Deadly dolphins mineral marriages and
horse assaults just because you don’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
mean they won’t interest you he goes sir
I don’t know how to tell you this but
there’s a warrant for your arrest from
2002 apparently you rented a movie
Freddy got fingered and he never
returned it
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at the
assault of a police horse militant
dolphins and rocky relationships and all
the tabloids who actually genuinely
interested in it regardless of how they
set it up number three
Equus assault by now we’ve all seen from
shenanigans and while critics of his
campaign want to put him away for being
racist bigoted and astoundingly ignorant
losers losers may be the true offenders
that trumps rallies are out there in the
audience or protesting them police say
they warned protesters to stay on the
sidewalk but the protesters wouldn’t
listen
take for example April J Foster this
cold-blooded protester was arrested and
charged with abuse of a police service
animal after she was seen yelling at and
slapping a police service horse in the
face apparently not disturbed enough by
the hundreds of screaming protesters
this horse was really asking for it when
it intimidated foster by looking in her
general direction and shuffling its
hooves
miss Foster is scheduled to appear in
court in May to face her charges
I wonder what Trump would say to this
incursion on animal rights I know there
are enemy I know there are enemy I’ll
shoot them on sight I’ll shoot them on
sight or I’ll make a deal with them are
you with me I mean Bernie come on number
two bottlenose battalion it could be
trained to locate underwater objects to
guard harbors against enemy swimmers and
submarine engine so military dolphins
are a thing and have been a thing since
as far back as the Cold War the Soviet
Union in the USA used these trained
dolphins to detect submarines and
underwater mines during that time of
uncertainty that dragged on and
and on and on and on and on from the end
of World War two to when the Soviet
Union collapsed that was a dolphin
before you can call on a porpoise the
USA will continue their training of
marine mammals until at least 2020 and
it looks like Russia wants to get back
into the game
they’re offering up to twenty four
thousand dollars per dolphin and are
looking for three males and two females
with perfect teeth what do they have in
mind for these fighting flippers nobody
knows but if the rumors of their use in
the past are true they could be
parachuting from helicopters carrying
deadly harpoons to kill enemy divers
planting explosives on enemy vessels and
fighting deep sea alien like cephalopods
number one marriage on the rocks it’s
something to do with the essence and the
integrity in which people do things some
people would call spending consecutive
days in bed drinking copious amounts of
alcohol a good weekend English artist
Tracey Emin isn’t one of those people I
realized that I had to move to bed and
everything into a gallery space instead
she took the dirty soil bed and put in
display at the Tate Gallery in 1999
called it art and walked away with a
cool 2.6 million dollars cash money well
she’s sick are having recently tied the
knot with a rock as part of her most
recent exhibition on display in Hong
Kong and I can’t you wanna marry me your
love with me no not the rock way too
sentimental right now a rock rock when
asked what her new life partner means to
her she said quote it just means that at
the moment I am NOT alone somewhere on
the sea there’s a beautiful stone and
it’s not going anywhere
we hear you on that one Tracy everyone
needs a boulder to cry on once in a
while now let’s hope she doesn’t take
that rock for granite you should be
ashamed of yourself so how long until
the soon to be forgotten rock files for
divorce eventually they decided he was
unnecessary and for your weekly dispatch
of offbeat news stories and top ten
lists published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
you
horse assaults just because you don’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
mean they won’t interest you he goes sir
I don’t know how to tell you this but
there’s a warrant for your arrest from
2002 apparently you rented a movie
Freddy got fingered and he never
returned it
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at the
assault of a police horse militant
dolphins and rocky relationships and all
the tabloids who actually genuinely
interested in it regardless of how they
set it up number three
Equus assault by now we’ve all seen from
shenanigans and while critics of his
campaign want to put him away for being
racist bigoted and astoundingly ignorant
losers losers may be the true offenders
that trumps rallies are out there in the
audience or protesting them police say
they warned protesters to stay on the
sidewalk but the protesters wouldn’t
listen
take for example April J Foster this
cold-blooded protester was arrested and
charged with abuse of a police service
animal after she was seen yelling at and
slapping a police service horse in the
face apparently not disturbed enough by
the hundreds of screaming protesters
this horse was really asking for it when
it intimidated foster by looking in her
general direction and shuffling its
hooves
miss Foster is scheduled to appear in
court in May to face her charges
I wonder what Trump would say to this
incursion on animal rights I know there
are enemy I know there are enemy I’ll
shoot them on sight I’ll shoot them on
sight or I’ll make a deal with them are
you with me I mean Bernie come on number
two bottlenose battalion it could be
trained to locate underwater objects to
guard harbors against enemy swimmers and
submarine engine so military dolphins
are a thing and have been a thing since
as far back as the Cold War the Soviet
Union in the USA used these trained
dolphins to detect submarines and
underwater mines during that time of
uncertainty that dragged on and
and on and on and on and on from the end
of World War two to when the Soviet
Union collapsed that was a dolphin
before you can call on a porpoise the
USA will continue their training of
marine mammals until at least 2020 and
it looks like Russia wants to get back
into the game
they’re offering up to twenty four
thousand dollars per dolphin and are
looking for three males and two females
with perfect teeth what do they have in
mind for these fighting flippers nobody
knows but if the rumors of their use in
the past are true they could be
parachuting from helicopters carrying
deadly harpoons to kill enemy divers
planting explosives on enemy vessels and
fighting deep sea alien like cephalopods
number one marriage on the rocks it’s
something to do with the essence and the
integrity in which people do things some
people would call spending consecutive
days in bed drinking copious amounts of
alcohol a good weekend English artist
Tracey Emin isn’t one of those people I
realized that I had to move to bed and
everything into a gallery space instead
she took the dirty soil bed and put in
display at the Tate Gallery in 1999
called it art and walked away with a
cool 2.6 million dollars cash money well
she’s sick are having recently tied the
knot with a rock as part of her most
recent exhibition on display in Hong
Kong and I can’t you wanna marry me your
love with me no not the rock way too
sentimental right now a rock rock when
asked what her new life partner means to
her she said quote it just means that at
the moment I am NOT alone somewhere on
the sea there’s a beautiful stone and
it’s not going anywhere
we hear you on that one Tracy everyone
needs a boulder to cry on once in a
while now let’s hope she doesn’t take
that rock for granite you should be
ashamed of yourself so how long until
the soon to be forgotten rock files for
divorce eventually they decided he was
unnecessary and for your weekly dispatch
of offbeat news stories and top ten
lists published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
you
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