bacon and entering valuable selfies and
ganja leveraging Girl Scouts just
because you don’t need to know about
these stories doesn’t mean they won’t
interest you coucher altima welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the Internet’s
weirdest and coolest stories this week
we’re looking at highly Instagram abul
banking highly unacceptable breakfast
behavior and a whole lot of girl scout
cookies that were definitely consumed
while hi are you the cookie buyer yeah
yeah no why number 3 selfie security but
first let me take a selfie want to move
some money around pics or it didn’t
happen bro pics or it didn’t happen we
Millennials may be no good at using fax
machines maps or VHS players but if
there’s one thing this current
generation is extremely gifted at it’s
taking selfies
well it seems that now thanks to
MasterCard all that practice could
really pay off in an effort to increase
online transaction security the credit
card firm has begun using biometric
checks in the form of photos and
fingerprints as an alternative to
entering passwords when verifying client
ID and the transaction and general Kent
and you’re done testing in the US and
Netherlands came back with
overwhelmingly positive results with
eighty-three percent of users reporting
the software is more secure than
passwords and ninety-two percent of test
subjects preferring the new system which
will soon be rolling out in the US UK
Canada and the EU after which time the
MasterCard team will definitely have to
work out all those glitches caused by
instances of duck face this machine
could call me an asshole number two
bacon egg beatdown one minute they’re
having a Denver omelet next minutes
almost looking a gun in her face the
argument for gun control was made even
stronger this week when a Hamilton
Ontario teen was charged with assault
with a delicious weapon after he
attacked a man with a breakfast of bacon
and eggs police in the area said the 19
year old man became agitated with
another man at his table and things did
not go over easy he bondsmen yeah he
picked up his breakfast in his hands and
struck the other man with a sunny side
uppercut to the face
according to constable Steve Welton they
aren’t yoking around with the charges as
he was quoted in saying the weapon was
in fact food and the intent was to cause
injury or harm media festivals luckily
for law enforcement the accused was not
too runny and was arrested at the scene
you’d better run egg he came for the
Benedict’s he left as a convict well not
yet he’s due to appear in court but come
on more egg puns eggs eggs eggs bum bum
eggs eggs eggs eggs oh my god bomb bomb
number one girl scout targets potheads
you guys want some cookies bake it and
they will come the potheads that is such
is the mentality of one young girl scout
in Portland Oregon this week she set up
her table outside the foster buds
marijuana dispensary and within minutes
she had several customers eager to get
their munchies on I had to eat troop 257
cookies from my own break room well
exceeding her goal of 35 boxes sold in
one day her noble hope is to raise
enough money for a summer trip to horse
camp this horse is a diabetic meanwhile
the Girl Scouts organization said that
while they don’t condone the strategy
it’s not technically against their rules
you girls in your knives this is the
kind of savvy business sense you want to
see in our youth I’m really rich I’ll
share that no Center after all courage
is one of the core tenets of the Girl
Scout organization and nothing says
bravery more than showing up in front of
a weed shop with a box full of munchies
all this talk makes me want to go eat
somewhere and take a couple of useless
food pictures but anyway for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat new stories and tons
of other great content published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
ok
ganja leveraging Girl Scouts just
because you don’t need to know about
these stories doesn’t mean they won’t
interest you coucher altima welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the Internet’s
weirdest and coolest stories this week
we’re looking at highly Instagram abul
banking highly unacceptable breakfast
behavior and a whole lot of girl scout
cookies that were definitely consumed
while hi are you the cookie buyer yeah
yeah no why number 3 selfie security but
first let me take a selfie want to move
some money around pics or it didn’t
happen bro pics or it didn’t happen we
Millennials may be no good at using fax
machines maps or VHS players but if
there’s one thing this current
generation is extremely gifted at it’s
taking selfies
well it seems that now thanks to
MasterCard all that practice could
really pay off in an effort to increase
online transaction security the credit
card firm has begun using biometric
checks in the form of photos and
fingerprints as an alternative to
entering passwords when verifying client
ID and the transaction and general Kent
and you’re done testing in the US and
Netherlands came back with
overwhelmingly positive results with
eighty-three percent of users reporting
the software is more secure than
passwords and ninety-two percent of test
subjects preferring the new system which
will soon be rolling out in the US UK
Canada and the EU after which time the
MasterCard team will definitely have to
work out all those glitches caused by
instances of duck face this machine
could call me an asshole number two
bacon egg beatdown one minute they’re
having a Denver omelet next minutes
almost looking a gun in her face the
argument for gun control was made even
stronger this week when a Hamilton
Ontario teen was charged with assault
with a delicious weapon after he
attacked a man with a breakfast of bacon
and eggs police in the area said the 19
year old man became agitated with
another man at his table and things did
not go over easy he bondsmen yeah he
picked up his breakfast in his hands and
struck the other man with a sunny side
uppercut to the face
according to constable Steve Welton they
aren’t yoking around with the charges as
he was quoted in saying the weapon was
in fact food and the intent was to cause
injury or harm media festivals luckily
for law enforcement the accused was not
too runny and was arrested at the scene
you’d better run egg he came for the
Benedict’s he left as a convict well not
yet he’s due to appear in court but come
on more egg puns eggs eggs eggs bum bum
eggs eggs eggs eggs oh my god bomb bomb
number one girl scout targets potheads
you guys want some cookies bake it and
they will come the potheads that is such
is the mentality of one young girl scout
in Portland Oregon this week she set up
her table outside the foster buds
marijuana dispensary and within minutes
she had several customers eager to get
their munchies on I had to eat troop 257
cookies from my own break room well
exceeding her goal of 35 boxes sold in
one day her noble hope is to raise
enough money for a summer trip to horse
camp this horse is a diabetic meanwhile
the Girl Scouts organization said that
while they don’t condone the strategy
it’s not technically against their rules
you girls in your knives this is the
kind of savvy business sense you want to
see in our youth I’m really rich I’ll
share that no Center after all courage
is one of the core tenets of the Girl
Scout organization and nothing says
bravery more than showing up in front of
a weed shop with a box full of munchies
all this talk makes me want to go eat
somewhere and take a couple of useless
food pictures but anyway for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat new stories and tons
of other great content published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
ok
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