I’ll tell you right now we had an
Italian president running the country
warning Afghanistan be over you wouldn’t
know how would it be over this wise guy
is one of the bad boys of Italian comedy
hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking
with Mike Marino and then they danced
all president like a really big news
conference right like mr. president you
ended the war out Baghdad can you tell
us how you did it
oh boy be on national television in a
three-piece suit smoking a cigarette
going don’t worry about it
so your routine folks is quite a bit on
your Italian heritage so why don’t you
give us some context for your routine
and tell us about your upbringing and
your family when I was growing up in New
Jersey you know coming from an Italian
family with blonde hair and blue eyes we
had a hard time convincing everybody
that we actually looked like this my
mother’s from Abruzzo so a lot of people
would say you know could you possibly
really be Italian a unites I received
that we were tallying by saying yeah
okay I’m 45 years old and I still live
at home with my mom that’s the time so
let’s say you take me home to your
mother’s house for dinner what does she
do when I get there
she probably have to feed you within
less than three minutes and if you
didn’t eat she wouldn’t like you what’s
the matter you don’t like my food my
house is not good enough for you
I’ve seen you do sketch comedy with Jay
Leno and one skit that you did was
Baywatch New Jersey so what other shows
should get a New Jersey make
well hey you know I guess there are a
lot of Jersey shows that are kind of
looking really dick ulis that you notice
they all have a lot in common
big hair big attitudes lots of fights
and unfortunately it’s true and a lot of
Jersey Girls kind of do act like that
I’ve also seen you say that you want to
run for president now why would you make
a good president you know what nowadays
I think I really would be a good
president I don’t think our presidents
express themselves they give speeches
that are written by someone else now if
I was the president I wouldn’t rely on
somebody else’s speech and we have a
problem with China we owe them a lot of
money so if I was the president I would
go to China and I’d say today China guy
listen you know the money we owe you
we don’t know you no more so now we’re
gonna do what if I had an Italian and
then we’re gonna insert profession here
from New Jersey so what if we had an
Italian gym teacher he’d be probably
taking bets on the side Alishan I really
want to kick you tube all over the field
goal but if you don’t get it right don’t
worry about it
make a couple extra bucks what if we had
an Italian wedding planner you know I
think we do have a couple of Italian
wedding planners and you know
unfortunately some of the weddings are a
little on the gaudy side a lot of
statues a lot of crying a lot of long
mom and son dancing what if we had an
Italian life coach come on get off your
race go to work you’re so lazy would you
do something with yourself I’m tired of
being your coach the only 100 bucks what
if we had an Italian trainer and big
only did weight give you 500 push-ups
you’ll keep doing them I’m gonna be over
there having something eat while you’re
training any going to lack room but it
goes oh it’s nice to be here and the
lack of room but everybody’s walking
around naked I’m very uncomfortable
thank you very much thank you it’s nice
to be on the show Mike Marino net
Italian president running the country
warning Afghanistan be over you wouldn’t
know how would it be over this wise guy
is one of the bad boys of Italian comedy
hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking
with Mike Marino and then they danced
all president like a really big news
conference right like mr. president you
ended the war out Baghdad can you tell
us how you did it
oh boy be on national television in a
three-piece suit smoking a cigarette
going don’t worry about it
so your routine folks is quite a bit on
your Italian heritage so why don’t you
give us some context for your routine
and tell us about your upbringing and
your family when I was growing up in New
Jersey you know coming from an Italian
family with blonde hair and blue eyes we
had a hard time convincing everybody
that we actually looked like this my
mother’s from Abruzzo so a lot of people
would say you know could you possibly
really be Italian a unites I received
that we were tallying by saying yeah
okay I’m 45 years old and I still live
at home with my mom that’s the time so
let’s say you take me home to your
mother’s house for dinner what does she
do when I get there
she probably have to feed you within
less than three minutes and if you
didn’t eat she wouldn’t like you what’s
the matter you don’t like my food my
house is not good enough for you
I’ve seen you do sketch comedy with Jay
Leno and one skit that you did was
Baywatch New Jersey so what other shows
should get a New Jersey make
well hey you know I guess there are a
lot of Jersey shows that are kind of
looking really dick ulis that you notice
they all have a lot in common
big hair big attitudes lots of fights
and unfortunately it’s true and a lot of
Jersey Girls kind of do act like that
I’ve also seen you say that you want to
run for president now why would you make
a good president you know what nowadays
I think I really would be a good
president I don’t think our presidents
express themselves they give speeches
that are written by someone else now if
I was the president I wouldn’t rely on
somebody else’s speech and we have a
problem with China we owe them a lot of
money so if I was the president I would
go to China and I’d say today China guy
listen you know the money we owe you
we don’t know you no more so now we’re
gonna do what if I had an Italian and
then we’re gonna insert profession here
from New Jersey so what if we had an
Italian gym teacher he’d be probably
taking bets on the side Alishan I really
want to kick you tube all over the field
goal but if you don’t get it right don’t
worry about it
make a couple extra bucks what if we had
an Italian wedding planner you know I
think we do have a couple of Italian
wedding planners and you know
unfortunately some of the weddings are a
little on the gaudy side a lot of
statues a lot of crying a lot of long
mom and son dancing what if we had an
Italian life coach come on get off your
race go to work you’re so lazy would you
do something with yourself I’m tired of
being your coach the only 100 bucks what
if we had an Italian trainer and big
only did weight give you 500 push-ups
you’ll keep doing them I’m gonna be over
there having something eat while you’re
training any going to lack room but it
goes oh it’s nice to be here and the
lack of room but everybody’s walking
around naked I’m very uncomfortable
thank you very much thank you it’s nice
to be on the show Mike Marino net
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