Father of Fear and Loathing

forgive me Father for I have sinned I
was paid a large amount of money to kill
oh yeah maybe you can help me Father
McKinney always parts in my parking
space well let’s not really mine but
it’s kind of assumed you know anyway how
much would you charge for like a one-off
job I don’t know we used to be more
intimate but now she treats me like a
goddamn pervert I got one me and Rabbi
Schultz red convertible Mustang 200
miles an hour in Las Vegas what does
that have to do with hookers she was
that in the trunk do you know that
smells like I don’t know you know maybe
it’s wrong for me to be selling a green
sting even though it’s just weird you
know I stand on a corner of franklin
every morning and Franklin Franklin and
fifth near the school yes thank you tho
tho a man through p father I was in the
honey boy last night hello hello is
there anybody there hello father I’ve
never been a one-man woman I thought all
of that would change once I got engaged
but I needed that constant excitement
would you like some wine really well
for your father I guess I could whack
somebody for real a cheaper I hope you
have a big trunk that sounds dangerous I
actually drive better when I’m drunk we
don’t all have the luxury of sleeping it
off Surma starts freaking 9am every
school day morning at a corner of
franklin unfit that’s my blog no wonder
Timmy sails up and down love you with
God me Nadia you been forgiven is there
anybody there please hmm i guess i do
like men in uniform why do you ask
perhaps you can check if I’m wearing
wine correctly only you were 10 years
younger