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Breast Shaming, Kim Korrupshian & Penis Replacement: The Dispatch #27


there’s probably a reason why you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
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watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the internet’s
weirdest and coolest news stories this
week we’re covering breast
discrimination kim corrupting iran and a
replacement penis oh man it could be
worse the woman could cut off your penis
while you’re sleeping toss it out the
window of a moving car number three
double D discrimination so I violated
section 34 double D that’s what you’re
telling me you gotta be this tall to
ride the roller coaster and your breasts
have gotta be in this small to work out
at a gym in Ottawa Canada Jenna Vecchio
a member of movavi athletics was
approached by staff on duty and told
that her outfit was inappropriate and
making others uncomfortable more
specifically she was told that her chest
was too large for her tank top and she
can’t wear them at the gym anymore quote
I felt humiliated she said sharing her
experience on Facebook quote if tank
tops are not allowed at the gym for me
because of my chest size then all women
should not be allowed to wear tank tops
she continued
fair statement considering the movavi
athletics website pictures women wearing
tank tops with everyone around them
looking a-ok with the situation what
about all those male edge Lord juice
monkeys that love showing off their
cleavage and side pack now that’s
offensive
number two corrupt Kim she starred in
low-budget films had multiple lengthy
marriages and been the spokeswoman for
many luxurious products each month
millions of gigs of unused data are
taken back by wireless companies tragic
but in a story that is sure to war two
blockbuster movie franchise officials
from Iran’s organized cyberspace Crimes
Unit went public last week accusing
kardashian-west of working with
instagrams upper management to quote
corrupt Iranian society the unit has
been monitoring approximately 300
Instagram profiles mostly salons
modeling agencies and photography
studios to crack down on posts that
authorities deemed to be Una’s lamech
according to a spokesman for the unit
Kardashian West is working with the
insta CEO Kevin Systrom to target such
profiles and influence young people and
women pretty wacky rumors but if they
turn out to be true heretic may be added
to her laundry list of titles it was all
just to kind of upset you which worked
number one
pecker procedure we can rebuild him we
have the technology what is the measure
of a man money doesn’t just buy you a
better life than food better cars better
pussy and also makes you a better person
is it his career path supporting a
family driving a European sports car
well for 64 year-old Thomas Manning the
answer was an amazing medical
breakthrough yes science the Halifax
Massachusetts man is currently
recovering from the first u.s. penis
transplant in history Manning was
diagnosed with Penal cancer in 2012
eventually resulting in the amputation
of his member but under the guidance of
staff at the Massachusetts General
Hospital in Boston
Manning underwent a 15-hour operation
leaving doctors optimistic that who will
be urinating normally again within a few
weeks Hey sexual activity isn’t ruled
out further down the line either do I
make you horny Randy Manek says that
after this successful procedure he’s
looking forward to walking out of the
hospital a quote complete man a real man
makes his own luck
so does this Kardashian conspiracy go
deeper than we know I’ve set up some
meetings and I think that it’s safe and
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