drew brees dismantle the Redskins on
Monday Night Football with Mike
Ehrmantraut like precision and in doing
so broke Peyton Manning’s all-time
passing yards record which means we got
to watch Peyton cut tomatoes on film
which is actually its own category on
pornhub now Hugh Jackson forgot how
overtime works and didn’t realize the
Browns actually won a game which is
understandable that is not a situation
he has found himself in very often as a
head coach we’re all rooting for you
Cleveland even if you keep giving us
reasons to think you’re not sure how
football works after being blown out by
the Jets and giving up billion yards to
Isaiah Crowell head coach of the Broncos
bench Joseph opened up the locker room
the suggestions on how they would you
know not do that to the Jets or Isaiah
Crowell and I’m guessing that if a keep
to leave we’re still on the team Talib
reaches in grab the goat chain yeah
[Music]
welcome to what the football I’m you’re
very happy to not be an Oakland Raiders
fan host TJ carpenter although I will
say much like John Gurdon I to run like
a character in Knights of the Old
Republic of course we are brought to you
by SeatGeek use the promo code WT
football to get $20 off your first
SeatGeek purchase the extra $20 you save
will numb the pain of watching your team
fall flat on their face in the
postseason against the Brewers nothing
says we’re not supposed to be here like
getting mowed down by six pitchers
you’ve never heard of sikhi we numb the
pain with discounts don’t forget to
check out Josh’s top 10 video as well I
believe this week is telling you all of
the videogame characters that already
played for the Kansas City Chiefs but
right now it’s time for the top 10
stories of the week number 10 Andrew
Luck and his band of Civil War
reenactors got absolutely obliterated by
the Patriots on Thursday Night Football
and listening to Andrew Luck after the
game he was pretty pissed good I mean
they beat us fair and square I mean the
hit up I was a better team today and
once again responsible for destroying
beautiful things is Bill Belichick
although Tom Brady was responsible for
throwing his 500th touchdown pass
seventy six of those touchdown passes
have gone to Rob Gronkowski who is just
overflowing with compliments and word
salad photography he’s a he’s a CC man
out there at the quarterback position as
you lose a specie man out there at the
quarterback position he’s not he’s a
specie man out there at the quarterback
all right that’s gonna get really
annoying when the Patriots are in the
Super Bowl number nine
Patrick mahomes sounds like a creole
shrimp boat captain since I was my 7th
grade so but it’s something that I’ve
kind of embraced I wonder what a
conversation between Patrick mahomes and
the strength and conditioning coach for
alright okay how about this give me Pat
mahomes strength and conditioning coach
for the Louisiana mud dogs and
Muppet song all right
okay uh-huh let’s go one more how about
this
give me Pat mahomes Louisiana mud dogs
coach the Muppet song and a torture on
postgame press conference I’m glad I’m
glad we did that
I’m glad that you and I could share that
number eight
Alex Panos owner of the Chargers died at
the age of 95 this week and I just want
to make one thing abundantly clear that
he is not the Spanos who over to entire
city and moved the team to LA no that
would be his catcher’s mitt of a son
Dean Spanos
and this week will likely mark the last
time anybody feels sorry for the
Chargers organization so I would just
like to say rest in peace Alex and I’m
sorry that this is the unfortunate
legacy your son has left you with it’s a
little late but welcome to fatherhood
number seven the Atlanta Falcons got
such a beating on Sunday that Matt Ryan
literally turned into Matt Schaub don’t
believe me look that’s my job
do you realize how badly beaten you f to
be to see Matt Schaub in a game I just
put it this way last time we saw Matt
job there were reporters doing calculus
up in the press box to try to describe
and explain how many pick six is that
mana thrown number six head coach of the
Giants Pat Shermer let us know that he
was a big strong boy this week in
responding to the criticisms of the
Giants made by his own receiver Odell
Beckham jr. for now I would say this a
heart so energy is what we bring with me
before the game all of it it counts look
I just have one question what what the
hell is little Wayne doing they’re just
sitting next to Odell Beckham is this
one of those unreasonable interview
demands that athletes will sometimes
give you all right I want four grand in
a duffel bag I also want surf and turf
catering and let’s throw in Lil Wayne I
want Lil Wayne sitting next to me the
whole time otherwise not gonna do it by
the way that is a spot-on Oh Dale
Beckham junior impersonation number five
the Broncos gave up five hundred yards
to Bilal Powell Isaiah Crowell and
Robbie Anderson is that right am i
reading i’m really by the way Derek
Wolfe put it very eloquently describing
the whole affair as total book we tired
of talking about strong words strong
words from a strong man of course those
words carry a lot of weight especially
given the fact that saying it to ears
look I agree Derek the only problem is
everything everything’s the problem
right now with the Broncos look the
Broncos play the Rams on Sunday and by
the principle of transitive properties
if Bilal Powell robbing Anderson and
Isiah Crowell used you as their own
personal treadmill then the final score
of this game is gonna stretch space and
time you’ll be able to represent the
final score of this game on an infinite
curve that’s right I just made an
infinite curve joke see that right there
black Bowl Broncos no-fly zone this is
really more like some Southwest Airlines
bags fly free you are now free to move
about the country bull number three
Buffalo beat Tennessee on Sunday I don’t
have a joke for that score was 13 to 12
that joke kind of writes itself
oh wait actually you know what I do have
a joke for that Buffalo beat Tennessee
and no one gives a bowl houston beat
Dallas on Sunday in overtime of course
the Texans play exclusively in
overtime games now in fact I think that
by rule texan’s games should only last
ten minutes now no need to waste
everyone’s time just make the general
assumptions you can make about any
Houston Texans game DeAndre Hopkins was
underutilized JJ Watt scowled a lot and
Shawn Watson probably bobbled a handoff
oh and Bill O’Brien made everybody in
the stadium and those watching on
television respect him a lot less heck
let’s just send this whole Texan season
get that five five and six sterling
record in the books look Bill O’Brien
saw Jeff Fisher’s eight and eight
reputation said child’s play watch this
nothing wrong wanna look we’re five
weeks in the NFL season now and things
are starting to shape up we got two
teams the Rams and the Chiefs were five
and O because defense is really more of
a suggestion than it is a phase in the
game now the Patriots have put the AFC
East back into their GIMP cage for
another season and the rest of the
league is just a bunch of two and three
teams who have coaches and quarterbacks
their fans resent looking at you Matt
Stafford
look if you see that the playoffs today
it would be Patriots Chiefs Rams Saints
and then the rest eight shrug emojis I’m
so glad the league has created this
culture of parody and optional defense
thanks a lot guys don’t forget to check
out our other videos here on WatchMojo
we put out three a week now we’ve got
our panel section which is coming out on
Friday
Josh’s top 10 list from the community
tab which comes out on Thursday and then
our top 10 stories of the week on
Wednesday make sure you subscribe to the
watch phantom YouTube channel as well I’ll see you around the internet escape
Monday Night Football with Mike
Ehrmantraut like precision and in doing
so broke Peyton Manning’s all-time
passing yards record which means we got
to watch Peyton cut tomatoes on film
which is actually its own category on
pornhub now Hugh Jackson forgot how
overtime works and didn’t realize the
Browns actually won a game which is
understandable that is not a situation
he has found himself in very often as a
head coach we’re all rooting for you
Cleveland even if you keep giving us
reasons to think you’re not sure how
football works after being blown out by
the Jets and giving up billion yards to
Isaiah Crowell head coach of the Broncos
bench Joseph opened up the locker room
the suggestions on how they would you
know not do that to the Jets or Isaiah
Crowell and I’m guessing that if a keep
to leave we’re still on the team Talib
reaches in grab the goat chain yeah
[Music]
welcome to what the football I’m you’re
very happy to not be an Oakland Raiders
fan host TJ carpenter although I will
say much like John Gurdon I to run like
a character in Knights of the Old
Republic of course we are brought to you
by SeatGeek use the promo code WT
football to get $20 off your first
SeatGeek purchase the extra $20 you save
will numb the pain of watching your team
fall flat on their face in the
postseason against the Brewers nothing
says we’re not supposed to be here like
getting mowed down by six pitchers
you’ve never heard of sikhi we numb the
pain with discounts don’t forget to
check out Josh’s top 10 video as well I
believe this week is telling you all of
the videogame characters that already
played for the Kansas City Chiefs but
right now it’s time for the top 10
stories of the week number 10 Andrew
Luck and his band of Civil War
reenactors got absolutely obliterated by
the Patriots on Thursday Night Football
and listening to Andrew Luck after the
game he was pretty pissed good I mean
they beat us fair and square I mean the
hit up I was a better team today and
once again responsible for destroying
beautiful things is Bill Belichick
although Tom Brady was responsible for
throwing his 500th touchdown pass
seventy six of those touchdown passes
have gone to Rob Gronkowski who is just
overflowing with compliments and word
salad photography he’s a he’s a CC man
out there at the quarterback position as
you lose a specie man out there at the
quarterback position he’s not he’s a
specie man out there at the quarterback
all right that’s gonna get really
annoying when the Patriots are in the
Super Bowl number nine
Patrick mahomes sounds like a creole
shrimp boat captain since I was my 7th
grade so but it’s something that I’ve
kind of embraced I wonder what a
conversation between Patrick mahomes and
the strength and conditioning coach for
alright okay how about this give me Pat
mahomes strength and conditioning coach
for the Louisiana mud dogs and
Muppet song all right
okay uh-huh let’s go one more how about
this
give me Pat mahomes Louisiana mud dogs
coach the Muppet song and a torture on
postgame press conference I’m glad I’m
glad we did that
I’m glad that you and I could share that
number eight
Alex Panos owner of the Chargers died at
the age of 95 this week and I just want
to make one thing abundantly clear that
he is not the Spanos who over to entire
city and moved the team to LA no that
would be his catcher’s mitt of a son
Dean Spanos
and this week will likely mark the last
time anybody feels sorry for the
Chargers organization so I would just
like to say rest in peace Alex and I’m
sorry that this is the unfortunate
legacy your son has left you with it’s a
little late but welcome to fatherhood
number seven the Atlanta Falcons got
such a beating on Sunday that Matt Ryan
literally turned into Matt Schaub don’t
believe me look that’s my job
do you realize how badly beaten you f to
be to see Matt Schaub in a game I just
put it this way last time we saw Matt
job there were reporters doing calculus
up in the press box to try to describe
and explain how many pick six is that
mana thrown number six head coach of the
Giants Pat Shermer let us know that he
was a big strong boy this week in
responding to the criticisms of the
Giants made by his own receiver Odell
Beckham jr. for now I would say this a
heart so energy is what we bring with me
before the game all of it it counts look
I just have one question what what the
hell is little Wayne doing they’re just
sitting next to Odell Beckham is this
one of those unreasonable interview
demands that athletes will sometimes
give you all right I want four grand in
a duffel bag I also want surf and turf
catering and let’s throw in Lil Wayne I
want Lil Wayne sitting next to me the
whole time otherwise not gonna do it by
the way that is a spot-on Oh Dale
Beckham junior impersonation number five
the Broncos gave up five hundred yards
to Bilal Powell Isaiah Crowell and
Robbie Anderson is that right am i
reading i’m really by the way Derek
Wolfe put it very eloquently describing
the whole affair as total book we tired
of talking about strong words strong
words from a strong man of course those
words carry a lot of weight especially
given the fact that saying it to ears
look I agree Derek the only problem is
everything everything’s the problem
right now with the Broncos look the
Broncos play the Rams on Sunday and by
the principle of transitive properties
if Bilal Powell robbing Anderson and
Isiah Crowell used you as their own
personal treadmill then the final score
of this game is gonna stretch space and
time you’ll be able to represent the
final score of this game on an infinite
curve that’s right I just made an
infinite curve joke see that right there
black Bowl Broncos no-fly zone this is
really more like some Southwest Airlines
bags fly free you are now free to move
about the country bull number three
Buffalo beat Tennessee on Sunday I don’t
have a joke for that score was 13 to 12
that joke kind of writes itself
oh wait actually you know what I do have
a joke for that Buffalo beat Tennessee
and no one gives a bowl houston beat
Dallas on Sunday in overtime of course
the Texans play exclusively in
overtime games now in fact I think that
by rule texan’s games should only last
ten minutes now no need to waste
everyone’s time just make the general
assumptions you can make about any
Houston Texans game DeAndre Hopkins was
underutilized JJ Watt scowled a lot and
Shawn Watson probably bobbled a handoff
oh and Bill O’Brien made everybody in
the stadium and those watching on
television respect him a lot less heck
let’s just send this whole Texan season
get that five five and six sterling
record in the books look Bill O’Brien
saw Jeff Fisher’s eight and eight
reputation said child’s play watch this
nothing wrong wanna look we’re five
weeks in the NFL season now and things
are starting to shape up we got two
teams the Rams and the Chiefs were five
and O because defense is really more of
a suggestion than it is a phase in the
game now the Patriots have put the AFC
East back into their GIMP cage for
another season and the rest of the
league is just a bunch of two and three
teams who have coaches and quarterbacks
their fans resent looking at you Matt
Stafford
look if you see that the playoffs today
it would be Patriots Chiefs Rams Saints
and then the rest eight shrug emojis I’m
so glad the league has created this
culture of parody and optional defense
thanks a lot guys don’t forget to check
out our other videos here on WatchMojo
we put out three a week now we’ve got
our panel section which is coming out on
Friday
Josh’s top 10 list from the community
tab which comes out on Thursday and then
our top 10 stories of the week on
Wednesday make sure you subscribe to the
watch phantom YouTube channel as well I’ll see you around the internet escape
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