Confessions of a nervous Author

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welcome this is my confession my name is
ash and i’m the author of the
confessions of alexander the great 33
lessons and greatness some time ago I
thought it might be a clever little idea
to send the copy of the book to Oprah
the barrenness of bestsellers herself
and including the letter a nice little
handwritten note from none other than
Alexander the Great himself I thought it
might be pretty smart since the book
itself is written from Alexander’s
perspective now I didn’t expect much of
it and then last week I got a call back
from the producers of the show usually
that’s great news what are they gonna do
are they gonna mention the book on the
air my hope so are they going to invite
me on could be interesting but after
seeing Oprah tearing to James Frey
author of a million little pieces I’ll
be honest with you I’m freaking out are
they expecting me the author to go on
did she actually believed that it was
Alexander writing to her are they can
expect Alexander the Great to appear or
Colin Farrell himself and if Colin
Farrell is going to be there does that
mean rosario Dawson is going to be there
I don’t know if jared leto is there then
you can count me out this ain’t broke
back mountain after all I’m freaking out
Oprah if you’re watching this I hope you
enjoy the book maybe we can have a drink
and talk about it but just let me know
who you expect to come on your show this
has been my confession
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