Comedy Skit: Fake Lawyers

did you know that over fifty percent of
people get sued at one point in their
lives that’s right one day you’ll have
to go to court so when that day comes
when a big bad law firm sends you a
threatening letter don’t fall in the
trap of hiring your own expensive
lawyers what you should do is know that
you have options and your best option
when your backs against the wall is to
call us at van de león associates see
the trick is we’re not lawyers and we
know it though we just pretend that we
are so only go into court and we
recommend things and we have our own
little strategies no one knows what to
expect next that’s why sometimes yes we
do get charged with contempt of court
but in the end that gives you the client
the advantage and it doesn’t cost you
much this book in my hands the same the
Code of Civil Procedure these books
behind me these aren’t law books and
indeed we’re not wearing pants because
we’re not lawyers we’re van de león
associates