this band is best known for their
raunchy lyrics graphic stage
performances and did I mention they’re
from another planet yeah it is a word
that means nothing and everything and
just be merely saying word Wow
you can relieve all kinds of things like
let’s say difficult tubes
gwah can be very helpful hi i’m veronica
watchmojo.com and today were chatting
with odorous youngest the lead singer of
guar
where’s mingle really nice teeth really
mm-hmm
I’ve been eating Cheetos all day
now guarda main goal has been to destroy
the human race how is that coming along
well you know we keep beating beautiful
young women like yourself but we decide
that they must be spared oh pretty slow
you know it seems like the humans if
there’s one thing they enjoy more than
self-destruction it’s having sex with
each other and making little new humans
so I added added the fact that we only
work with medieval weapons you know we
could start using machine guns or
neutron bombs look what is the fun in
that
you’re ready to take it slowly you have
an old-fashioned kind of guys at least
as far as it comes to my cereal
mass-murdering
how old are you now it’s 47 billion
years old it’s quite a quite a walk
around the bargain so I’m to the point
now when I’m having sex with these young
women and I realize they’re like 1 8
billion my age I could not only be your
father I could be time itself and you
still would just be a little trilobite
squirming around on the ground but then
I have sex with them anyway and it feels
good
speaking of girls do you ever just
consider giving up your goal and just
settling down with a nice female alien
yeah it’s just been a very much’
temptation especially since this band is
pretty much raised the bar on sexuality
I mean well a lot of people don’t
realize they think we’re a metal band
they we sound like a metal band but be
more we feel like we have a lot more in
common with the boy bands you know boys
can man and what are some other great
ones new kids on the block
fans that you are very attractive and
also do synchronized dance moves and you
can see how this aspect of our career
has failed completely but nevertheless
we’re gonna get out there and try again
tonight even though it will sound
nothing like that so you guys gonna have
a dance number tonight we will we will
say that there is one but then there
will not be it will just be able to be
confusing and hateful and someone will
be to blame not me
now out of all the band members who
would you say gets the most ladies I
would have to say ball sack is the real
ladies man something about that trap
face the boyish good looks maybe it’s
the way that you can see your own face
reflected in his jaws as he bites off
your vagina I don’t know what it is but
he’s got it thank you very much coming
in yeah she’s a sweet too bad you’ll be
dead
raunchy lyrics graphic stage
performances and did I mention they’re
from another planet yeah it is a word
that means nothing and everything and
just be merely saying word Wow
you can relieve all kinds of things like
let’s say difficult tubes
gwah can be very helpful hi i’m veronica
watchmojo.com and today were chatting
with odorous youngest the lead singer of
guar
where’s mingle really nice teeth really
mm-hmm
I’ve been eating Cheetos all day
now guarda main goal has been to destroy
the human race how is that coming along
well you know we keep beating beautiful
young women like yourself but we decide
that they must be spared oh pretty slow
you know it seems like the humans if
there’s one thing they enjoy more than
self-destruction it’s having sex with
each other and making little new humans
so I added added the fact that we only
work with medieval weapons you know we
could start using machine guns or
neutron bombs look what is the fun in
that
you’re ready to take it slowly you have
an old-fashioned kind of guys at least
as far as it comes to my cereal
mass-murdering
how old are you now it’s 47 billion
years old it’s quite a quite a walk
around the bargain so I’m to the point
now when I’m having sex with these young
women and I realize they’re like 1 8
billion my age I could not only be your
father I could be time itself and you
still would just be a little trilobite
squirming around on the ground but then
I have sex with them anyway and it feels
good
speaking of girls do you ever just
consider giving up your goal and just
settling down with a nice female alien
yeah it’s just been a very much’
temptation especially since this band is
pretty much raised the bar on sexuality
I mean well a lot of people don’t
realize they think we’re a metal band
they we sound like a metal band but be
more we feel like we have a lot more in
common with the boy bands you know boys
can man and what are some other great
ones new kids on the block
fans that you are very attractive and
also do synchronized dance moves and you
can see how this aspect of our career
has failed completely but nevertheless
we’re gonna get out there and try again
tonight even though it will sound
nothing like that so you guys gonna have
a dance number tonight we will we will
say that there is one but then there
will not be it will just be able to be
confusing and hateful and someone will
be to blame not me
now out of all the band members who
would you say gets the most ladies I
would have to say ball sack is the real
ladies man something about that trap
face the boyish good looks maybe it’s
the way that you can see your own face
reflected in his jaws as he bites off
your vagina I don’t know what it is but
he’s got it thank you very much coming
in yeah she’s a sweet too bad you’ll be
dead
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