nobody worries about
upsetting a droid it’s coz a droid don’t
pull people’s arms out of their sockets
when they lose
adding to that there’s only ever been
one gallon Hans heart the feisty rebel
princess with the hair buns and blaster
skills hard to top that sorry dr. Jones
but we have to give this one to Hahn
winner han Solo
afraid I was gonna leave without giving
you a goodbye kiss
I can arrange that round three weapons
and fashion sense not only are both of
these heroes the kind of guys that shoot
first but both are fond of their
sidearms hokey religions and ancient
weapons were no match for a good blaster
who said hon sports the dl-44 a
space-age version of the mauser c96 indy
has no single preferred gun and packs
everything from a 45 caliber Smith &
Weston to a Webley what gives
Indy his edge is his bullwhip which also
comes in handy for navigating obstacles
in terms of fashion sense which is key
to their identities it comes down to
solos vest and awesome boots against
Indies rugged leather jacket and Fedora
Wing what’s more practical and badass
we’ve decided to give this point to Indy
it stains in all but we’re sure that
Lando is definitely the one who’s most
disappointed by our decision seeing as
he enjoys to wear Hans clothes when he’s
borrowing his ride winner
Indiana Jones you have chosen wise round
for transportation Indy is a talented
guy he can ride almost anything from
horses to biplanes and mine cars yeah
why don’t you
No do sadly for him that’s nothing
compared to owning the Millennium Falcon
an old whitey 1300 light freighter which
Han won in a game I may not look like
much but she’s got it where it counts
kid heavily modified it has dual quad
cannons and can travel 1.5 times the
speed of light while we applaud
diversity it’s the Millennium Falcon
month winner han Solo and now sometimes
I amaze even myself round five
weaknesses going into the last round
we’re looking for a tiebreaker that
would have to be their ultimate
weaknesses for Han the only thing that
can put him on ice is Carbonite which
transforms him into a truly breathtaking
piece of hipster art yeah we’re not
surprised you don’t have an
intergalactic smuggler on your wall it’s
pretty exclusive
unfortunately for Indy he left cowering
from the mere sight of snakes due to
childhood trauma I hate snakes
Chuck I am simply put Carbonite
technically makes Han more badass
whereas snakes really put a dent in
Indies awesome status snakes why did it
have to be snakes winner han Solo
hey it’s me verdict by a score of three
to two it seems that Han is the one
getting the shiny metal agree with our
judgment or are you infuriated by our
bias towards the spacefaring version of
Harrison Ford I ought to kill you right
now be sure to comment subscribe and
visit us at watchmojo.com you lost today
that doesn’t mean you have to like
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