if you’re easily offended his comedy is
not for you hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and
welcome to watchmojo.com our host
Veronica went to just for laughs where
she spoke with Ari Shaffir can you tell
us about this show that you’re
performing here some in this girl right
um that’s the name of my show it’s a you
know just stories just horrible like
stuff sexual stuff is gone awry also you
should know this a lot of we’re all
telling stories but most of us don’t get
laid very often it’s gonna come off its
like oh all these things get laid all
the time but Slyke we don’t it’s just
the few times has happened we’d love to
share about it cuz it’s so it just take
to us so you often push the envelope
when you’re on stage do you ever are you
ever worried about your safety once in a
while I’ll get off and I look watch like
a few people I’m like he’s gonna hit me
I want to close okay so I didn’t know
how to set up set we don’t do went off
like six months we did it like lightly a
little bit and then we broke up I found
a girl who I guess you would call her a
whore uh this girl Amy Smith Meyer she
was hideous uh it was one way you look
at her you look ya like it you there’s
an actual cringing and they’re like oh
you’re a human you’re not like a burn
victim okay hey how are you is there
ever time that something comes out of
your mouth and you’re like wow I can’t
believe I even just said that but amy
was like the practice range the driving
range of women uh she wasn’t for loving
or appreciating it anyway she was just
reported that’s all she wanted she liked
to fuck with Kate my first girlfriend it
was like hard to get in because she was
so tight and virginal that I used to be
able to rest on top of her like a
teeter-totter have you ever had an
abortion
have you really neither one of you got
me you get him get anybody pregnant I
did a one and a half times so anyway I
came inside her she told me not to do
that show me I have to pull out I’m like
all right well why’d she was cuz i’m out
on the pill and I’m like that’s a huge
thing you should have told me that like
25 seconds ago I don’t know what you
want me to do now you don’t either the
kitchen get you a spoon or something
which at the time I thought was a real
cure for pregnancy Logano we thought
hold on the sink us and we’re good okay
wild this interview wear condoms uh no
no you completely misunderstood that’s
dirt know the moral is definitely pull
out like it enough time no don’t say
anything silly that’s ridiculous ask if
they have anything or be cool like if
you have something tell the other person
ahead of time well on that no thank you
so much is great you’re having you
you’re welcome
not for you hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and
welcome to watchmojo.com our host
Veronica went to just for laughs where
she spoke with Ari Shaffir can you tell
us about this show that you’re
performing here some in this girl right
um that’s the name of my show it’s a you
know just stories just horrible like
stuff sexual stuff is gone awry also you
should know this a lot of we’re all
telling stories but most of us don’t get
laid very often it’s gonna come off its
like oh all these things get laid all
the time but Slyke we don’t it’s just
the few times has happened we’d love to
share about it cuz it’s so it just take
to us so you often push the envelope
when you’re on stage do you ever are you
ever worried about your safety once in a
while I’ll get off and I look watch like
a few people I’m like he’s gonna hit me
I want to close okay so I didn’t know
how to set up set we don’t do went off
like six months we did it like lightly a
little bit and then we broke up I found
a girl who I guess you would call her a
whore uh this girl Amy Smith Meyer she
was hideous uh it was one way you look
at her you look ya like it you there’s
an actual cringing and they’re like oh
you’re a human you’re not like a burn
victim okay hey how are you is there
ever time that something comes out of
your mouth and you’re like wow I can’t
believe I even just said that but amy
was like the practice range the driving
range of women uh she wasn’t for loving
or appreciating it anyway she was just
reported that’s all she wanted she liked
to fuck with Kate my first girlfriend it
was like hard to get in because she was
so tight and virginal that I used to be
able to rest on top of her like a
teeter-totter have you ever had an
abortion
have you really neither one of you got
me you get him get anybody pregnant I
did a one and a half times so anyway I
came inside her she told me not to do
that show me I have to pull out I’m like
all right well why’d she was cuz i’m out
on the pill and I’m like that’s a huge
thing you should have told me that like
25 seconds ago I don’t know what you
want me to do now you don’t either the
kitchen get you a spoon or something
which at the time I thought was a real
cure for pregnancy Logano we thought
hold on the sink us and we’re good okay
wild this interview wear condoms uh no
no you completely misunderstood that’s
dirt know the moral is definitely pull
out like it enough time no don’t say
anything silly that’s ridiculous ask if
they have anything or be cool like if
you have something tell the other person
ahead of time well on that no thank you
so much is great you’re having you
you’re welcome
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