and simulators weed revolutionaries and
prehistoric erections it sounds
unpleasant and it is just because you
don’t need to know about these stories
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
jail dude shit I’m boiling some eggs
over here grilling John a time to hang
out welcome to watchmojo.com and this is
the dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at
failed ant simulators insertable weed
products and ye olde boners oh yeah so
let’s go moto number three cash for
grass business for the business yeah you
got my number between the Apple watch
drones hoverboards and Tesla’s there was
no shortage of things to drop big money
on in 2015 but for the first time
Americans are shelling out cash for
something that didn’t appear in Consumer
Reports annual roundup weed eat his type
weed is tight legal in california
colorado and washington state marijuana
sales in 2015 were estimated a whopping
5.4 billion with Abby dollars according
to euromonitor the revenue even beats
the 4.9 billion spent on Doritos Cheetos
and funyuns combined the data does not
factor in Mountain Dew pizza bites and
entire rolls of Pillsbury cookie dough
however part of the spending is
attributed to the vast array of wheat
products out there weed candy weed
cookies weed spray and weed vaginal
suppositories now here at the dispatch
we don’t shy away from the health
benefits of invasive devices the small
pink device can be inserted into the
vagina and plays music via an app so we
present to you the Fauria vaginal
suppository if you like getting high in
haight period cramps this brand new
cannabis fill capsule is perfect for you
seriously what’s next give me this much
trouble my image on number two ant
simulator please accept this gift from
us bugs
the year nineteen ninety-eight gives a
great insight into the deep world of
bugs a bug’s life and ants were both
colorful displays of their micro worlds
but it left everyone wanting more you’re
absolutely right that’s where game
programmer Eric Tara shinsky came in
we’re given an objective that says grow
your colony’s population to ten ants
before 15 days pass using Kickstarter to
raise four thousand five hundred dollars
Terrence keys revolutionary video game
concept and simulator was well on its
way so when the new surface this week
that his business partners had spent
both the Kickstarter donation money and
private investor funding on booze and
strippers Tara Shinsky was beyond
disappointed quote I trusted them and
they had been my friends for 11 years
that means that resigning and therefore
canceling the development of ant
simulator is the only option available
to me right now okay I thought we were
friends and then you go run away from me
combined with the disappointment of no
longer being able to offer a full
featured game showcasing the inner
workings and management of a colony from
the ants perspective Tara shinsky is
quote very pissed off we don’t want to
cut any corners and we want to cross
that finish line going at full speed we
would be to goat simulator is so passe
now sick of goat fighting weight one of
you guys get in there number one phallic
is prehistoric asst I got a boner good
this week saw the age-old question that
nobody has ever asked finally get
answered what does the penis of a hella
fiercest grimaldi look like yes people
we found a prehistoric erection yes
could shape to Ron closet the American
Museum of Natural History claims that it
must have been in an amorous state to
have it out like this poor specimen as
if getting caught like this in public
isn’t bad enough this cousin of today’s
daddy long legs had his physical
representation of his excited state
fossilized for 99 million years I just
don’t want I just want to have an
erection any harm apparently the little
guys member is more than half his body
length what I Rex maybe this helped with
their love life and explains the
longevity of these little
ivers having existed on earth for over
400 million years now whatever this
means for science if anything someone
get John Hammond on the phone tell him
we have a great daddy long leg specimen
preserved for him to hand off to dr.
Henry Wu to do his thing we control
their chromosomes it’s really not that
difficult but then again I guess people
really aren’t interested in prehistoric
daddy long legs
so what prehistoric animal do you want
to see recreated no I’m simply saying
that life uh finds away if you want to
suggest a story or get some insider info
on watchmojo get involved by following
us at the dispatch WM and for your
weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories
and top 10 lists published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
you
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prehistoric erections it sounds
unpleasant and it is just because you
don’t need to know about these stories
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
jail dude shit I’m boiling some eggs
over here grilling John a time to hang
out welcome to watchmojo.com and this is
the dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at
failed ant simulators insertable weed
products and ye olde boners oh yeah so
let’s go moto number three cash for
grass business for the business yeah you
got my number between the Apple watch
drones hoverboards and Tesla’s there was
no shortage of things to drop big money
on in 2015 but for the first time
Americans are shelling out cash for
something that didn’t appear in Consumer
Reports annual roundup weed eat his type
weed is tight legal in california
colorado and washington state marijuana
sales in 2015 were estimated a whopping
5.4 billion with Abby dollars according
to euromonitor the revenue even beats
the 4.9 billion spent on Doritos Cheetos
and funyuns combined the data does not
factor in Mountain Dew pizza bites and
entire rolls of Pillsbury cookie dough
however part of the spending is
attributed to the vast array of wheat
products out there weed candy weed
cookies weed spray and weed vaginal
suppositories now here at the dispatch
we don’t shy away from the health
benefits of invasive devices the small
pink device can be inserted into the
vagina and plays music via an app so we
present to you the Fauria vaginal
suppository if you like getting high in
haight period cramps this brand new
cannabis fill capsule is perfect for you
seriously what’s next give me this much
trouble my image on number two ant
simulator please accept this gift from
us bugs
the year nineteen ninety-eight gives a
great insight into the deep world of
bugs a bug’s life and ants were both
colorful displays of their micro worlds
but it left everyone wanting more you’re
absolutely right that’s where game
programmer Eric Tara shinsky came in
we’re given an objective that says grow
your colony’s population to ten ants
before 15 days pass using Kickstarter to
raise four thousand five hundred dollars
Terrence keys revolutionary video game
concept and simulator was well on its
way so when the new surface this week
that his business partners had spent
both the Kickstarter donation money and
private investor funding on booze and
strippers Tara Shinsky was beyond
disappointed quote I trusted them and
they had been my friends for 11 years
that means that resigning and therefore
canceling the development of ant
simulator is the only option available
to me right now okay I thought we were
friends and then you go run away from me
combined with the disappointment of no
longer being able to offer a full
featured game showcasing the inner
workings and management of a colony from
the ants perspective Tara shinsky is
quote very pissed off we don’t want to
cut any corners and we want to cross
that finish line going at full speed we
would be to goat simulator is so passe
now sick of goat fighting weight one of
you guys get in there number one phallic
is prehistoric asst I got a boner good
this week saw the age-old question that
nobody has ever asked finally get
answered what does the penis of a hella
fiercest grimaldi look like yes people
we found a prehistoric erection yes
could shape to Ron closet the American
Museum of Natural History claims that it
must have been in an amorous state to
have it out like this poor specimen as
if getting caught like this in public
isn’t bad enough this cousin of today’s
daddy long legs had his physical
representation of his excited state
fossilized for 99 million years I just
don’t want I just want to have an
erection any harm apparently the little
guys member is more than half his body
length what I Rex maybe this helped with
their love life and explains the
longevity of these little
ivers having existed on earth for over
400 million years now whatever this
means for science if anything someone
get John Hammond on the phone tell him
we have a great daddy long leg specimen
preserved for him to hand off to dr.
Henry Wu to do his thing we control
their chromosomes it’s really not that
difficult but then again I guess people
really aren’t interested in prehistoric
daddy long legs
so what prehistoric animal do you want
to see recreated no I’m simply saying
that life uh finds away if you want to
suggest a story or get some insider info
on watchmojo get involved by following
us at the dispatch WM and for your
weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories
and top 10 lists published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
you
[Music]
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